My pussy is so deep. . .

[Eilan]

I'd love it if this thread disappeared.

 

[EJFan]

oops. typo.

 

[EJFan]

... intercourse with me is like waving a yardstick in the lincoln tunnel

 

[bobsgirl]

It's been used as temporary housing for an army battalion.

 

[pleasteasme]

You need to tie a 2X4 to your ass so you don't fall in.


*ok, not me ~ but, it was a joke about my sister...*

 

[rosebud5446]

my pussy is so deep i hid a family of jews in it during the holocaust.

 

[bobsgirl]

My pussy is so deep...

it echoes...echoes...echoes...

 

[Quoll]

it echoes...echoes...echoes...

You beat me to it.

DAMN
DAMN
DAMN
DAMN
DAMN
DAMN
DAMN​

Anybody remember where I parked my truck.

 

[human_male]

I find gigantic vaginas very erotic. Nothing gets me more excited than the words, "I've got a pussy like a bucket."

 

[wicked woman]

don't worry babe, I can take your 15" cock and you can still pound the hell out of my cervix... mmmmmm

 

[bobsgirl]

My pussy is so deep...

that the gynecologist has to put the speculum in my mouth.

May I just add here that I am totally grossed out by the mental picture I have right now.

 

[silverwhisper]

[is speechless]

eilan, you rock.



ed

 

[Cockyfox]

...it ponders philosophically

 

[silverwhisper]

ed

 

[Quoll]

My pussy is so big...

It takes a team of 12 spelunkers just to stimulate my G-spot.

 

[Cockyfox]

...it doubles as luggage

 

[Quoll]

...until they started school my kids thought they were kangaroos.

 

[TBKahuna123]

My pussy is so big...

...a guy once coughed near my pussy and I distinctly heard Ricolaaaaaaaa echoing from within.

 

[silverwhisper]

damn, kahuna...

[holds sides]

you gotta warn folks when you bust one that funny!

ed

[still laughing]

 

[bisexplicit]

My pussy is so deep (and profound) that it has developed alternate theories of existance.

Honestly, that is one smart cat.

 

[phoenix1224]

...Russia is using it to store their old Nukes.

 

[bobsgirl]

damn, kahuna...

[holds sides]

you gotta warn folks when you bust one that funny!

ed

[still laughing]

I agree. I just spit coffee in my lap.

 

[EJFan]

... i think i know where jimmy hoffa is

 

[Guest]

 

[silverwhisper]

bobsgirl quoth
i agree. i just spit coffee in my lap.

if your pussy was really deep, it wouldn't have stayed there!

ed