My Pubblic Appology.

[MADDOG]

I was just looking over the board, and I reaslised that everyone hates everyone else. Nobody is friends, (Or at least the friendships that did exist are falling apart) and while none of it seems to be directed at me, I'm sure you must all hate me. That's just how it seems to be - At least on every single post I've read for the past month. I thought I was lovable, but I guess I'm not. You must all detest me. I'm such a bastard.

So I would like to to take this opportinity to appologise to everyone here. Whatever I did to make you all hate me is the deepest regret I have in my life. It is the only thing I would do differently if I had to do it all again. I can't even begin to relate to you the level of sorry I feel over whatever I did to make you hate me. Don't spare my feelings, I know you all do.

PLEASE accept my appology, and should I ever meet any of you, don't spit on me. I'm just so so sorry for my actions.

MADDOG

 

[Nicole]

Come here you ...

((((((((((((((((((MADDOG)))))))))))))))))))))

I could never hate you, your a sweetheart.

Now stop being silly and have fun you.





By the way nice joke babe

 

[Rosebud]

LMAO at maddog...ohhh come here hon, lay your head on my chest and tell me what is wrong...I said your head not your mouth...wait what am I saying???continue

 

[MADDOG]

Really Nicole? You don't hate me Oh thankyou! I'm so cald to hear that!

But on a sour note, Now I'm sorry I mispelled "Public" in the title. Can you all forgive me?

But thanks for your support Nicole. I needed that hug.

MADDOG

 

[SimplySouthern]

alright...I hate you.

But...you can make it up to me

It may take hours and hours and lots of time spent on your knees....but I think I can be persuaded to allow you back into my good graces

 

[Nicole]

Oh I dunno babe??? Not sure I can forgive you for that.

Now get your Butt over from Perth and we'll see what we can do

Love ya babe but you know that right?

 

[MADDOG]

JESUS! I should have appologised ages ago! Rosebud and Simply Southern are letting me get closer to them than I ever could with conventional means! (Nice chest by the way Rosie. ) So Pity is what it takes huh? Did I tell you my Mother never loved me?

Just let me to my stretches SS, and I'll be right down to appologise in detail.

MADDOG

OH! Now Nicole is flirting! Guys! You hae to try this! Appologise for something!

 

[KillerMuffin]

You spelled apology wrong too sweetness. When you're done with SS and Nicole, if there is anything left, trot my way so I can, uh, mmmmm, forgive you too.

 

[Nicole]

I'm closer MADDOG ... 4 hour flight and we can get it on babe.

God I really sound desperate ... *down on knees* Please pick me first

 

[Bonnie Wee Lassie]

Whatever! When have you ever pissed people off. Maddog your a sweetie who could hate you?

LOL

 

[Guest]

I'm thinking Maddog needs a spankin' cause he's been so bad..

 

[MADDOG]

I must say, I do enjoy the attention I'm getting.

Once again, I appologise for my shithouse spelling, but I was coming off 2 hours sleep in a grand total of 8 hours for the previous 3 days. (Big weekend).

And girls, I'm sorry enough for all of you.

Thanks for saying that though Bonnie. You're a doll

For those of you who may have missed it, my intent was to just let people know that all the bickering on this board is really shit.

Toad and Hunny... Just bone and get it over with. Everyone else, there's been a lot of angst around here lately. People aiming vicious threads at each other, People snapping over the littlest things.

What happened? It's like in Ghostbusters 2 with that pink shit making everyone go all fucked up. Just chill.

 

[Svedish_Chef]

Maddone... hope you got hold of wiz and got my mail.

So who do we apologize to first, anyone who will have us?

Da chef

 

[Rosebud]

ME ME...apologize to me first...that way we can all fuck i mean hug and make it all better

 

[MADDOG]

Hey Cheffie, I just got in touch With Wizard. That was a good idea man. Thanks for the Email.

Apology wise, I think that the ones most offended deserve the most... shall we say, "Reconciliation"

So. Who hates me the most? Would that be you Rosie?

MADDOG

 

[Rosebud]

if we get to reconcile and it is what I am thinking it is...then yes...apologize now!!!!!

 

[Guest]

Love!

 

[MADDOG]

I'm sorry Rosie. Would it help the healing process if I kissed you better?

<---- Me
{} <---- You

 

[Rosebud]

Maddog you little http://www.angelfire.com/images/images2/devil.gif if you want it...come and get it..http://members.aol.com/MistressofMean/FLASHERGIRL.gif and then you can apologize all night long...hurry up i can feel the moment coming on http://www.freedave.com/animated/girl2.gif

 

[MADDOG]

OK, Rosie. You have my full attention. I am ready to apologise, I'm just little young and inexperienced when it comes to apologising in a satisying fashion. I mean, I want you to REALLY forgive me. Perhaps you could tell me how to apologise really well?

MADDOG

 

[Svedish_Chef]

I apologise for being a good lover, I apologise for looking good, I apologise for flirting

Father forgive me for I haven't sinned... yet.