My parents are having sex right now

[Never]

I don't care if you don't want to know, you think I want to know?

Yep, there's the sound with the stepdad get a blowjob.. Hmmm, now it's mom's turn. I think I'll slip on these headphones and turn the music waaaaay up high.
So, to all the parents of Lit. PLEASE be kind and keep it down, just a bit?
Damn, now the walls are shaking.
~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~
Never, had a very depraved - er, deprived childhood.

 

[Siren]

Well it aint like yu is a kid no mo

 

[DriveSouth]

Sounds to me like you must change the "Location" under your name -

Know what I mean?

 

[morninggirl5]

I don't care if you don't want to know, you think I want to know?

Sometimes we discover these things when we least expect it.

I understand your not wanting to know know. At least its your parents and not your grandparents.

 

[DriveSouth]

and they could be fightin' ...

 

[Never]

*blinks*
What's wrong with my location?

Yes, I've known this for some time but it always annoys me that they can't keep it down a little bit - I mean, I can hear my mother through the headphones right now.

 

[DriveSouth]

Your location is "your house" - obviously you are in your parents house!

LOL

And leave them alone, one day you'll be happy to be able to enjoy a mate in such a fashion.

 

[cymbidia]

Never, you need a new house - or you need louder music - or you need to sublimate your own incipient sexuality at Baskin Robbins when they get going like this - or you need to go out and get laid at some point...

It's gotta be hard listening to it.
However, at least your mom is happy!
You can go talk to her about walking on that rug after she's all done... gotta pick your time for convos like that!

 

[lavender]

 

[Aussie Worm]

Call the ambulance in case they break some bones

 

[Mensa]

When the cats away

Never, now's your chance to do something really daring. Go walk on that carpet!

 

[Never]

Hmmm.
Carpet.
That's an idea.

 

[lavender]

 

[Mensa]

All will be explained

(http://www.literotica.com/forum/showthread.php?threadid=39547)

 

[Never]

How often do I think about carpets?
Or yours in particular?

 

[Mistress]

If you wanted to be evil you could....








Always wait until they get into it then start screaming and making noises of your own (Faking of course) I"m sure they would tone it down after that

 

[Bob Peale]

Or do what my brother did...walk in on them then proceed to throw up on the carpet

 

[lobito]

"At least its your parents and not your grandparents."

UGH! this brings back VERY BAD memories.

I was staying at my grandparents house many years ago, and my Grandfathers bed was against the wall of the bedroom I was staying in, I didn't see it, but boy were granny & gramps having fun. It sickened me at the thought that "OLD" people were having sex. Now I hope I'm still having sex at that age.

Lobito

 

[*bratcat*]

I just thank my lucky stars...