My new theme song!

[TBKahuna123]

Here's a snippit of a hillarious song by a group called Da Vinci's Notebook. I couldn't help but think of Eilan!

 

[KarenDee]

Yeah ya big lug...you nearly made me spit my Diet Coke all over the damn keyboard when it showed up in your PM to me!

 

[LadyJeanne]

I gotta sing and I dance
when i glance in my pants?

 

[Eilan]

Flaccid or erect?

 

[TBKahuna123]

Flaccid or erect?

If you have an enormous penis, it doesn't matter. That's the point!

 

[Eilan]

If you have an enormous penis, it doesn't matter. That's the point!

But it does matter. What can one do with a huge flaccid cock except piss with it?

 

[TBKahuna123]

But it does matter. What can one do with a huge flaccid cock except piss with it?

In the words of my father, it's not gonna just get hard on its own!

I swear, my father told my mother that one time in the middle of a dinner conversation.

 

[midwestyankee]

But it does matter. What can one do with a huge flaccid cock except piss with it?

You can make puppets.

 

[bobsgirl]

You can make puppets.

What'd you have to google to find that?

 

[midwestyankee]

What'd you have to google to find that?

Puppetry of the penis, actually. The group was in Chicago a year ago and I remembered the name.

 

[TBKahuna123]

But it does matter. What can one do with a huge flaccid cock except piss with it?

OK Eilan, you're right. My wife said this morning the only good thing about a flaccid penis is watching it grow.

BTW, I told her this was my new theme song and she replied, "Why?" I'm not sure, but I think that was a dis!

 

[LadyJeanne]

OK Eilan, you're right. My wife said this morning the only good thing about a flaccid penis is watching it grow.

BTW, I told her this was my new theme song and she replied, "Why?" I'm not sure, but I think that was a dis!

Did she go first?

 

[Denae]

Puppetry of the penis, actually. The group was in Chicago a year ago and I remembered the name.

LMAO

under audition information:
"Bilingual practitioners of the art are also encouraged to attend."

 

[TBKahuna123]

Did she go first?

Nope, said it with a straight face. I'm supposed to be the smartass in this relationship, not her!

It's a good thing she's cute.

 

[averageblonde]

That is hilarious, you need to put a warning though because I almost choked on my lunch.

 

[landcruisergal]

Puppetry of the penis, actually. The group was in Chicago a year ago and I remembered the name.

Makes me so proud to be australian....not... they are hilarious live.

 

[australwind]

Makes me so proud to be australian....not... they are hilarious live.

I think the fact that they have made a bloody fortune franchising the act world wide is most noteworthy!!!