My name is TBK, and I'm a jacker

[TBKahuna123]

OK, I'm here to offer a formal apology in mass to all those whose threads I've jacked and skewed off topic. I didn't mean to, but I see it happening. Maybe this is just the natural progression of conversation, but I'm sorry, I tend to ramble.

From now on I'll try to only jack cock-size threads!

 

[Quoll]

OK, I'm here to offer a formal apology in mass to all those whose threads I've jacked and skewed off topic. I didn't mean to, but I see it happening. Maybe this is just the natural progression of conversation, but I'm sorry, I tend to ramble.

From now on I'll try to only jack cock-size threads!

Natural progression I think, most conversations wander all over the place, you should see some of bisexplicit's posts, we don't call her bijack the magnificent for nothing.
I think if you have made a genuine attempt to answer the question that was posed, then you should be entitled to have a little wander after that.

 

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[firefighter02]

Didn't your mom warn you about jacking too much?

Better make an appointment at the eye doctor to get fitted for glasses, then head on down to get those palms waxed.

 

[LadyJeanne]

Oh man, another thread about cock size. When is it ever gonna stop. Why not try something new, like testicle size. Or cum velocity (I think viscosity has already been done.) How about an analysis of the algebraic function of a parabola created by shooting a good load?

Kewl. Then we can have flow charts and graphs and even a spreadsheet to track the data over time. Maybe a pie chart.

 

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[Eilan]

How about an analysis of the algebraic function of a parabola created by shooting a good load?

Define "good load."

And don't apologize, because that means that I'd have to apologize, too, and I suck at apologies.

 

[TBKahuna123]

Kewl. Then we can have flow charts and graphs and even a spreadsheet to track the data over time. Maybe a pie chart.

Flow Chart? Yet again, another Feudian slip.

Oh and my apology was partially sarcastic, because I know we all wind up doing it. I was just reading KarenDee's dating thread and with my wife and she asked what the last few posts had to do with the question. I guess I felt a little bad because it's a great thread, and we did wander a bit. Just a little though.

 

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[Cathleen]

'Defining Love' means never having to say your sorry.

 

[Eilan]

I guess I felt a little bad because it's a great thread, and we did wander a bit.

I respectfully disagree. The guy's a cop. That was some important stuff!

 

[midwestyankee]

'Defining Love' means never having to say your sorry.

Please, Cate, I know you're a staunch fan of New England in all its glory, but couldn't you have spared us the reminder of this one book that was set in Boston? Please?

 

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[TBKahuna123]

I respectfully disagree. The guy's a cop. That was some important stuff!

See this is what happens. I try to be a smartass and wind up providing an important service.

Maybe I should go into politics!

 

[midwestyankee]

See this is what happens. I try to be a smartass and wind up providing an important service.

Maybe I should go into politics!

Whoa, oxymoron alert! Politics and "important service" do not belong in the same sentence, unless it's this one: "It would be a useful service to civilization to ban politics."

 

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[Eilan]

Except in politics, they get elected on the basis of providing an important service and end up being a smartass.

Or just an ass.

 

[Cathleen]

Please, Cate, I know you're a staunch fan of New England in all its glory, but couldn't you have spared us the reminder of this one book that was set in Boston? Please?

You don't want me to Gore you with more?

 

[midwestyankee]

You don't want me to Gore you with more?

You're just Jonesing for a pun fight, aren't you?

 

[Cathleen]

You're just Jonesing for a pun fight, aren't you?

I'm a fugitive from the punitentiary and I seek only truth and freedom.

 

[midwestyankee]

I'm a fugitive from the punitentiary and I seek only truth and freedom.

It's getting so thick around here I'm not sure I can ford the stream.

I think that we've hijacked this thread about thread-jacking long enough, don't you?

 

[Cathleen]

It's getting so thick around here I'm not sure I can ford the stream.

I think that we've hijacked this thread about thread-jacking long enough, don't you?

I thought we've all agreed that SIZE DOES NOT MATTER!!

 

[midwestyankee]

I thought we've all agreed that SIZE DOES NOT MATTER!!

You're really cock-sure of yourself, aren't you?

 

[TBKahuna123]

Of course size matters! Which cock would you rather have?

 

[Eilan]

Of course size matters! Which cock would you rather have?

Is "none of the above" an appropriate answer?