My name is Danny.........Not.

[KillerMuffin]

So you regularly liplock with Rhea Perlman. Oookay.

 

[Bob_Bytchin]

Damn midgets.

 

[Astrid]

Mhm...now it's reverse-reverse psychology.


I was just joshing on you, Danny.
Relax.

 

[Private Vasquez]

Captain Lou Albano?

 

[Bob_Bytchin]

I know who he is:

http://www.artistwebsite.com/characteractors.htm

 

[Ginny]

S'okey, Ginny. Last night I kept imagining Danny DeVito plugging Lovey Howell from behind. Ugh.

ooooh Nora....now you know....i bet Danny DeVito has a hot, thick cock....i'm seeing a yummy mass of pubic hair.....and this really thick cock with a great head....i think i could do Danny....bet his lil really butt pumps.......that would be kinda fun to see him standing there fucking some manbutt, too.....

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

Mhm...now it's reverse-reverse psychology.


I was just joshing on you, Danny.
Relax.

Lissen muther-fucker dont tell ME to relax n shit. I'll fuck you UP! YOU STARTED THIS! FUCKE YOU FUCKIN NEWBIE CRACK WHOE BITCH FAGGOT EEL BABYSITTER! Maybe you should get a fucking brain if your want to enter a shit kicking contecst with me fucker! You should be abanned! Youre just like all those fuckers who ATTACKED us.

And shit!

 

[Astrid]

Heh -I made you spell bad.

[place holder for a cute emoticon cuz I think you're a cool fellow or some shit]

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

[place holder for a cute emoticon cuz I think you're a cool fellow or some shit]

Use this:

http://home.vicnet.net.au/~freeman/images/amelie.jpg

 

[#1tankcomander]

DCL

LOL I'm not them either.

Okay, for the last time, for anyone who still thinks I might be someone famous: I'm not. I'm an actor. I've been on TV. Just like a billion other people. It's just a job.

Sheesh.

Okay, I fucked Dawn Wells, but does that make me somebody in this business? No.

Oh shit that means your Gilligan! (Bob )

 

[Rosebud]

I know who he is:

http://www.artistwebsite.com/characteractors.htm

hell that is acceptable...but nah...i picture him as (and i am not saying that i think he is this guy) Denis Learyhttp://movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/contrib_pix/d/e/hds/denis_leary.jpg. nice looking and witty and can be very smartmouthed when prodded...but that is my fantasy and I am sticking to it lol

 

[Private Vasquez]

Uncle Phil?

What happened to you after The Fresh Prince of Bel Air went off the air?

 

[Bob_Bytchin]

hell that is acceptable...but nah...i picture him as (and i am not saying that i think he is this guy) Denis Learyhttp://movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/contrib_pix/d/e/hds/denis_leary.jpg. nice looking and witty and can be very smartmouthed when prodded...but that is my fantasy and I am sticking to it lol

I definitely see the personality there...but isn't Dennis Leary a liberal?

 

[Pyper]

Public service bump

 

[#1tankcomander]

Public service bump

Ditto!

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

I definitely see the personality there...but isn't Dennis Leary a liberal?

So am I, snookums.

 

[A Desert Rose]

Okay Dixon, you are not really Danny and I am not really Rose.

Then are you really Dixon, because I am not really Rose......

 

[Bob_Bytchin]

So am I, snookums.

You can't seduce me, sorry.

**I've often wondered how conservatives wash their hair...shampoo bottles all say to apply the shampoo liberally.

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

You can't seduce me, sorry.

You haven't seen my Pat Buchanan fuck-doll.

 

[RosevilleCAguy]

You haven't seen my Pat Buchanan fuck-doll.

I know that you are really Yasir Arafat.

 

[Bob_Bytchin]

You haven't seen my Pat Buchanan fuck-doll.

Oh yeah...wasn't Pat really Deep Throat?...figures you would have the doll.

 

[Rosebud]

You haven't seen my Pat Buchanan fuck-doll.

Dammit Dixon!!! You have proven me wrong again...I once said I would never want to vote for Pat and sure as hell never want to be him......