My name is Danny.........Not.

[Dixon Carter Lee]

I don't care who you are hon....I just like yanking cranks!

There's yanking a crank, and there's incoherent "drunk funny".

And then there's Maude.

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

Another PM. marksgirl says she was just trying to get to know me. Doesn't anyone just say, "Hello" anymore?

Hello, marksgirl.

 

[marksgirl]

Another PM. marksgirl says she was just trying to get to know me. Doesn't anyone just say, "Hello" anymore?

Hello, marksgirl.

A totally new and different approach!

HELLO, from fruit loop!

 

[Guest]

Dixon, I liked as DannyBoyUK better, man. You as Steema Lunasi was fun, too.

 

[lovetoread]

Well if I only knew it took a pm like that to get DCL's attention....

sigh...

MG is cool.

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

I guess incoherency has a charm I can't resist.

Take Yayati's post above. I have no idea what he just said, and I so want to fuck him right now.

 

[Ginny]

damn thread has me visualizing you as Danny Bonaduce now....yuck.....http://www.cmongethappy.com/danny.gif....at least i haven't added butt toys to the visual......yet....

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

Travelin' along there's a song that we're singing,
We'll make you Happy!

 

[Nora]

damn thread has me visualizing you as Danny Bonaduce now....yuck.....http://www.cmongethappy.com/danny.gif....at least i haven't added butt toys to the visual......yet....

S'okey, Ginny. Last night I kept imagining Danny DeVito plugging Lovey Howell from behind. Ugh.

 

[Vilac]

Is it just me? Am I the only one who doesn't really care *who DCL is? I mean... I'm satisfied with things the way they are. He's a smart person, well-spoken, and entertaining in the threads.

He could be Danny Devito......or Danny the Contractor from Santa Barbara for all I care.

(*Mind you - this is coming from a person who is perpetually curious about things in general. But... this one thing isn't on my list)

Rock on, DCL... stay an enigma.

V~~~~~~

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

S'okey, Ginny. Last night I kept imagining Danny DeVito plugging Lovey Howell from behind. Ugh.

"Latka! Rieger! You hold her down, and I'll plow her from behind!"

"Help! Thuuuuurston!"

"You flagged down the wrong cabbie, bitch!"

"Not on the Dior! Not on the Dior!"

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

Rock on, DCL... stay an enigma.

Buffalo turnkey sits sidesaddle Wonka, egress?

 

[Nora]

"Latka! Rieger! You hold her down, and I'll plow her from behind!"

"Help! Thuuuuurston!"

"You flagged down the wrong cabbie, bitch!"

"Not on the Dior! Not on the Dior!"

Oh you sick bastard. Jeez, I like you. *laughs*

 

[someplace]

There is some merit here

Rock on, DCL... stay an enigma.

DCL can be whomever we want him to be... Just not Danny Bonaduce, PLEASE! I went to school with him and that just brings all the wrong connotations into play in my mind. As Intrigued would put it: "It's just wrong. It's ...No. Just No."

 

[someplace]

Norella

You're going to make me snarf my grapefruit juice if you don't stop it. Damn girl!

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

Gee Mr. Kincaid, I didn't know he was a transvestite, honest Injun.

 

[Bob_Bytchin]

Ahhh...so the truth is surfacing. Tell us, what of the rumors of the great Brady boys and Partridge boys circle jerks?

 

[someplace]

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Oh, stop it! Stop it! I can't stand the imagery any more.

 

[Nora]

Ahhh...so the truth is surfacing. Tell us, what of the rumors of the great Brady boys and Partridge boys circle jerks?

I heard they did a big bukakke-fest with Cindy in the middle.

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

The Brady Kids were Commies sending secret messages to the Kremlin:

http://franklarosa.com/vinyl/BigImg/brady.jpg

 

[Bob_Bytchin]

I heard they did a big bukakke-fest with Cindy in the middle.

Better Cindy than Alice.

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

The Partridge Family vs. The Brady Bunch

 

[Astrid]

What if she were dead-on right and your name really is Danny, and she really does know who you really are...

But it freaked you out so much that you had to start a whole thread saying you aren't really Danny.

That would be sorta weird.

 

[KillerMuffin]

What if she were dead-on right and your name really is Danny, and she really does know who you really are...

But it freaked you out so much that you had to start a whole thread saying you aren't really Danny.

That would be sorta weird.

SHSHSHSHSHSHSHHHHHH!!!!!!

He's too slick to be caught doing this kind of thing. DANNY. MOST of his stuff isn't a coverup over all this hooply over DANNY. MOST of it is just being funny in a redheaded sort of way. So no, he's not DANNY. MOST people think he's not.

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

That's exactly what happend. My name really, really is Danny. I'm not kidding. She hit it on the nose. I can't fucking believe it! She actually got it, and it freaked me out, and I posted this thread to distract you all, and I'm doing it again now with this confession post. I'm Danny Devito.

Yup.