My name is Danny.........Not.

[KillerMuffin]

Only if you do the vessel with a pestle bit. I love that, it's classic and fresh and forever.

Just don't smoke, it reeks.

 

[Nora]

Ok, I never played "Name that DCL" cuz um.. honestly? Even if you told me your name I most likely wouldn't know it. Sorry, I'm completely out of it.

But reading this I had this hideous mental image of you being Bob Saget. I'm *so* sorry.

Danny Kaye, on the other hand, was way cool. But umm...deadish.

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

Seriously, is marksgirl a fruit loop?

I feel like Dan Rather when that psycho jacked him up and screamed "What is the frequency, Kenneth?"

By the way, is "Kenneth" the funniest name in the world, or what?

 

[KillerMuffin]

I dunno. She's married to #1 Tank Commander. I think he's Mark, but you can never tell.

Hit "search" and type in "marksgirl" and you can see for yourself. Research can be fun! Think of it as adding a new character to your script.

 

[Nora]

I think Horace is funnier.

 

[marksgirl]

I just got a couple of PMs from someone who "has a pretty good idea" who I am. I'm "Danny", right?

Well, no, I have no idea who "Danny" is, but I'm very curious about why you think I'm this guy. Do we have similair writing styles? Avatars? Haircuts?

I won't say who sent me the PM, because that's her business, but feel free to PM me or answer me here. No one's ever thought I was someone they knew. I'm curious.

Detivo. On the spelling.

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

I dunno. She's married to #1 Tank Commander. I think he's Mark, but you can never tell.

Hit "search" and type in "marksgirl" and you can see for yourself. Research can be fun! Think of it as adding a new character to your script.

Nah. I can't see myself running through all her posts on a quest to find out whether or not she sees dead people or something. Honestly, I'm hoping the rumor catches on; if I'm "Danny" no one will ever look for the real me.

Yup. I'm Danny, alrighty.

Danny Horatio Kenneth.

 

[Eumenides]

I don't know who you are, but if you are John Cusack or Kevin Spacey, I want to meet you...PUHLEASSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEE?

 

[Nora]

DeVito

And damn, now I'll have to rearrange all my DCL fantasies to account for the height differential.

 

[pinksateendream]

hey

i think that your name is really kevin.. that you are 29 and that you live with a guy named .....hmmmm Abraham and he is your roommate... you guys have a cat named spooky and you like to eat cinnamon toast crunch for breakfast.... hahahahaha

or maybe your name is really bob and you live in an alley

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

Detivo. On the spelling.

Oh for God's sake, was I supposed to get that from "Danny"? That's like saying "I'm thinking of a country that has sand in it...".

 

[KillerMuffin]

I believe the reference is to DannyboyUK. Which might not be a bad thing. You could have a chorus of people suddenly talking your stories up on the board. Just think how pissy Synth would get over that.

 

[Bob_Bytchin]

Well, in that AV, you do resemble Danny "Partridge" Bonaducci. C'mon, tell us the truth. Was Greg Brady really banging Mrs Brady?

 

[hogjack]

D

If it isn't Danny what is that 'D' embroidered on all your shirts stand for anyway?

Or is that an 'O'? Shoot I can't tell.

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

I wish I WERE Danny Devito. The guy's got a great career.

Here are some other people I'm not...George Clooney, Sean Penn, Sean Cassidy, Tito Jackson, Paula Abdul, Martin Sheen, Adam Ant, Vicki Carr, Bob Dylan, Dylan Thomas, The Guy From American Pie Who Stuck his Dick in the Pie, Phil Donahue, Val Kilmer, or Bob Eubanks.

 

[Eumenides]

I wish I WERE Danny Devito. The guy's got a great career.

Here are some other people I'm not...George Clooney, Sean Penn, Sean Cassidy, Tito Jackson, Paula Abdul, Martin Sheen, Adam Ant, Vicki Carr, Bob Dylan, Dylan Thomas, The Guy From American Pie Who Stuck his Dick in the Pie, Phil Donahue, Val Kilmer, or Bob Eubanks.

Still haven't ruled out my choices. WOOHOO!

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

She's still PMing me. Now I'm "Brad" and she wants to know if I wanna fuck. I'm thinking I'm Brad Pitt now.

Sorry, honey, Jennifer keeps me on a short leash.

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

Still haven't ruled out my choices. WOOHOO!

LOL I'm not them either.

Okay, for the last time, for anyone who still thinks I might be someone famous: I'm not. I'm an actor. I've been on TV. Just like a billion other people. It's just a job.

Sheesh.

Okay, I fucked Dawn Wells, but does that make me somebody in this business? No.

 

[Nora]

That you chose MaryAnne over Ginger just makes you more of a god to me, DCL.

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

What can I say? She makes a mean coconut cream pie.

Pinksateendream, thanks for you PM. Hysterical. I couldn't reply because your box is full.

 

[Bob_Bytchin]

That you chose MaryAnne over Ginger just makes you more of a god to me, DCL.

But if he had fucked "Lovey Howell", he would be a hero to so many more on Lit.

 

[Eumenides]

LOL I'm not them either.

Okay, for the last time, for anyone who still thinks I might be someone famous: I'm not. I'm an actor. I've been on TV. Just like a billion other people. It's just a job.

Sheesh.

Okay, I fucked Dawn Wells, but does that make me somebody in this business? No.

A girl can hope...I never said I thought you were.

I might have noticed you. I notice a lot of "just job" actors.

 

[Nora]

But if he had fucked "Lovey Howell", he would be a hero to so many more on Lit.

nooooo!!! Don't make me have to go ram an ice pick into my skull to get rid of that mental image! Good Lord!

 

[marksgirl]

LOL I'm not them either.

Okay, for the last time, for anyone who still thinks I might be someone famous: I'm not. I'm an actor. I've been on TV. Just like a billion other people. It's just a job.

Sheesh.

Okay, I fucked Dawn Wells, but does that make me somebody in this business? No.

I don't care who you are hon....I just like yanking cranks!

 

[Pyper]

Here are some other people I'm not...Val Kilmer

Dammit!