My mother is on drugs!

[Nora]

My niece's baby naming is tomorrow. I'm bringing hummus with me, among other things. I ask her if she has some paprika for me to sprinkle on the top before setting it out.

She says to me, "You should make a stencil and put a big E (the initial letter of my niece's name) in paprika on the hummus!!!"



Apparently my mother has me confused with Martha fucking Stewart.


So, how much is a nice sanatarium running these days?

 

[Saint Peter]

Nora's mom is a hottie.

 

[TWB]

My niece's baby naming is tomorrow. I'm bringing hummus with me, among other things. I ask her if she has some paprika for me to sprinkle on the top before setting it out.

She says to me, "You should make a stencil and put a big E (the initial letter of my niece's name) in paprika on the hummus!!!"



Apparently my mother has me confused with Martha fucking Stewart.


So, how much is a nice sanatarium running these days?

Just stick your finger in it and make an E. Double dip, too. What the hell. It's family.

 

[sweet soft kiss]

My niece's baby naming is tomorrow. I'm bringing hummus with me, among other things. I ask her if she has some paprika for me to sprinkle on the top before setting it out.

She says to me, "You should make a stencil and put a big E (the initial letter of my niece's name) in paprika on the hummus!!!"




Apparently my mother has me confused with Martha fucking Stewart.


So, how much is a nice sanatarium running these days?

LOL.. thats choice... everytime my mom does something vaguly marthaish and my sister points it out to her..my mom threatens to write her out of the will for comparing her to that bitch...

 

[Cleopatra]

*laughs*


Nod and smile, nod and smile....


And check out the rates quietly. You know how little things upset them so.

 

[pointless]

i wish my mom was on drugs. i'd steal them from her and take them myself.

 

[Nora]

Re: Re: My mother is on drugs!

*laughs*


Nod and smile, nod and smile....


And check out the rates quietly. You know how little things upset them so.

ROTF! I read her these responses (she called back cuz she forgot something).

PeteyPie: yes, she is!

TWB: Mom says she's gonna slap your fingers. I told her you'd like that.

SSK: My mom says she thinks she'd like your mother a lot!

Cleo: She laughed and laughed! I reminded her that I'd be the one picking out her nursing home, too.

 

[Nora]

i wish my mom was on drugs. i'd steal them from her and take them myself.

I tried that once, Pointless, but all she had was some crappy valium.

 

[TWB]

I would rather have them licked off, frankly.

 

[Sillyman]

Oh, just do the paprika. It's a nice touch.

 

[Eumenides]

Doesn't mom know that too much paprika is yukky? Maybe you could buy a really little stencil. *snickersnort*

I loves ya, nora bora!

 

[Rubyfruit]

She says to me, "You should make a stencil and put a big E (the initial letter of my niece's name) in paprika on the hummus!!!"

Why that's a lovely idea, Nora. I think I'm going to like Mom a lot!

 

[pointless]

I tried that once, Pointless, but all she had was some crappy valium.

yeah, well i used to get vicodins and codiene cough syrup. it was really great when they had both. my parents weren't to observant.

 

[RosevilleCAguy]

Not drugs. She's just becoming slightly demented, which is cool. It probably will make her more interesting.

Now, if she suggests that you use the Cyrillic alphabet, then she's on drugs.

 

[Rhys]

psst nora...

















moo!

 

[Zmey]

I don't know what this thread is about but I like Nora

 

[Nora]

I would rather have them licked off, frankly.

By me or mom?


Silly: No.

Eumenides: I think i'm gonna paint a teeny-tiny little E in the center now, just cuz that's a fanfuckingtastic idea! LOL

Ruby: Told you that you'd love her. *smiles*

Pointless: I found it easier to steal money out of her wallet and buy good drugs.

RCAG: I would have done her Hebrew name, but it's Yosefina, which is lame!

 

[Eumenides]

Hey, Z man...st. patty's is over...could you make your eyes normal again?

 

[Nora]

I don't know what this thread is about but I like Nora

I like you too, Zmey =)


Rhys, don't make me steal your beer, boy. *smiles*

 

[TWB]

By me or mom?

I dunno. You would be great, but what's she like? What kind of drugs is she on?

 

[Zmey]

Hey, Z man...st. patty's is over...could you make your eyes normal again?

*laughing* ... almost forgot!

 

[Nobody Special's wife]

And here I thought you said your mom was on drugs...

Ask if she would like sprinkles with that too

 

[sweet soft kiss]

RCAG: I would have done her Hebrew name, but it's Yosefina, which is lame!

Good name.. I have the Italian version...

 

[pointless]

blip

 

[Nora]

I dunno. You would be great, but what's she like? What kind of drugs is she on?

She's pretty hot for a woman of a certain age...And probably wine in a box, knowing her.


NSW: Don't give the woman any more ideas!!

SSK: I love the name Josephine. I'm not too keen on the Hebrew, though. But, she's being named after her maternal grandmother, so it's all good. =) Although her English name is Elizabeth! LOL