My Most Memorable Masturbation

QuickDuck

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I can still remember the time quite clearly.

Open infront of me, was a picture of a particularly salacious lady, laying out in a rather wonderful pose in a magazine.

I was stroking away like a man possesed, eyes rolled into the back of my head....

Feeling the wonderful feelings building up inside of me...

When suddenly the man in the shop said "Are you going to buy that?" :D

j/k all :p
 
guilty pleasure said:
I just did a....."nah."

*chuckle* I am in a silly mood and thought it was funny :p

Oh well... guess i have a singular wit today ;)
 
QuickDuck said:
*chuckle* I am in a silly mood and thought it was funny :p

Oh well... guess i have a singular wit today ;)

I thought it was funny too and it reminded me of something. I was going to post but....nah! :D
 
guilty pleasure said:
I thought it was funny too and it reminded me of something. I was going to post but....nah! :D

Do I know what you were gonna post? :p
 
QuickDuck said:
I can still remember the time quite clearly.

Open infront of me, was a picture of a particularly salacious lady, laying out in a rather wonderful pose in a magazine.

I was stroking away like a man possesed, eyes rolled into the back of my head....

Feeling the wonderful feelings building up inside of me...

When suddenly the man in the shop said "Are you going to buy that?" :D

j/k all :p

I've worked in a porn store, and if guys think they can get away with it, they'll try it!!! I caught a guy once and all I did was laugh and point.....he stopped and ran out of the store!:)
 
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Shadwann2 said:
I've worked in a porn store, and if guys think they can get away with it, they'll try it!!! I caught a guy once and all I did was laugh and point.....he stopped and ran out of the store!:)
LMAO!!! and i was actually joking... damn there are some strange people in the world :)
 
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