My missed exam story

[riff]

I had a final in Ancient European history. Most of which I knew before I took the course.

He was an Italian guy, my professor. I know he appeciated my comments and thoughts- I participated, but I was very bohemian.


That night, I was 19, I went over to this other dude's room. He had a bottle of Jack and tried to explain to me how he tried to use chords no one would ever figure out. What a dick head. Be that as it may, I got piss-ripped. When I got to my room, I busted out the screen window and puked. Eight floors down.

Next morning I woke up. I had slept through my final! Dr. Mozzorelli understood when I showed up at his office door panting.

 

[Freya]

Alcohol, the universal excuse. I've used it more than once myself.

 

[riff]

I think it was more of a reason than an excuse.

 

[Freya]

Did that come across judgemental? I didn't mean it that way.

I just figure if you're thinking of an explanation for something you've done wrong - it's an excuse. If it's something you've done right, it's a reason.

I've managed to excuse a good 25% of my sex life with that one.

 

[woodgie2]

How I made my best friend ever miss her English exam
by Woodgie2

My best friend and I worked in a Nightclub.

We went home as usual

We fucked like bunnies until 07:00, as usual

Her exam was at 09:00

She overslept

oops...

 

[Monazwx]

I had a final in Ancient European history. Most of which I knew before I took the course.

He was an Italian guy, my professor. I know he appeciated my comments and thoughts- I participated, but I was very bohemian.


That night, I was 19, I went over to this other dude's room. He had a bottle of Jack and tried to explain to me how he tried to use chords no one would ever figure out. What a dick head. Be that as it may, I got piss-ripped. When I got to my room, I busted out the screen window and puked. Eight floors down.

Next morning I woke up. I had slept through my final! Dr. Mozzorelli understood when I showed up at his office door panting.

You're lucky he understood.

 

[riff]

Did that come across judgemental? I didn't mean it that way.

I just figure if you're thinking of an explanation for something you've done wrong - it's an excuse. If it's something you've done right, it's a reason.

I've managed to excuse a good 25% of my sex life with that one.

I've done a lot of wrong things that were unexcusable. They were just wrong. No excuses. Just reasons.

For intstance, there is no excuse for me having a KFC liver dinner for supper tonight.

 

[Freya]

I've done a lot of wrong things that were unexcusable. They were just wrong. No excuses. Just reasons.

For intstance, there is no excuse for me having a KFC liver dinner for supper tonight.

KFC liver?

Do I want to know what that is?

 

[Blindinthedark]

It's happened to me too. But not via alcohol.
I just fell asleep studing and forgot to set the alarm ... duh.

 

[riff]

It's happened to me too. But not via alcohol.
I just fell asleep studing and forgot to set the alarm ... duh.

Sounds like a reasonable excuse to me.

 

[Blindinthedark]

Sounds like a reasonable excuse to me.

Thank God that my prof thought it was too

It sounds so "After School Special". Like my dog ate my homework or I licked a frozen pole and I'm stuck here till spring.

I did go drinkin' afterwards though