My Man Town qualifications

[April Fool]

I'm an incredible, whorish slut, that has a body like Bittany Spears. I can cook, rake leaves, change diapers, fuck on demand and love to give blowjobs. I don't mind if you have friends over for football or poker parties. I love the smell of cigars. I love anal sex. I can open a beer bottle with my teeth. I never speak unless spoken to. I usually don' think about anything other than pleasing my mate. My hair is long and I believe a woman's place is in the home, in bed, beside her man.

 

[Guest]

I'm an incredible, whorish slut, that has a body like Bittany Spears. I can cook, rake leaves, change diapers, fuck on demand and love to give blowjobs. I don't mind if you have friends over for football or poker parties. I love the smell of cigars. I love anal sex. I can open a beer bottle with my teeth. I never speak unless spoken to. I usually don' think about anything other than pleasing my mate. My hair is long and I believe a woman's place is in the home, in bed, beside her man.

Wet dream?

 

[April Fool]

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Wet dream?

oooohhh your picture makes me wet. is that you?

 

[MistyBluEyes]

I'm an incredible, whorish slut, that has a body like Bittany Spears. I can cook, rake leaves, change diapers, fuck on demand and love to give blowjobs. I don't mind if you have friends over for football or poker parties. I love the smell of cigars. I love anal sex. I can open a beer bottle with my teeth. I never speak unless spoken to. I usually don' think about anything other than pleasing my mate. My hair is long and I believe a woman's place is in the home, in bed, beside her man.

And you are proud of this?

 

[kotori]

My qualifications

I'm an incredible, virile stud, that has a body like Vin Diesel. I can cook, rake leaves, change diapers, iron, fuck on demand and love to lick pussy. I don't mind if you have friends over for quilting or Tupperware parties. I love the smell of pot-pourie. I love anal sex. I can open a pickle jar with my grip or thread a needle. I never speak unless spoken to. I usually don' think about anything other than pleasing my mate. My hair is thinning and I believe a man's place is serving his woman, in bed, beside his woman.

 

[sexy-girl]

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And you are proud of this?

she would be a perfect woman to some men

i think april fool is a caricature

 

[MistyBluEyes]

Re: My qualifications

I'm an incredible, virile stud, that has a body like Vin Diesel. I can cook, rake leaves, change diapers, iron, fuck on demand and love to lick pussy. I don't mind if you have friends over for quilting or Tupperware parties. I love the smell of pot-pourie. I love anal sex. I can open a pickle jar with my grip or thread a needle. I never speak unless spoken to. I usually don' think about anything other than pleasing my mate. My hair is thinning and I believe a man's place is serving his woman, in bed, beside his woman. [/QUOTE

LOL.....I would always let you speak whenever you wanted to Kotori...And I'm always looking for someone to open the jars...glad you use your grip and not your teeth though. Soon she will have a body like Britney and no teeth.

 

[just pet]

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she would be a perfect woman to some men

i think april fool is a caricature

On the contrary, she seems very real and sensitive to me
What every woman should strive for
But can she change the oil in the truck?

 

[nimbus9]

If she has a bass boat and likes my dog then we need to talk.

 

[Avery_Chisholm]

 

[April Fool]

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On the contrary, she seems very real and sensitive to me
What every woman should strive for
But can she change the oil in the truck?

i like to fuck in trucks, cars, boats, campers, trees, park benches, etc. does that count?

 

[April Fool]

If she has a bass boat and likes my dog then we need to talk.

i love to do it doggy style and you can moor your boat inside of me.

 

[Mischka]

I can...fuck on demand...

Only on demand? You never take the initiative?

 

[April Fool]

Re: My qualifications

I'm an incredible, virile stud, that has a body like Vin Diesel. I can cook, rake leaves, change diapers, iron, fuck on demand and love to lick pussy. I don't mind if you have friends over for quilting or Tupperware parties. I love the smell of pot-pourie. I love anal sex. I can open a pickle jar with my grip or thread a needle. I never speak unless spoken to. I usually don' think about anything other than pleasing my mate. My hair is thinning and I believe a man's place is serving his woman, in bed, beside his woman.

hmmm, do you promise to leave the toilet seat up late at night so that i fall in for a dip when i don't turn on the light so i won't wake you?

 

[April Fool]

Only on demand? You never take the initiative?

oohh silly, i can fuck in de car, in de bed, de shower, andewhere you want to.

 

[just pet]

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i like to fuck in trucks, cars, boats, campers, trees, park benches, etc. does that count?

Only if you wash them as well

And you do your man's undies by hand







I can't do this anymore. I'm making myself sick here

 

[April Fool]

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Only if you wash them as well

And you do your man's undies by hand







I can't do this anymore. I'm making myself sick here

nooooo pleeeeeaaaasse don't gooooooooo! i lovvveee youuuuu! what can i do to make it up to you? i'll bee whatever you want. i won't say bad things anymore.

 

[nimbus9]

If I can moor my boat inside of you... I'll pass

 

[cuff_U_now]

My kinda woman.

I'm an incredible, whorish slut, that has a body like Bittany Spears. I can cook, rake leaves, change diapers, fuck on demand and love to give blowjobs. I don't mind if you have friends over for football or poker parties. I love the smell of cigars. I love anal sex. I can open a beer bottle with my teeth. I never speak unless spoken to. I usually don' think about anything other than pleasing my mate. My hair is long and I believe a woman's place is in the home, in bed, beside her man.

 

[Killswitch]

you had to go all the way to page 450 to find someting to post on?

 

[someplace]

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I can't do this anymore. I'm making myself sick here

Another coffee spew!

I'm never going to get my monitor clean this morning!

 

[ksmybuttons]

Well, I tried to be the kind of woman you wanted me to be.
It's not your fault, that I tried to be what I thought you wanted me to be.
Smilin' face, shinin' hair,
Clothes that I thought you wanted me to wear.
Made to please and not to tease,
It's the Custom Made Woman Blues.

Yes I tried to be the kind of woman, you wanted me to be.
And I tried to see life your way and say all the things you'd like me to say.
Lovin' thoughts, gentle hands.
All guaranteed to keep a hold of your man.
Made to please and not to tease,
It's the custom made woman blues.

And now you say, you're tired of me and all those things that I thought you wanted me to be.
Is it true you want someone who knows how to think and do on her own?
Lord, it's hard to realize the lessons I learned so young were nothing but lies.
Made to please and not to tease, It's the custom made woman blues.

Hazel Dickens

 

[Broken*Star]

I'm an incredible, whorish slut, that has a body like Bittany Spears. I can cook, rake leaves, change diapers, fuck on demand and love to give blowjobs. I don't mind if you have friends over for football or poker parties. I love the smell of cigars. I love anal sex. I can open a beer bottle with my teeth. I never speak unless spoken to. I usually don' think about anything other than pleasing my mate. My hair is long and I believe a woman's place is in the home, in bed, beside her man.

This is so stupid.

 

[Jenny _S]

I'm an incredible, whorish slut, that has a body like Bittany Spears. I can cook, rake leaves, change diapers, fuck on demand and love to give blowjobs. I don't mind if you have friends over for football or poker parties. I love the smell of cigars. I love anal sex. I can open a beer bottle with my teeth. I never speak unless spoken to. I usually don' think about anything other than pleasing my mate. My hair is long and I believe a woman's place is in the home, in bed, beside her man.

Are you a gay guy, by chance?

 

[Bluereign]

Ha this thread is fucking hilarious...

April is so funny

and I like kotori's replay LOL

Sense of humor is soo important in a person