My life disturbs me.

[Sillyman]

So I went out to eat yesterday with my grandparents and little siblings. We went to a pizza buffet. First of all this place feels odd on a normal day. It's super cramped and apparently not made for actual size humans, or at least Americans. I have two extremely loud children with me, both of whom feel the need to tell me what they want, over and over again, to make sure it penetrates my skull like a dentist's drill. Nothing most parents on the board haven't dealt with. It's hot and humid and I am wilting like a sunburnt tomato. The real horror though is my grandmother is sitting with me, and she has broken her hand. Not a few weeks or days ago either. She fell and broke it on the sidewalk in fron of the restuarant, and insisting that we eat and that she helps the kids with their food before she gets any medical attetion. Her hand is swollen and she is bleeding all over the table and is acting perfectly chipper. My brother and sister carry on singing and whining as if nothing had happened, and even grab at her hand a few times to show her some obvious fact. My grandfather seems to be the only one noticing her, and he looks like he's about to go into shock. And the illiterate Peruvian disc jockey who lives in my head has decided to play the theme song from "The Butt Ugly Martians" while this is going on. Somedays I just get traumatized from being alive.

 

[Purple Haze]

The old saying: "You can pick your friends........"

 

[Private Vasquez]

Oh great...now I'm gonna have nightmares about old ladies with bloody, broken hands telling me to finish all my pizza.

Is she okay?

 

[alexandraaah]

You're super neato in my book.

 

[Dougy]

And the illiterate Peruvian disc jockey who lives in my head...

I was wondering where he got off to. Say high to Guillermo for me. Don't call him Memo...he hates that.

There was definitely some absurdist humour to your yesterday!!

 

[glamorilla]

When i first signed onto the boards i thought you were a lot older than you really are.

As someone who's had pretty much zero family in his life someday you will appreciate them better...just wait till a few years pass and you're on your own.

Everything changes.

 

[cybergirly]

Ahhh family...

I've often thought all families should come with a remote control, that allows you to "pause" them at appropriate times.

 

[Sillyman]

PV- Yes she is okay. She has broken bones before, and she does heal up quite rapidly for her age. If it had been something more serious, I wouldn't be joking about it.

Draaah-Thank you. You have several green stars in my book too, mainly pecause they kept folding inward when I tried to paste them on.

Dougy- He says he wants his $70 dollars back you son of a bitch. I wouldn't worry about him though. He is making good money here.

Glam-I know how it is, and things will get better. I promise.

Cyber-If I could pause, I would sell tickets.

 

[Rubyfruit]

I'm thinking that you'd make a great sitter.

M/W/F?

 

[Private Vasquez]

Shit! It was jokes?

 

[daniella469]

Pizza Buffet?

Your life disturbs me also

 

[Ezarc]

Silly,
You were in a disturbing situation. How we, as humans react define whether are lives are also disturbing. If you act with kindness, empathy, and concern which you did then don't let lifes mess ups mess with your noggin. You did your best and learn from the experience.
Take Care,
Ezarc

 

[daniella469]

Silly,
You were in a disturbing situation. How we, as humans react define whether are lives are also disturbing. If you act with kindness, empathy, and concern which you did then don't let lifes mess ups mess with your noggin. You did your best and learn from the experience.
Take Care,
Ezarc

<wonders if one's thoughts can be considered "deep", while using the word noggin> hmmmmmm

 

[Sillyman]

I make a decent sitter. Love to watch your little ones sometime, and my rates are quite reasonable.

 

[amelia]

sillyman..i just felt the need to come in here and hug you...

:HUG:

we don't need to compare family situations again do we...

remember my family....

yeah..now that you're appropriately horrified..i'll be on my way

 

[Sillyman]

Hey, I love my family, I really do. Who else am I going to find who can empathize with what a hard descision it is between going to the senior pancake breakfast in the Starfleet Uniform or the catholic school girl dress?

 

[RudeNastyAssBitch]

LMAO

Just Totally Breaking Into Complete Uncontrollable Laughter!

LMAO
LMAO

I Have Not Laughed This Hard In A While!

It Struck Me As TOOOOOO Funny

Hope Yer Gram's Hand Is Better Quick.

 

[Marxist]

I'm so glad we're separated by my inability to speak or write English.

I love the 'Ville.

 

[Sillyman]

I speak a wide variety of grunts and mumbled slang and I write a half decent doped up mental patient scrawl. We can find a way to communicate.

 

[red_rose]

Sweetie, your life disturbs me, too.

 

[Rambling Rose]

I'm sending a rare and patented hug your way. Is it time to paint the outside of the house yet?