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Huckleman2000

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I'm getting a vasectomy. I've wanted to do it for years, and finally I'm having it done.
Already, I feel sexier in anticipation of the surgery. I've always been a "decent guy." Opening up the field of women I'd seriously like to fuck, beyond the ones I could imagine working out a solution with should birth-control fail... well, now it could be anyone. I'm flirting with younger women as well as women my own age. I'm dancing with women. I'm talking to women with an openness and freedom that's exhilarating.

Has anyone else gotten spayed or neutered? How did it make you feel?
 
I'm spayed :) and yes, I feel sexier. However, it's not from the lack of worry about conception. That never stopped my rutting. Instead, it's because I'm healthier and my ovaries aren't crippling me.
 
The operation lasted about a quarter of an hour under local anaesthetic. After the initial soreness that lasted a few days, I haven't noticed any difference in function or anything else.

As someone once said about vasectomies "If you stand on the bank of a cloudy river, you can't tell whether there are fish in it or not".

The vasectomy was performed 26 years ago...

Og
 
All my parts are in situ, they're just not connected up anymore. Don't know that it's made much difference to me, other than relief that pregnancy is definitely a thing of the past.
 
Hubby was done on Rememberance Day 14 yrs ago.

Do yourself a favour, shave yourself before going in, they dont use the best quality of razors nor do they have a great technique.

And what ever you do, do NOT go bowling two days later...your balls will swell like a softball, then when you get home and sit on the couch with the bag of peas propped nicely between your legs your 3 yr old says, "What's that?" a million times until you finally tell him to go see mommy in the kitchen!

Have fun!
C:rose:
 
Been there done that about 28 years ago the 9th of the Month as a matter of fact. A few days after the youngest was born my wife had herself fixed and a few days after that, I did the same. We called it our double indemnity insurance.

BTW It saved my ass in a false paternity suit about fifteen years later.
 
Yep, was fixed after my youngest child was born. Not sure if it made me feel any sexier, but my family is rather....fertile, so it was a huge relief not to have to worry about pregnancy ever again.
 
If Amicus were to comment....what do you imagine it would consist of?


:rose:

Ami
 
Yep, I'm fixed. Removal of uterus and one ovary, the other managed to be spared the endometriosis. Life's much better without pain.
 
Yep. Got 'em snipped. Haven't backed up and exploded yet either. But I'm dead sexy now.
 
Nope.

Don't need to anyway. I rely on my personality for birth control. ;)

LMAO, cocoa spew all over my pc.


Anyway, my fiance has been debating whether or not to have that done. there are a few factors in that. I want to have kids (but not with him due to the medical stuff they could inherit) but I don't know how to tell him. So should I say Yeah Go for it? I don't want to regret it down the road.
 
tell him he should be sure that neither he nor future partners, including yourself, want kids.
 
The Old Man got himself snipped after our second-- his fourth. He's never regretted it.

Huck, remember-- even though you won't be making any more babies, you still want to play safe! :eek:
 
LMAO, cocoa spew all over my pc.


Anyway, my fiance has been debating whether or not to have that done. there are a few factors in that. I want to have kids (but not with him due to the medical stuff they could inherit) but I don't know how to tell him. So should I say Yeah Go for it? I don't want to regret it down the road.


Due to the issues you mentioned, I would not encourage him. Having it done could complicate issues emotionally down the road.

:rose:

Maharat
 
The Old Man got himself snipped after our second-- his fourth. He's never regretted it.

Huck, remember-- even though you won't be making any more babies, you still want to play safe! :eek:
Good point, thanks. :)

It's interesting that so many don't think much about the possibility of conception in their choice of sex partners, but I suspect it's vestigial from my upbringing. You can leave the Catholic church, but it never leaves you. ;) Also, having dealt with one surprise and several close calls in the past, I guess I'm a bit, erm, gun-shy.

Glad to hear the success stories.

I informed my son, who will be the only namesake left from my Dad's father to my son's generation. He said, "So this is like a ceremonial passing of the Family Jewels, huh?" :D
 
Add me to the snipped and clipped club. Had it done about 5 years ago. No babies since then either.......................:D
 
Today was the day!
Honestly, my balls and 'scrotal area' are quite sore. 'Scrotal area' is my new favorite medical phrase. With the change of one letter, it becomes Scrotal Aria - the highlight of the third act of Dom Fellatio, a lesser Opera Buffo from the Court of the Countess of Cunnilingus.

Umm... yes, they gave me a vicodin Rx. :eek:
 
Today was the day!
Honestly, my balls and 'scrotal area' are quite sore. 'Scrotal area' is my new favorite medical phrase. With the change of one letter, it becomes Scrotal Aria - the highlight of the third act of Dom Fellatio, a lesser Opera Buffo from the Court of the Countess of Cunnilingus.

Umm... yes, they gave me a vicodin Rx. :eek:
Congratulations!

How's your tenor voice? :D
 
Congratulations!

How's your tenor voice? :D
With the general anesthesia (they did a hydrocelectomy as well) they put a breathing tube down my throat, so I'm very hoarse. My 82 yr old mother made the comment, "It could be worse. You could be speaking in a high voice." :D
 
With the general anesthesia (they did a hydrocelectomy as well) they put a breathing tube down my throat, so I'm very hoarse. My 82 yr old mother made the comment, "It could be worse. You could be speaking in a high voice." :D
Coloratura, even!:D
 
Keep the boys on ice/frozen peas or they will fight back - trust me!

(nothing funnier than a man with a swollen sack trying to get compfy!)

Congrats...this is not a free ticket to unprotected sex- right!?

C:kiss:
 
Today was the day!
Honestly, my balls and 'scrotal area' are quite sore. 'Scrotal area' is my new favorite medical phrase. With the change of one letter, it becomes Scrotal Aria - the highlight of the third act of Dom Fellatio, a lesser Opera Buffo from the Court of the Countess of Cunnilingus.

Umm... yes, they gave me a vicodin Rx. :eek:

Does it feature a castrati?

best wishes on the recovery. enjoy the vicodin.
 
Easy-cheesy ice pack that lasts for ages and works better than a bag of peas: 1 part rubbing alcohol to three parts water. Ziploc bag. Freezer. Just remember to wrap it in a hand towel before use to keep from freezer burning your tender bits.
 
Soon after the birth of our second child -- my wife been on the pill, then an IUD, both of which had some side effects.

My youngest is 24 now -- i still remenber the operation. The doctor was the same one who had just done the baby's circumcision. He was doing these vasectomies in the evening, for cash. I got there -- no nurse, no one else at all in the building. It made me EXTREMELY nervous (and I do not get nervoius very easily). It's done under a local anesthetic -- and it doesn't exactly hurt, but you can sort of feel what's going on.

Afterwards, I spent a few days wondering if my balls were going to fall off, but within a few days (or weeks?) I recovered, with no perceptible side effects.

I think it's been mentioned by others -- but don't try to be heroic. Even though it's done under local, it's "major" surgery.
 
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