"My knees are killing me!" cries out I'mVan's av.

[Mischka]

It has recently come to the attention of ETLA (Ethical Treatment of Literotica Avatars) that the woman in I'mVan's av has been mercilessly pounded for weeks on end. Her knees are giving out, and she's got a ferocious case of rugburn.

This abuse has got to stop. ETLA demands the immediate release of the woman. The only way I'mVan can make amends for this poor treatment of his av ladyfriend is to post luscious naked bod shots of himself.

If you support this worthy cause, please sign below.

Thank you.

 

[lavender]

You need to study, young lady.

Procrastination does not become you.

 

[zipman]

I think your AV needs a bra. Isn't that Cruel and unethical treatment of breasts, letting them hang like that?

Otherwise, I love it.

 

[sunstruck]

Ya know I'm all about the naked male form today.

ImVan. Let's see your cock. Cut that poor woman some slack. Not to metion the Mouse! Can you imagine the shape poor Mickry's penis must be in? Miney is never going to let him back into the magic castle.

Have a heart, show some ass.

 

[I'mVan]

Ya know I'm all about the naked male form today.

ImVan. Let's see your cock. Cut that poor woman some slack. Not to metion the Mouse! Can you imagine the shape poor Mickry's penis must be in? Miney is never going to let him back into the magic castle.

Have a heart, show some ass.

Sorry guys. And no particular offense to sunstruck, but this is exactly why I will not be having any me av's.

http://www.literotica.com/forum/attachment.php?s=&postid=3484369

http://www.literotica.com/forum/attachment.php?s=&postid=3154455

http://www.literotica.com/forum/attachment.php?s=&postid=3404247

 

[metalpalace]

Im van your picture under your name is cracking me up! lmao

 

[I'mVan]

Im van your picture under your name is cracking me up! lmao

Thanks, someone appreciates art. And all this crap about her knees? Ha - she's the one that demands the constant attention, poor mickey is running on fumes.

 

[Guest]

saw those pics post by i'm van and i almost came in my panties!!! daaayum!!

 

[sunstruck]

I don't even have to look to know what you posted. Sorry I mentioned it.

How about a new cartoon?

 

[Mischka]

I think I was offensive with this thread, and that was not my intention at all. I'm sorry, I'mVan. I was just trying to be silly.

 

[estevie]

Sorry guys. And no particular offense to sunstruck, but this is exactly why I will not be having any me av's.

I don't get it. Those are you.

 

[I'mVan]

OK, sunstruck, you confused me, I posted exactly what you asked for? Mischka, not offended lovey, specially from you. Estevie, yes, those are all me.

I'm happy to post me, just after so long with the cock av's. I started to feel like that's all I was. This board does need more eye candy, lol, it always needs more .

Tell you what mischka, I'll post a body shot if you do

 

[Mischka]

Tell you what mischka, I'll post a body shot if you do

*reaches for leopard-print toe socks*

Sure!

 

[Freya]

Can I ask an offensive question?

Did you lose a lot of weight between the first and second pic? Or gain some?

 

[I'mVan]

*reaches for leopard-print toe socks*

Sure!

*grin*

I can pull that one too you know

 

[I'mVan]

Can I ask an offensive question?

Did you lose a lot of weight between the first and second pic? Or gain some?

*grin*
Gain baby.

The first was when I first joined Lit, two years ago. The second was fairly recent. Need to lose some of it, but the arse goes first, I'm told that's not good. *shrug*

 

[Freya]

*grin*
Gain baby.

The first was when I first joined Lit, two years ago. The second was fairly recent. Need to lose some of it, but the arse goes first, I'm told that's not good. *shrug*

I think you look good in the 2nd one. I like my men with some meat on them though.

 

[Wiggles]

Need to lose some of it, but the arse goes first, I'm told that's not good. *shrug*

I dat booty.

 

[I'mVan]

, thanks Wiggles

So, if anyone can find me some nice quality, simple disney porn, feel free to post it here. I've looked, and can't see anything that particularly grabs me. That and I got stuck in pop up hell.

 

[ShamelessFlirt]

Burning the candle at both ends??


http://literotica.com/forum/attachment.php?s=&postid=2556373

http://literotica.com/forum/attachment.php?s=&postid=2556434

http://literotica.com/forum/attachment.php?s=&postid=2556462


Check this thread, exact same request ...


http://literotica.com/forum/showthread.php?threadid=107737

 

[I'mVan]

Thanks shameless, seen all those (infact, I think I posted one of them). None of them quite do it. Got three here that I'm so so about, can anyone resize animated gif's? I lost my photoshop when I got my new hard disk. . .

 

[I'mVan]

2

 

[I'mVan]

3

http://www.literotica.com/forum/attachment.php?s=&postid=3322597

 

[penguindance]

 

[ShamelessFlirt]

I can resize them, but none of them seem to be animated