My job training starts today

[Sillyman]

I have to learn to cook hamburgers. God, I hope I don't get overwhelmed.

 

[Guest]

just take it one task at a time

 

[littlekateyes]

I hope you have a good day.

 

[Debbie]

Just keep cool and think of us to make you smile.
Good luck.

 

[SINthysist]

Flip 3 Spit 1

 

[scylis]

aaahh, the American Dream....

 

[Sillyman]

Anyone know how I can subtlely pick my nose or should I bother?

 

[SINthysist]

Subtlty is wasted when you are flipping burgers...

Pick away.

PICKles...

 

[scylis]

Anyone know how I can subtlely pick my nose or should I bother?

make it look lik you're scratching your nose.

 

[Guest]

subtle? why be subtle?

 

[Rex1960]

Do you have to care about those french fries simultaneously ??

OMG.... that's some odd job

 

[Sillyman]

make it look lik you're scratching your nose.

Excellent suggestion.

It's been almost a year, but I feel my responsible adult powers slowly returning to me.

 

[GuyJD]

Anyone know how I can subtlely pick my nose or should I bother?

The spattular works better than your fingers.

 

[Sillyman]

The spattular works better than your fingers.

Which end?

 

[scylis]

Which end?

the one that fits inside your nose.

 

[GuyJD]

Which end?

The sharper end, Silly. Plus the heat and hot grease might help condition your skin and burn the itch off of your nose.

 

[MissTaken]

Just have fun, sillyman.

HOnestly, my favorite all time job was at a sub shop.

Hoagie

or

Hero

depending on where you are.

 

[juicylips]

Do you get to put cheese on those burgers?

 

[Sillyman]

I'm hoping to be able to maintain a good personal attitude. I have good people skills, I'll be fine.

 

[Sillyman]

Do you get to put cheese on those burgers?

Probably.

 

[Rhys]

I want fries with that

 

[Sillyman]

I want fries with that

You got it, bub.

 

[Rhys]

Oh yeah, extra Ketchup...lots of salt...I need it for my voodoo doll

 

[Sillyman]

Oh yeah, extra Ketchup...lots of salt...I need it for my voodoo doll

Who of? You think you can hex naudiz into writing faster?

 

[sch00lteacher]

Sillyman Squarepants, the eager sea sponge, heads off to the finest eating establishment ever established for eating: the Krusty Krab, home of the krabby patty, with a help wanted sign in the window! After years of dreaming, Sillyman is ready to go in there and get that job! Actually, he's a big sissy and wimps out, but Patrick, his chubby starfish friend, convinces him to go through with it. Squidward, the grumpy squid who can't stand SM, starts to panic, and warns Mr. Krabs, the money-loving crab manager about him. Mr. Krabs tells Sillyman to go get a hydrodynamic spatula with turbo drive and port and starboard attachments and turbo drive as a test. When SM leaves, 5 busloads of anchovies stampedes into the Krusty Krab for some chow. Meanwhile at Bargain Mart, Sillyman searches for the spatula. The anchovies start to rampage the KK like the raging sea. It seems like all is lost until SM comes in with the spatula! He manages to feed all the anchovies with his fine fastfoodsmanship and send them packing. Impressed, Mr. Krabs gives Sillyman the job he's always wanted