My Ignore List

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Who do you have on your ignore list and why?

I have:

Killer Muffin--the last time I needed a den mom I was ten and in the cub scouts.

CBody--if I want to hear the wail of an Indian I'll rent a John Wayne movie.

Laurel--she's just to the left of Ralph Nader but better looking. well only if she looks like that cat.

Shadowmarx--M___ by any other name is just as stinky

tenten--see above

M___--David Duke told me he learned a lot at the knee of the master.

Starfish--Do I really want to see her naked and making time with some other guy? My jealousy runs deep.

Lost Cause--exactly

Mason Reagan Grant--I would rather hear the musings of Screech or the new guy on NYPD Blue than this guy's attempt at wit.

I've got a whole lot more on ignore than this partial list, so if you want to get in touch with me just nail your thesis on the cave door. Osama and I are in conference.
 
I only put this up here so you'd have that wonderful "This person is on your ignore list" thing in your way.

I hate those, too.
 
Umm I don't have an ignore list.....


I pretty much ignore people on my own and usually find that those I would put on my ignore list get brought up in posts and I am driven to find out what is happening.

If my ex were here, HE would be the one on my list.
He is on all my other lists. grrrr

:D
 
Funny, I thought there was a maximum number of names you could have on ignore. Far fewer than the number you just posted. Guess I never tried that many names at once.

I have Kiddyrock, Thang, and Kinky on ignore.
 
Cheyenne said:
Funny, I thought there was a maximum number of names you could have on ignore. Far fewer than the number you just posted. Guess I never tried that many names at once.

I have Kiddyrock, Thang, and Kinky on ignore.

I was kidding......

Actually I do have 3 of the above on ignore, but that's not too hard to guess really.
 
KillerMuffin said:
I only put this up here so you'd have that wonderful "This person is on your ignore list" thing in your way.

I hate those, too.

LMAO!

I just went to test the system to see how many people each member could list as "ignore." I tried to enter your name as a test and I got this message:

"Sorry Killermuffin is a moderator/admin and you are not allowed to ignore him or her."

I guess Marxist can see your post afterall! But why lie about who you have on ignore? Hmmmm...
 
So you don't actually have me on ignore? Shit. There goes my whole guerilla posting plan. You have made my sense of humor very unhappy.
 
KM... you are a goddess! NO ONE can have you on ignore!!!

Feel the power... :D
 
KillerMuffin said:
So you don't actually have me on ignore? Shit. There goes my whole guerilla posting plan. You have made my sense of humor very unhappy.

Even though you're an asshole, I wouldn't ignore you. Cheyenne fits into that category to a greater degree. Notice how she "Oh so efficiently" tries to prove me wrong when I'm so obviously joking? Maybe she's on the phone with the National Guard right now telling them that I've bunkered down with Osama too.

Now why would I want to miss that kind of unintentional humor?
 
MissTaken said:
Umm I don't have an ignore list.....


I pretty much ignore people on my own and usually find that those I would put on my ignore list get brought up in posts and I am driven to find out what is happening.

If my ex were here, HE would be the one on my list.
He is on all my other lists. grrrr

:D


:D ........ I like how you think Miss Taken

(that last remark especially);)
 
Marxist said:


Even though you're an asshole, I wouldn't ignore you. Cheyenne fits into that category to a greater degree. Notice how she "Oh so efficiently" tries to prove me wrong when I'm so obviously joking? Maybe she's on the phone with the National Guard right now telling them that I've bunkered down with Osama too.

Now why would I want to miss that kind of unintentional humor?

Funny, KM thought you were serious with your list, too. Maybe a few smilies here and there would help you? Or maybe a "LOL" here and there?

Actually, I went to check only because I thought the limit really was 5 people. I've been saving those last 2 open spots for really obnoxious peoplel to join my initial 3 names. Now if I could have a list as long as the one YOU posted... the possibilities are endless!
 
Actually, Chey, no I didn't think he was serious. If I thought he was serious, I never would have posted here. After all, what's the point? There are more ways to ignore people than to use the bb feature. I think you'd be a lot better off if you'd realize that Marxist's brand of humor isn't normal.

Marxist is a fucking, totally bass ackwards, mule-headed prick. But I like him. Cause he's honest, he has opinions and he's not afraid to post them or to stand by them. Someday, maybe he'll even admit when he's wrong.
 
KM--I am wrong a lot. Take for instance my early crush on you. Then I realized you were nothing more than a mommy substitute. No one replaces mommy, no one!

Seriously, who would think I'd have Laurel on ignore for Leftists politics? She's only defended my brand of assholedom a dozen times. Or DCL for his lack of wit? Or Lost Cause because he's not 100%, who is? Or Starfish, who makes me feel funny? CBody is defenseless and mostly harmless, although she tries to show her teeth now and again.
 
marxist...i used to ignore you simply by refusing to enter your threads, but now (for the second time in the last few days) i find myself not only here, but responding

eeesh...must need to feel filthy for some reason (i'll be dialing my therapist as soon as i'm done here)

don't flatter yourself though...charles manson is charismatic too, but he's still an asshole
 
Si--Manson comparisons? A little early in the morning for that, no? Charles Manson is not an asshole. An asshole is an annoyance. Manson is the mastermind of a cult responsible for the deaths of several innocent people. I haven't done anything resembling that today. Yet.

And if you want to feel dirty, come on over. I've got a liter of gin and some grapefruit juice. I can teach you the art of the salty dog. And we can have a drink too.
 
Marxist said:
Who do you have on your ignore list and why?

I have:

Killer Muffin--the last time I needed a den mom I was ten and in the cub scouts.

CBody--if I want to hear the wail of an Indian I'll rent a John Wayne movie.

Laurel--she's just to the left of Ralph Nader but better looking. well only if she looks like that cat.

Shadowmarx--M___ by any other name is just as stinky

tenten--see above

M___--David Duke told me he learned a lot at the knee of the master.

Starfish--Do I really want to see her naked and making time with some other guy? My jealousy runs deep.

Lost Cause--exactly

Mason Reagan Grant--I would rather hear the musings of Screech or the new guy on NYPD Blue than this guy's attempt at wit.

I've got a whole lot more on ignore than this partial list, so if you want to get in touch with me just nail your thesis on the cave door. Osama and I are in conference.

Do me a favour and add me to that list, it's one of the few I'd really like to be on.
 
Why ignore anyone when you can "gloss over" anyone who you think types icky, heh.


By the way.."The wail of an Indian" comment was very rude, mister!
 
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Re: Re: My Ignore List

OUTSIDER said:


Do me a favour and add me to that list, it's one of the few I'd really like to be on.

I'm confused. If you don't want to see MY post you should add ME to YOUR list.

If you want me to ignore you, why did you post in this thread?

You're an OUTSIDER for a reason, no?
 
I've got "Unregistered" on MY ignore list. That way I'm never embarassed by reading the silly shit that I write. What the hell, I forget it almost as soon as I finish typing it anyway. Sometimes even sooner, uh, what was I talking about? Never mind. POST & get on to the next thread. That's the ticket. HA!
 
Since this is about the first and probably the last time I've interacted with you I thought being on your ignore list would stop you from interacting with me.......twisted logic but I like it.

Bye.
 
OUTSIDER said:
Since this is about the first and probably the last time I've interacted with you I thought being on your ignore list would stop you from interacting with me.......twisted logic but I like it.

Bye.

Huh? I don't remember extending the invite but later fucktardo.
 
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