My hotel

[dg]

My hotel is currently hosting a Mardi Gras themed swingers convention. As soon as they all come back from group fucking I'm going to spy on them. Word.

 

[pointless]

gross.

 

[MsLead]

omg...u r hilarious...where are u?

 

[dg]

I'm really not joking. I'm in Chicago right now.

 

[dg]

Dudes walking around in the hallway in just boxers. Wait till they get a load of me in just a sock.

 

[dolf]

Dudes walking around in the hallway in just boxers. Wait till they get a load of me in just a sock.

pics!

 

[dg]

pics!

This is totally new territory for me. Apparently they have the 11th and 12th floor reserved. I'm trying to figure out how it all works. I'm absolutely taking pictures if I can.

 

[dg]

pics!

PS. I still think we would make strange children.

 

[dolf]

I meant of you in your sock

 

[dg]

I meant of you in your sock

Really dolf? REALLY? Because you are going to get them.

 

[dolf]

 

[dg]

Well at least I know you aren't serious now. My poor socked cock.

 

[dolf]

I bloody well am. I demand sock pics!
you've promised now. in writing.

 

[dg]

Would you accept just the cock, without the sock, but with a ring?

 

[dolf]

no. of course not.
I need a full frontal, with sock.
and I need it now.

or i'll cry

 

[dg]

You know the worst part of this dilemma is that a picture of me in only a sock, and a business sock at that, used to exist. Back when I was younger and svelte. Now it would just be disappointing.

 

[dolf]

it would not. I would be all excited that you took a pic, in a sock, just for me. and I would smile.

 

[Phelia]

Show us your sock!

I don't love the idea of a Mardi Gras theme for a swingers event, but I can't seem to think of a better one. I didn't even know they had themes. I would have assumed it to be "group sex."

Ooh, wait, I have an idea. Robot Mardi Gras swingers party.

 

[dolf]

sock swingers party.

 

[Sinny]

Post the cock in sock. Who cares about the less svelte part. Cock. In. Sock.

I might be projecting my lust for Flea. Maybe.

 

[dg]

It's sock swingin' time. They are starting to arrive back.

 

[Sinny]

Sock monkey swingers party? We need to stage that for Lori.

 

[dolf]

*ahem*

he has lovely big... feet.

 

[dg]

Size 44. Alas they may only be "average".

 

[Lorilei]

Sock monkey swingers party? We need to stage that for Lori.

Yes, please.