My heels are polka dotted.

[Mischka]

This has to be the strangest affliction my feet have ever endured. My soles are polka dotted, with these tiny, irregularly-spaced black dots. It looks like someone poked me with a Sharpie. I've been wearing shoes all day, and I can't find anything dot-causing inside of them. This is just plain odd.

 

[HeavyStick]

hmmm

www.rxmed.com

www.nzdoctor.co.nz

 

[ma_guy]

This has to be the strangest affliction my feet have ever endured. My soles are polka dotted, with these tiny, irregularly-spaced black dots. It looks like someone poked me with a Sharpie. I've been wearing shoes all day, and I can't find anything dot-causing inside of them. This is just plain odd.

FREAK!

(Get yourself some shoe liners!)

 

[Never]

OMG!
Mischka is going to die!

*wonders if she remembered to leave that clock to me*

 

[Pyper]

Do these dots wash off or do they appear to be organic in nature?

 

[Ishmael]

Pictures please.

Ishmael

 

[Mischka]

Shoe liners are for wimps! Besides, I was wearing soccer slides.

A good scrubbing has reduced the dots on one foot to a much paler version. Methinks I was inked.

 

[HeavyStick]

and a near tragedy avoided

 

[Never]

Does this mean I don't get the clock?

 

[Pyper]

You know what I think? I think Never secretly snuck over to Mischka's house and inked her feet while she was sleeping in order to fool Mischka into thinking she was dying of the Black Plague so she would give away all her possessions including above-mentioned clock.

Yep, that's what I think.

 

[lavender]

 

[Mischka]

Does this mean I don't get the clock?

Sheesh. Just waiting for me to die. This wounds me to my very core.

 

[freakygirl]

hey

you told me I was going to get that clock

 

[Never]

Rats, foiled again.
I guess I’ll just have to give her a real disease next time

 

[lavender]

 

[freakygirl]

Mischka,

Just to make you feel better - I don't really want anything when you die.

That's not what you told me in that email.

 

[Pyper]

Mischka,

Just to make you feel better - I don't really want anything when you die.

The fact that you are dead is reward enough.

 

[Mischka]

Mischka,

Just to make you feel better - I don't really want anything when you die.

Thanks. I feel much better. Though it's really quite disturbing that everyone keeps talking about me dying first.

I'll have to construct some weird-ass will to make up for my premature demise. Something involving a moat, Japanese game shows, and a goat.

 

[Never]

No one’s getting that gawddamn clock but me freakygrrl.

Mischka, just to make sure there are no more accidental attacks on your life. Hows about you just hand over the clock to me now?

Wouldn’t it just be easier that way?

 

[Mischka]

Wouldn’t it just be easier that way?

Actually, I'm starting to warm up to this will idea. Law school may actually come in handy after all.

 

[Diablogrl]

just so we're clear here...Lav and I get all the food and alcohol you left in our fridge if this foot thing becomes fatal right?

 

[Ishmael]

Actually, I'm starting to warm up to this will idea. Law school may actually come in handy after all.

I opted for the 'video will'. So much more personal that way.

Ishmael

 

[Mischka]

just so we're clear here...Lav and I get all the food and alcohol you left in our fridge if this foot thing becomes fatal right?

OK. Does anyone want me to live? This thread has taken quite the disturbing turn.

Ooh! I just thought of something. Diablogrl, if I kick the bucket, guess who's next in line on law review...

 

[Never]

I don't think you're understanding me Ms. Chaning.

Give me the clock.

Now.

 

[Mischka]

*putting the clock down and backing away slowly*

I think those tentacles have invaded your brain, Never.