MY HARD DICK

[Sparky Kronkite]

(A song for you ladies - My Dick and Me)

My hard dick he holds a quart of red blood
And he always points up towards my belly
My hard dick he has a big purplish head
And know my dick he ain't stinky nor smelly

My hard dick he has a mind of it's own
My hard dick he so twitches and jumps
My hard dick he spits up and has fits
And my hard dick, well baby he humps

My dick and I - my dick and I
We're as best freinds as best freinds could be

My hard dick, yes he's my hard dick
Come on over here baby and see

Come on over here baby and see

 

[TonyG]

Sparky

Were you eating some of those chiggers they let loose in New York?

 

[GuyJD]

AS A GREAT SPOKESMAN ONCE SAID......

He who has little should brag of having alot!!! Go figure, huh?

 

[KillerMuffin]

Sparky, a picture is worth 119 words. Hint.

 

[Lil-Brandi]

OMG!!!

OMG Sparky...just OMG!!! That's all!

 

[jcgirl]

Does he do windows?

 

[CRaZy]

Just asking...

Curious to know how someone would find out how much blood is in a hard dick? I mean, well, if you lopped him off and tried to pour the contents into a measuring jug it wouldn't be an accurate measurement because more blood than usual would be created in the whole process if you know what I mean. Just one of the mysteries of life my poor sad little brain ponders.

I also want to know where I can find a man who washes his dick so it isn't stinky or smelly. They exist?

Why don't you send this little ditty to Dylan or Springsteen? I'm sure they'd be wrapped.
LOL.

My fragile vagina is dry as the desert
The pubic hairs are so brown and curly
My fragile vagina is begging for mercy
Your hard dick intruding far too early

My fragile vagina is always in control
My fragile vagina won't grab your meat
My fragile vagina likes to be stroked
My fragile vagina takes time to heat

My vagina and I - my vagina and I
We're always best when left alone
So please put your hard dick away
I'd rather we cybered on the phone

(with apologies to Sylvia Plath and anyone else who can actually write poetry)

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

With my hard dick

And your dry pussy
Well mame don't think that'll be to cushy

So let me lick you up and get you all mushy
And dip my pink tongue into your sweet tushy

Then we'll get you juiced up
With a bunch of siliva on yer butt
Love slime slitherin' your back rutt
Before I get behind you ready to putt

Ramming Speed!!!!

 

[*bratcat*]

ROFLMAO

 

[CRaZy]

Re: With my hard dick

And your dry pussy
Well mame don't think that'll be to cushy

So let me lick you up and get you all mushy
And dip my pink tongue into your sweet tushy

Then we'll get you juiced up
With a bunch of siliva on yer butt
Love slime slitherin' your back rutt
Before I get behind you ready to putt

Ramming Speed!!!!

As Lil-Brandi said OMG!!! Just OMG!!!

 

[Earthmuffin]

OMG!

Thank you Sparky and CrAzY, I just snarked diet Coke out my sinus infection, that should clear it up eh? Oh my sides hurt from laughing, thanks I needed that!

 

[Beebeeblue]

Umm...no. Nevermind.