lovetoread
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...itch like crazy.
The right one more than the left.
Stupid hives.
The right one more than the left.
Stupid hives.
My freaking bewbs
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ms_ann_thrope
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Benadryl, calamine and bourbon. Please submit your co-pay at the front desk.
LiFeNdEaTh
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scratch'em lol
rosco rathbone
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Hives? pshaw. You could have scabies, guinea worm, delusional parasitosis....hives are cake.
Phelia
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You are terrifying. People should have to call you before seeing a doctor. Healthcare costs would either level off or spiral out of control.
I have a cold. Do your witch magic on me.
rosco rathbone
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Describe the color & texture of your discharge so that I can more precisely tailor my hypochondriac panic trigger to your needs.
lovetoread
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I have urticaria and it sucks monkey balls.
JohnnySavage
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Too much Irish in your diet?
Phelia
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I would, but some people might find that disturbing. I'll just post a picture instead.
I'm almost certain it's either radiation poisoning or something related to my prostate.
parodyluvr75
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I'd offer to cover you in oatmeal, I'm not sure it would help but it might distract you.
Sean
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I think sucking monkey balls for medicinal reasons went out with Pliny the Elder.
lovetoread
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I don't think I have enough.
lovetoread
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I read it on the internet so it must be true.
rosco rathbone
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No, it's almost certainly primary amoebic meningoencephalitis. Interesting fact: when people hear "amoeba" they imagine a microorganism, but the parasite which causes the syndrome is actually visible to the naked eye.
lovetoread
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Just make sure to put lots of sugar in the oatmeal.
I don't understand how people can eat non sweet oatmeal.
parodyluvr75
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I've got cinnamon and apple flavored, pretty sure there's lots of sugar in that.
I don't like it without spice and fruit.
Lorilei
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I tweeted almost the same thing a couple of nights ago! No hives, though, just itchiness.
RobDownSouth
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My ex-wife used to have urticaria outbreaks like that and her dermatologist isolated it to, believe it or not, Michelob Ultra beer.
He was fascinated that this one particular brand could cause this, and actually contacted Miller Bresing to get a list of chemicals used in their brewing process to see if he could isolate the exact chemical causing this.
Their PR department sent him a very nicely worded "fuck off" letter, proprietary information and processes and all that.
Phelia
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Are you sure it's not chemical pneumonitis? I can feel myself being poisoned any time anyone lights up a scented candle. Why do we think they're safe, let alone pleasant? Microwave-popcorn lung?
I do think of them as being microorganisms! Now that you mention it, I think I remember seeing one scoot around in a drop of lake water on a slide when I looked reallllly hard, but they do seem more terrifying under a microscope. Another interesting fact: "pneuma" is the ancient Greek word for breath.
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