My First Thread

[Full_Metal78]

Missed me much?

Yes lots

What have you been up to sexy?

 

[only_lj]

Ummm...good? You're helpful, since you tend to make me boil over.

Yeah i have my uses sometimes

 

[only_lj]

Oh I know, just finding the right woman seems to be my problem at the moment.

Hey why wait for the right woman? Sometimes trying a few not quite rights can be fun too!

 

[gottscheer]

Hi cutie!

 

[koalabear]

Hey why wait for the right woman? Sometimes trying a few not quite rights can be fun too!

*walks thru on the daily nipple fix*........nice........*walks out*

 

[only_lj]

Well, that's great news (for folks round those parts...



OK - wish I had a job an that kinda stuff, y'know. But enjoying the opportunity to spend a bit more time on Lit...

It is. I should take out an advert in the local papers and let people know i am alive and present and this is a good thing and not the curse that it was at first thought .

Extra lit time can be fun when mixed with other simple pleasures. I'll bundle you some wishes of good stuff for help in other departments

 

[only_lj]

I like a challenge . . .



I have, in fact, I smiled a big smile when I saw you had returned.

I can provide challenges

Oooh i can see, your av looks miles happier already!

 

[only_lj]

Yes lots

What have you been up to sexy?

Umm up to?
Nothing much really.
A bit of learning, a bit of procrastinating, a lot more procrastinatiing and a bit of shopping.
Its been fun - heck it still is fun but im working on doing less of the procrastinating - its hard.

 

[only_lj]

Hi cutie!

Hiii, hows life treating you?

 

[only_lj]

*walks thru on the daily nipple fix*........nice........*walks out*

*grabs a handfull of bum cheek as you walk past*
*whistles looking innocent*​

 

[whitecock_ca]

*pokes self* Yep im present and exisiting .
Hows life on your side of the planet?

mmm, don't poke yourself...let me do that! i've got a nice thick poking tool warmed and ready. bend over?

 

[gottscheer]

Hiii, hows life treating you?

Great. How are you? I hope great as well!

 

[only_lj]

mmm, don't poke yourself...let me do that! i've got a nice thick poking tool warmed and ready. bend over?

Ha it'll take more than a simple request for that. Plus my self poking is well honed and skilled can you offer a similar service?

 

[only_lj]

Great. How are you? I hope great as well!

Thats good .
Im fab as always.
You have any big plans to share?
World domination? etc?

 

[whitecock_ca]

Ha it'll take more than a simple request for that. Plus my self poking is well honed and skilled can you offer a similar service?

no doubt your self-service is well above par, but i think that between my licking tool and poking tool i could get the job done very well indeed.

 

[rootsfan]

Yeah i have my uses sometimes

So I've been told, but I'm still waiting for an in-person demonstration.

 

[gottscheer]

Thats good .
Im fab as always.
You have any big plans to share?
World domination? etc?

No big plans. Work too much and little fun!

 

[OGME]

It is. I should take out an advert in the local papers and let people know i am alive and present and this is a good thing and not the curse that it was at first thought .

You are a major attraction for the area, a bit like Alton Towers.

Hmmm...don't think that came out quite right.

Extra lit time can be fun when mixed with other simple pleasures. I'll bundle you some wishes of good stuff for help in other departments

All bundles appreciated. I'm nervous as hell this morning. I'll let you know how I get on soon.

Bundles of generic good wishes coming your way.

 

[only_lj]

no doubt your self-service is well above par, but i think that between my licking tool and poking tool i could get the job done very well indeed.

Hmm does either tool come with references or guarentees?

 

[raphael2007]

good evenink buggerlugs!

Hows life?

 

[only_lj]

So I've been told, but I'm still waiting for an in-person demonstration.

Yeah *consults diary*
How does a week next thursday sound?
I'll meet you in my local park

 

[only_lj]

No big plans. Work too much and little fun!

You should include a few world domination plans, they're what make life fun

 

[only_lj]

You are a major attraction for the area, a bit like Alton Towers.

Hmmm...don't think that came out quite right.



All bundles appreciated. I'm nervous as hell this morning. I'll let you know how I get on soon.

Bundles of generic good wishes coming your way.

You mean i make people queue for hours to spend a few short minutes of thrills and excitement in my company before moving right on and forgetting they ever existed? Yep sounds about right

Hope the nerves subsided and the morning was calm and productive .

 

[only_lj]

good evenink buggerlugs!

Hows life?

Hey
Lifes good, and in your universe?

 

[koalabear]

*triple take for the weekend nipple check*......NIce!.......*walks out*