My First Thread

[only_lj]

Oh, I see. Maybe you need an agent, to make sure that your image isn't used for promotional purposes and all that.

Oooooh good idea, i could always pay the agent in favours instead of cash

Ah, such gorgeousness, thank you. That first picture is almost perfect--it just needs me in it.

So true - so when is this joint photo session happening?

 

[only_lj]

Wow! you look great!
I love you. or at least I lust you.
I am thinking about licking you through a lot of orgasms.

Hahaha thank god you changed it to lust i was in :O is he my stalker mode for a second or two

But i do have to admit i like your thinking!!

 

[only_lj]

It doesn't work so well for me.

Except on Canal Street and certain parts of Hebden Bridge

You could try donning a wig and make up and try it down my local night spots on a saturday night - Im pretty sure the people there wouldnt even blink

(This is a slight on my choice of local night spot not you btw )

 

[mattdchef]

hope we didnt scare you off

 

[only_lj]

hope we didnt scare you off

Nooo not at all.
I just had the worlds longest phone conversation about nothing.
Now im wondering how i will ever get back those wasted minutes lol

 

[mattdchef]

Nooo not at all.
I just had the worlds longest phone conversation about nothing.
Now im wondering how i will ever get back those wasted minutes lol

close your eyes and think of deliciously naughty thoughts and youll forget all about it!

 

[rootsfan]

So true - so when is this joint photo session happening?

*Head explodes at the thought*

 

[Glyndwr]

Ooooh i actually bought a ball thingy that looked like tumbleweed once because i wanted to roll it through an empty pub lol

Thanks Lighter? Erm im not sure, maybe its all the sun its been basking in while out with Rose. It is going darker as soon as i get the chance though so keep an eye out for those pictures

Hi lj

I always keep an eye out for your pics

 

[In Anticipation]

Nooo not at all.
I just had the worlds longest phone conversation about nothing.
Now im wondering how i will ever get back those wasted minutes lol

You never will get them back . . .

You been talking to my mum again???

 

[alspals69]

Pictures from my latest moments of fun

a very nice moment though, if i may say so!

 

[only_lj]

close your eyes and think of deliciously naughty thoughts and youll forget all about it!

Good plan ill give that a try!

 

[only_lj]

*Head explodes at the thought*

Im not sharing a photo session with a headless body covered in the insides of what used to be its head thats just so wrong - Yes even with a hard cock

But if you can keep your head mess contained in a little plastic bag (or a big one depending on the amount of head goo that splatters out) I may be persuaded not to run screaming

 

[only_lj]

Hi lj

I always keep an eye out for your pics

That reminded me of a really crap, completely wrong joke that i shant share for reasons owing to personal sanity

 

[only_lj]

You never will get them back . . .

You been talking to my mum again???

Hahaha if it had been a female i wouldnt have minded so much as i would have been sure to include something about semi naked men/shopping/clothes etc but it was a male and i did try to talk about semi naked men but he didnt seem to happy with that conversational option

 

[only_lj]

a very nice moment though, if i may say so!

Yes you may - just this once
I enjoyed the moment a lot

 

[alspals69]

Yes you may - just this once
I enjoyed the moment a lot

i am sure we could write a song about this...

you hum it and i'll play it

 

[only_lj]

i am sure we could write a song about this...

you hum it and i'll play it

Hum? Hum?
Erm i cant hum very well at all.
Can i whistle it instead?

 

[mischevious eye]

Someone of great intelligence once told me if its a man and you dont know what he wants just show him your tits - im glad to see it works

I know it left me speechless

 

[alspals69]

Hum? Hum?
Erm i cant hum very well at all.
Can i whistle it instead?

are you better at blowing?
oh, ok.... you drive a hard bargain

 

[only_lj]

I know it left me speechless

So it works!
Yay intelligent tips

 

[only_lj]

are you better at blowing?
oh, ok.... you drive a hard bargain

Well im kinda better at sucking then blowing.
The reverse whistle

 

[Glyndwr]

That reminded me of a really crap, completely wrong joke that i shant share for reasons owing to personal sanity

Hi lj

They're my favourite kind of jokes. I neeeeeeeeeeeeed to know now

 

[vwnut]

Is this picture showing a hint of red hair, or are my eyes playing tricks on me?

 

[mischevious eye]

So it works!
Yay intelligent tips

I would say more but I keep looking at your breasts and I lose my train of thought

 

[only_lj]

Hi lj

They're my favourite kind of jokes. I neeeeeeeeeeeeed to know now

Hahaha ill pm it to you i cant be known to retell this kind of joke it really is awful