My First Thread

[robert_blackmoore]

*Coughs*

Well, um, I OFFICIALLY regret being away for so long lately!

 

[only_lj]

Hi lj

You're here just to be complimented, adored and perved over? I thought you were doing research for a thesis on sexual proclivity in the 21st century.

Well maybe that too but shhhh i dont want the lj fans to find out im just using them for research

 

[only_lj]

oh dear... that was his toe?

so whats been happening around here while i have been away?

Ya ah and you sucked it ewwww!

Happening? Here?
Nothing much to report, other than my extreme lack of photo inspiration :O

 

[only_lj]

That's good! I wouldn't want it to go to waste!

Oh god no!
If its going to waste remember i only live over the ocean

 

[only_lj]

Well, um, I OFFICIALLY regret being away for so long lately!

And so you should!
Get over here while i administer your pleasurement!

 

[robert_blackmoore]

And so you should!
Get over here while i administer your pleasurement!

/gets on the phone and whines to BA about taking Concorde out of service

 

[only_lj]

/gets on the phone and whines to BA about taking Concorde out of service

Hahaha try EasyJet i hear they sacked the drunk pilot so it should be safe...

 

[OGME]

Well maybe that too but shhhh i dont want the lj fans to find out im just using them for research

*proud to be a guinea pig*

 

[only_lj]

*proud to be a guinea pig*

Lol wouldnt you rather be a hamster? I treat them much nicer except for when they keep me up all night

 

[Whispering_Wolf57]

I must say..You are one very...very...very...sexy and beautiful lady

 

[only_lj]

I must say..You are one very...very...very...sexy and beautiful lady

Aww thank you.
Im glad you enjoyed the pictures

 

[Whispering_Wolf57]

Aww thank you.
Im glad you enjoyed the pictures

Believe me I am.....if I can stop playing enough..I might get too see them all....it is fun trying thank you so very much for sharing x1,000 and a 1,000,000 's

 

[alspals69]

Ya ah and you sucked it ewwww!

Happening? Here?
Nothing much to report, other than my extreme lack of photo inspiration :O

thats no good... no good at all!!

so go to tescos and buy some inspiration.... and when you've drunk enough... take some pics!!

 

[rootsfan]

Your welcome.
So been up to anything secret or exciting this weekend?

Oh, not too much, it was more of a relaxing weekend than anything (though I did have to do some work). How about you?

 

[rootsfan]

Well maybe that too but shhhh i dont want the lj fans to find out im just using them for research

What, we're being used? Um, wait, I don't mind at all. Shall I strip down, put on a smock, and await further instructions?

 

[jaybire]

Oh god no!
If its going to waste remember i only live over the ocean

I get my rowboat out right now and tart paddleing my way to you!

 

[only_lj]

Believe me I am.....if I can stop playing enough..I might get too see them all....it is fun trying thank you so very much for sharing x1,000 and a 1,000,000 's

Your very welcome, i have fun sharing my pictures here

Dont rush them, take your time and then do it all over again. Ive been told thats a good way to go at them

 

[only_lj]

thats no good... no good at all!!

so go to tescos and buy some inspiration.... and when you've drunk enough... take some pics!!

Hahaha Tesco for alcohol?
Did i tell you that Asda wouldnt even sell me cigarettes?
I kept saying "but im 26" she didnt seem to care all she said was if you have no photo id to prove your over 16 i cant serve you :O
I wouldnt be too offended except that when i was 15 i didnt seem to have this problem lol

 

[only_lj]

Oh, not too much, it was more of a relaxing weekend than anything (though I did have to do some work). How about you?

Erm i cant remember. Probably something boring if its left my mind by wednesday lol

What, we're being used? Um, wait, I don't mind at all. Shall I strip down, put on a smock, and await further instructions?

Nooooo!
Strip by all means but dont go covering your nakedness up again

 

[only_lj]

I get my rowboat out right now and tart paddleing my way to you!

You have a resident tart to paddle the boat?

 

[rootsfan]

Nooooo!
Strip by all means but dont go covering your nakedness up again

As you wish, miss lj. *drops smock* Better?

 

[only_lj]

As you wish, miss lj. *drops smock* Better?

Much better!
Heres your reward for being a well behaved naked person...

 

[In Anticipation]

Much better!
Heres your reward for being a well behaved naked person...

I'm posting naked in bed, do I get a reward too?

 

[rootsfan]

Much better!
Heres your reward for being a well behaved naked person...

Woo hoo! Thank you. What do I get if I'm a naughty naked person?

 

[azbbear]

Much better!
Heres your reward for being a well behaved naked person...

Oh yes You do like to keep my attention