My First Thread

[rootsfan]

Omg id love to get away with saying lines schmines!
Can i borrow your american accent next time i have lines?

I bet you could get away with it!

Maybe the next time you have lines, you can just borrow me to massage them out.

 

[only_lj]

I bet you could get away with it!

Maybe the next time you have lines, you can just borrow me to massage them out.

Your idea is so much better!
You know im sat on said chair now? Wana come sort out my lineyness?

 

[rootsfan]

Your idea is so much better!
You know im sat on said chair now? Wana come sort out my lineyness?

Oh yes, I'd love to. Lay down on your tummy, please. *rubbing oil between hands*

 

[only_lj]

Oh yes, I'd love to. Lay down on your tummy, please. *rubbing oil between hands*

*Does as shes asked*

 

[alspals69]

You see, Im so kind and generous
Before i forget - a picture...




NB: ignore the lines i was sitting on the chair with wood panels again

so it's youi have to blame for all the deforrestation!!

nice arse by the way

 

[only_lj]

so it's youi have to blame for all the deforrestation!!

nice arse by the way

Yeah i chop down trees to make chairs everyday

Thanks on the nice arse btw" comment im glad you remembered it lol


The one i still have to post is a litte more risque yet pretty in its own right

 

[In Anticipation]

Yeah i chop down trees to make chairs everyday

Thanks on the nice arse btw" comment im glad you remembered it lol


The one i still have to post is a litte more risque yet pretty in its own right

There's going to be more?

Those single use chairs have a lot to answer for.

 

[only_lj]

There's going to be more?

Those single use chairs have a lot to answer for.

Theres just the one left, Im either waiting to be completely drunk or totally turned on beyond sanity to post it lol

Those single use chairs also keep me busy - chooping wood, planeing it until smooth, sitting until im liney, then finally breaking and letting me start all over again

 

[OGME]

Theres just the one left, Im either waiting to be completely drunk or totally turned on beyond sanity to post it lol

Those single use chairs also keep me busy - chooping wood, planeing it until smooth, sitting until im liney, then finally breaking and letting me start all over again

Hey - I thought you were sitting exclusively on bike saddles now!

And - guys - if you're willing to bribe me massively, I can pop over to lj's and ply her with vast amounts of alcohol

 

[only_lj]

Hey - I thought you were sitting exclusively on bike saddles now!

And - guys - if you're willing to bribe me massively, I can pop over to lj's and ply her with vast amounts of alcohol

Hahaha ply me with alcohol?
I dont really need playing i just need dropping off at the door of a nice quiet pub with people to chat to and ill manage the drunkenness

Tis true about those bike saddles too except i kinda fell off twice today and now my arm hurts

 

[OGME]

Hahaha ply me with alcohol?
I dont really need playing i just need dropping off at the door of a nice quiet pub with people to chat to and ill manage the drunkenness

Tis true about those bike saddles too except i kinda fell off twice today and now my arm hurts

OK - makes my job easier. All the lj fans can just send dosh to my Paypal account, and I give you a lift to your local

Poor arm! need kissing better?

 

[only_lj]

OK - makes my job easier. All the lj fans can just send dosh to my Paypal account, and I give you a lift to your local

Poor arm! need kissing better?

Ooooh they could send extra dosh cos they think you live in somewhere southern and then we can spend it on buying many useless gadgets - i have a thing for them atm

Awww yeah a kiss for my poorly arm would be nice

 

[alspals69]

Yeah i chop down trees to make chairs everyday

Thanks on the nice arse btw" comment im glad you remembered it lol


The one i still have to post is a litte more risque yet pretty in its own right

very nice again... i could sit here looking at your pics all night. and do!

risque ay? well you know i like anything with a q in it

and i suspect there will be a q for it too

 

[OGME]

Ooooh they could send extra dosh cos they think you live in somewhere southern and then we can spend it on buying many useless gadgets - i have a thing for them atm

Awww yeah a kiss for my poorly arm would be nice

Oh yeah. I forgot - I live a couple of States away, so it'll be a long road trip. Need money for gas and such

 

[only_lj]

very nice again... i could sit here looking at your pics all night. and do!

risque ay? well you know i like anything with a q in it

and i suspect there will be a q for it too

Ooooh you officially opened my 150th page!

You do? So if say the queen came to tea you'd like her a lot?
Quiches? Quizzes? I lurve quizzes

 

[only_lj]

Oh yeah. I forgot - I live a couple of States away, so it'll be a long road trip. Need money for gas and such

Yay now your thinking like a true erm lancastrian :O

*Appologises 5000 times in the hope that i can still split the profits after that unintentional yet slightly huge insult*

 

[alspals69]

Ooooh you officially opened my 150th page!

You do? So if say the queen came to tea you'd like her a lot?
Quiches? Quizzes? I lurve quizzes

i bet your good at them..... your one of those knowledgeable types you hate having in the other team in trivial pursuits

 

[OGME]

Yay now your thinking like a true erm lancastrian :O

*Appologises 5000 times in the hope that i can still split the profits after that unintentional yet slightly huge insult*

Harrumph!

Nah - can't stay cross with you!

 

[only_lj]

i bet your good at them..... your one of those knowledgeable types you hate having in the other team in trivial pursuits

Well only if you class random bits of knowledge about nothing in paticular knowledgeable
I have all this random info stored for no reason so it may as well be put to good use

 

[only_lj]

Harrumph!

Nah - can't stay cross with you!

Yay!
My appologies worked
Anyhoo im sure its pretty yorkie of you to only give me a 25% cut, if you did that you could redeem your status

 

[alspals69]

Well only if you class random bits of knowledge about nothing in paticular knowledgeable
I have all this random info stored for no reason so it may as well be put to good use

so do you have a specialist subject at all?
and if you start do you have to finnish?

that was your starter for 10

so cum on down!

 

[only_lj]

so do you have a specialist subject at all?
and if you start do you have to finnish?

that was your starter for 10

so cum on down!

Hi Mastermind presenter,
Im lj im from the interweb and my specialist subject is pink (the colour not the artist )
And i always try to finish what i start

Do i get ten now???

 

[alspals69]

Hi Mastermind presenter,
Im lj im from the interweb and my specialist subject is pink (the colour not the artist )
And i always try to finish what i start

Do i get ten now???

i always find its best to start with on and gradually increase the number... never supplied 10 before, but i guess i can stretch to that if you can

 

[jaybire]

Hey

Great to see that your nipples need a lick and a suck!

 

[only_lj]

i always find its best to start with on and gradually increase the number... never supplied 10 before, but i guess i can stretch to that if you can

Well you know i prefer things in multiples of three...