My First Thread

[jaybire]

Yay me too but probably in a very different way
Im just excited cos its nearly time for my holidays

Holidays?

 

[robert_blackmoore]

:O Al!
It isnt funny its true, so very, very, very true!
When have you had a use for more than a mouthfull of boobs other than the times you were fondling them with your hands, tit fucking (i cant believe i just said that :O) or anything else big boob needy?

Are you looking for a list, or just trying to sprout a forest of wood?

Yay me too but probably in a very different way
Im just excited cos its nearly time for my holidays

Well, of course you'd be different. Haven't you ever taken an anatomy class?

What holidays, LJ?

 

[only_lj]

Now there's a RP scenario I haven't tried... Playboy even did a diagram one time about how to have sex in a Mini Cooper... I'm sure it could be applied elsewhere. hehe

Got a sports car preference?

They did?lol thats mad!
Erm sports car prefference is anything that isnt leather or smells of leather or smells of car erm yeah i know get a bicycle! There so much more fun - when it rains you cant hide so you have to travel faster or get soaked

 

[only_lj]

Holidays?

Yeah you know those things that people disapear on for a couple of weeks each year?
Im having one too

 

[jaybire]

Yeah you know those things that people disapear on for a couple of weeks each year?
Im having one too

Cool! I wish I was going with you! Nothing better than to feel the sun on your naked body!

 

[only_lj]

Are you looking for a list, or just trying to sprout a forest of wood?



Well, of course you'd be different. Haven't you ever taken an anatomy class?

What holidays, LJ?

Erm i want a forrest of boobs, small perfect boobs
Anatomy? Hmmm is that like when a creature is on you? A gnat on me
Yeah crap i know lol
Holidays as explained above look here ^^^^

 

[robert_blackmoore]

They did?lol thats mad!
Erm sports car prefference is anything that isnt leather or smells of leather or smells of car erm yeah i know get a bicycle! There so much more fun - when it rains you cant hide so you have to travel faster or get soaked

Do they make sports cars that don't have leather?

"Here we have the 2008 Lamborghini with the off blue/gray cloth interior that will perfectly match that Ford Escort you're trading in..."

 

[only_lj]

Cool! I wish I was going with you! Nothing better than to feel the sun on your naked body!

Ahhh you said sun, I live in the UK and holiday here so i dont think there'll be much of that lol

 

[robert_blackmoore]

Erm i want a forrest of boobs, small perfect boobs
Anatomy? Hmmm is that like when a creature is on you? A gnat on me
Yeah crap i know lol
Holidays as explained above look here ^^^^

Sounds good to me, too! Or at least just yours! /looks cute

/groans at the joke Not a bad try, though.

 

[only_lj]

Do they make sports cars that don't have leather?

"Here we have the 2008 Lamborghini with the off blue/gray cloth interior that will perfectly match that Ford Escort you're trading in..."

Hahaha maybe!
You could get a bike that looks like a pod - i cant remember there name. They're like the sports cars of the biking world and quite funky yet very weird. Mostly though, they arent leather!

 

[robert_blackmoore]

Hahaha maybe!
You could get a bike that looks like a pod - i cant remember there name. They're like the sports cars of the biking world and quite funky yet very weird. Mostly though, they arent leather!

I should call the White House... see what the President recommends... (obscure political joke)... nevermind....

Are you planning anything interesting on your holiday?

 

[jaybire]

Ahhh you said sun, I live in the UK and holiday here so i dont think there'll be much of that lol

Crap! Well at least you have some time away! That is always better than work! Still wish I was going with you!

 

[only_lj]

I should call the White House... see what the President recommends... (obscure political joke)... nevermind....

Are you planning anything interesting on your holiday?

Hmmm me and an obscure political joke? Maybe if it had been kinda non obscure i would have got it

On my holiday i plan to swim, read, walk, sleep, eat, read, listen to mad bands then do more of the sleep stuff.

p.s substitute sleep for sex if i can find a gorgeous man just hanging around

p.s.s substitute all for sex of gorgeous man is feeling brave

 

[only_lj]

Crap! Well at least you have some time away! That is always better than work! Still wish I was going with you!

Yeah time out is fab
You could come be the gorgeous man i just outlined the duties of in my previous post if you wanna...

 

[robert_blackmoore]

Hmmm me and an obscure political joke? Maybe if it had been kinda non obscure i would have got it

On my holiday i plan to swim, read, walk, sleep, eat, read, listen to mad bands then do more of the sleep stuff.

p.s substitute sleep for sex if i can find a gorgeous man just hanging around

p.s.s substitute all for sex of gorgeous man is feeling brave

Bush is a moutain biker, someone asked him what bike he liked and he showed his off, model number and everything (long time ago) and all the other bike makers bitched because the President endorsed a product.

Lucky gorgeous man!

 

[only_lj]

So i have a new dress and some pictures of it for you all.

When wearing said dress i didnt want to risk a vpl soooo...

 

[only_lj]

Bush is a moutain biker, someone asked him what bike he liked and he showed his off, model number and everything (long time ago) and all the other bike makers bitched because the President endorsed a product.

Lucky gorgeous man!

Omg i think if the president had the same bike as me id trade it in lol
But that cant happen cos i dont have a bike yet :O

 

[robert_blackmoore]

Nice, but we didn't get to see much of the dress.

Nice butt!

 

[Macdaddy23]

So i have a new dress and some pictures of it for you all.

When wearing said dress i didnt want to risk a vpl soooo...

That is a lovely ass lj! *SPANK, SPANK!*

 

[jaybire]

Yeah time out is fab
You could come be the gorgeous man i just outlined the duties of in my previous post if you wanna...

Hell Yes! I would lick suck on those hard nipples all night long if you wanted!
Then there is always the sex part that we need to talk about! In m uch greater detail!

 

[robert_blackmoore]

Omg i think if the president had the same bike as me id trade it in lol
But that cant happen cos i dont have a bike yet :O

LOL I'm leaving that one right there. Politics are not a good thing on this board, me thinks.

(But I'll bet you some ass comes running through flaming me now.)

 

[Lakewoody]

Im glad you stepped in too!
Thanks for the compliments

Damn, a beautiful ass to match the perfect nipples. can't be true ( rubs eyes ) now i can see it better

 

[only_lj]

Nice, but we didn't get to see much of the dress.

Nice butt!

Lol you mean you'd rather look at the dress?

 

[only_lj]

That is a lovely ass lj! *SPANK, SPANK!*

Wooo my first spank of the week - thanks

 

[robert_blackmoore]

Lol you mean you'd rather look at the dress?

I never said that...

I just think that my ideas are best kept out of public eye.

And I'm no longer a virgin!