My First Thread

[robert_blackmoore]

Who said anything about pretty? Usually I use the word "sordid!" hehe

Well, you've only got four stories ahead of yours and those are for people I know in real life, but two can't be posted on Lit, I think, so I may adjust my priorities. (Don't ask, one girl's into some weird stuff...) But I won't be able to really work on anything for a few weeks!

Aye, it is! Mayhap I won't have to borrow any posts, then!

Yay im going to be imortalised in a pretty tale of sex

Hurry up with the backlog i have an urge to read about lj inspired exploits lol

And look your post count is rising :O

 

[football_stud]

Aww thankyou
I lurve my little collection of me'ness its almost organised too

No problem sweety
It is sure a sexy collection

 

[only_lj]

Who said anything about pretty? Usually I use the word "sordid!" hehe

Well, you've only got four stories ahead of yours and those are for people I know in real life, but two can't be posted on Lit, I think, so I may adjust my priorities. (Don't ask, one girl's into some weird stuff...) But I won't be able to really work on anything for a few weeks!

Aye, it is! Mayhap I won't have to borrow any posts, then!

Ooooh why is it when someone says dont ask followed by weird stuff i get the urge to dig deeper?lol

Sordid or pretty both work quite well
Although id like to be a 6ft tall blonde amazonian type if thats possible

 

[only_lj]

No problem sweety
It is sure a sexy collection

As is your growing collection of photos - inspirable too


edit maybe that should read inspirational but i like my new word for it so it stays

 

[In Anticipation]

I've been away, just catching up, nice additions!

 

[football_stud]

As is your growing collection of photos - inspirable too


edit maybe that should read inspirational but i like my new word for it so it stays

Thanks sweety i really appreciate that

 

[robert_blackmoore]

Ooooh why is it when someone says dont ask followed by weird stuff i get the urge to dig deeper?lol

Sordid or pretty both work quite well
Although id like to be a 6ft tall blonde amazonian type if thats possible

/shakes head Probably for the same reason that whenever someone says deepr on here I get some interesting images in my mind. LOL

Hmmm...6 ft blonde...we can talk... Might have lots of other questions for you about that.

 

[only_lj]

I've been away, just catching up, nice additions!

Welcome back
Wow catching up after away time is always hard on lit, i should imagine its "harder" for men though

 

[only_lj]

Thanks sweety i really appreciate that

Your v welcome - i got a new word out of it so im happy

 

[football_stud]

Your v welcome - i got a new word out of it so im happy

thats cool. i hope my pics do something for you

 

[only_lj]

/shakes head Probably for the same reason that whenever someone says deepr on here I get some interesting images in my mind. LOL

Hmmm...6 ft blonde...we can talk... Might have lots of other questions for you about that.

Ooooh we can talk usualy means yes if you bug me enough

I have no idea what you mean by hearing deeper
But digging now that conjures up pictures of sexy, sweaty workmen in the sun .... *drifts off to sexy workmen daydream* ... that was lurvely

 

[only_lj]

thats cool. i hope my pics do something for you

Your pics do something for me for sure

 

[robert_blackmoore]

Ooooh we can talk usualy means yes if you bug me enough

Yeah, that can tend to mean that. I was just thinking that it might vary what you might get in your story...

 

[youngleo]

Love your breasts. They look like a mouthfull

 

[only_lj]

Yeah, that can tend to mean that. I was just thinking that it might vary what you might get in your story...

Ohhh so if i bug you my story gets better?

Edit and after 22 posts your still a virgin - how rude!

 

[only_lj]

Love your breasts. They look like a mouthfull

They are!
And as my motto goes "more than a mouthfulls a waste"

 

[robert_blackmoore]

Ohhh so if i bug you my story gets better?

Edit and after 22 posts your still a virgin - how rude!

Well, yeah, if you bug me you might actually see it before Christmas. LOL

I know, but what can you do? Ever pop a guy's cherry?

 

[only_lj]

Well, yeah, if you bug me you might actually see it before Christmas. LOL

I know, but what can you do? Ever pop a guy's cherry?

Wow thats a big commitment to bugging lol even with my amazing bugging skills i think 4 months is just too much
Not that i know of, i have a bit of a thing for older men. If i met a 40yr old virgin though id give him a go

 

[robert_blackmoore]

Wow thats a big commitment to bugging lol even with my amazing bugging skills i think 4 months is just too much
Not that i know of, i have a bit of a thing for older men. If i met a 40yr old virgin though id give him a go

LOL Well, I think if anyone can do it, it's you, I have confidence in you!

Well, I'm not that old, and I'm not a virgin, so I hope he has fun... I know I would.

 

[alspals69]

They are!
And as my motto goes "more than a mouthfulls a waste"

that is so funny!

 

[jaybire]

Well you coulda got excited last night but today its really worth it

Randomness by lj

Well I am very excited right now!

 

[only_lj]

LOL Well, I think if anyone can do it, it's you, I have confidence in you!

Well, I'm not that old, and I'm not a virgin, so I hope he has fun... I know I would.

But you are a virgin on lit until you reach that elusive number that i dont know lol
And we could pretend your 40, paint you some wrinkles on, dye your hair with just for men and buy you a red sports car that you cant afford to insure never mind drive - whaddya think?

 

[only_lj]

that is so funny!

:O Al!
It isnt funny its true, so very, very, very true!
When have you had a use for more than a mouthfull of boobs other than the times you were fondling them with your hands, tit fucking (i cant believe i just said that :O) or anything else big boob needy?

 

[only_lj]

Well I am very excited right now!

Yay me too but probably in a very different way
Im just excited cos its nearly time for my holidays

 

[robert_blackmoore]

But you are a virgin on lit until you reach that elusive number that i dont know lol
And we could pretend your 40, paint you some wrinkles on, dye your hair with just for men and buy you a red sports car that you cant afford to insure never mind drive - whaddya think?

Now there's a RP scenario I haven't tried... Playboy even did a diagram one time about how to have sex in a Mini Cooper... I'm sure it could be applied elsewhere. hehe

Got a sports car preference?