They think im on fire?alspals69 said:the nnuns held up a piece of paper... i am not sure but ithink it said...
9,9,9
Or they want me arrested?
Their sending an ambulance?
Or maybe it was..... *insert scary dun dun der music here*
upside down???
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They think im on fire?alspals69 said:the nnuns held up a piece of paper... i am not sure but ithink it said...
9,9,9
Aww thank you matt.mattdchef said:dear lord no lj...dont you dare go touching a thing on your perfect body!
absolutely stunning as always love...i so love the way the hearts circle around your amazing ass, and those beads across your nipples.....simply devine!
the only thing i wish, is that it was my hands on your breasts....but a boy can dream cant he![]()
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only_lj said:They think im on fire?
Or they want me arrested?
Their sending an ambulance?
Or maybe it was..... *insert scary dun dun der music here*
upside down???![]()
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hahahaha i didnt think anyone else would get it!alspals69 said:the scary thing is that i understand that post, lol
dun dun der.
but do you recognise the film that is...
weeeeek weeeek weeeek

only_lj said:hahahaha i didnt think anyone else would get it!
And erm would i be really crap at this game if i said nope?![]()
oooh how weird - i half watched that the other night but fell asleep before gold member said "your fasjer".Glyndwr said:Hi lj
Tantalising new pics. The bra & pants look very 'Austin Powers'. Are you ready for the weekend?

Erm fireman sam?alspals69 said:that was psycho... and this?...
du du du du du du
only_lj said:oooh how weird - i half watched that the other night but fell asleep before gold member said "your fasjer".
Im as ready as ill ever be for a fest of chocolate. Anyone having chocolate storage problems can come see me, ill stash it safely away for ever
hows you been lately?
still say you'd be foolhearted to touch your amazing body but what do i know...only_lj said:Aww thank you matt.
I wont be touching anything for now, maybe in the future when im more affluent - or i meet a crazy rich man who wants to buy me 36dd's.
Sadly tonight it was only my hands, but still at least the skintones match![]()
And i like that dream a lot![]()
only_lj said:Erm fireman sam?
Or no...
wait ...
is it eastenders at the end?
Oh my god yes!Glyndwr said:~lol~ I watched it as well. It's difficult not to keep joining in with all the catchphrases.
I know what you mean about the chocolate frenzy. You can't beat a Cadbury's half a shell straight from the fridge, just biting into it and feeling the brittleness crack in your mouth mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm ~drools~
You know a lot about stuff im sure... maybe one day ill get over it - i think they say women get more comfortable with their bodies in their 40s so only 15 or so years to gomattdchef said:still say you'd be foolhearted to touch your amazing body but what do i know...
well im glad you do sweet lj....someday i hope it comes true![]()

Ohhh ive seen that one too!alspals69 said:nooooo that was jaws, silly, lmao
fireman sam? you watch all the best TV!!
only_lj said:Oh my god yes!
Thats the only way to eat the cadbury, look at my cute duck picture, easter egg the right way!
Thorntons can stick their roob eggs im a cadbury lover for life - hmmm reading this back i think i might have a slight problem is there a chocoholics anonymous?
only_lj said:Ohhh ive seen that one too!
I dont do really scary films cos they haunt me when im alone - yep im soft lol
Do you agree that henrys cat was the best cat cartoon ever ever ever?
Oooooh that reminds me - ann summers do edible handcuffs!Glyndwr said:Hi, I'm Glyndwr & I'm a chocoholic. Now if I could just get a fellow chocoholic to perhaps fashion a bikini out of chocolate I'd be in choc heaven![]()

Hell yes!alspals69 said:i don't know henry's cat!!!
does it have a scarrry theme tune to it?
only_lj said:Oooooh that reminds me - ann summers do edible handcuffs!
NOOOOO i wasnt thinking ooooooh glyndwr = handuffs. I was thinking edibleity, honest i was![]()
Have you tried giant buttons? I think we could melt them into a chocolate bikini v easiy![]()
As long as we're sure it was your thought process and not mineGlyndwr said:Glyndwr = handcuffs = edibility... I could go along with that thought process![]()
Could you lie still as I poured the melted chocolate over you to make the bikini mould?
Could I resist licking it off you until it had set?
only_lj said:Hell yes!
Its something like this...
"You must have seen the movie, you must have read the book.
Hes a mellow, yellow, feline, so take a second look.
He knows everything about nothing and not to much about that.
So if you know someone who knows what he knows then you must know henrys cat - meow!" The meow was so annoying! it kinda went meeeoooooaaaahhhhw.
but it is way funny and v watchable even now i still laugh at it.
only_lj said:Evening john
Im glad i made you smile![]()
sorry for being gone a couple of days, been doing okay, just partied to much one night and was running around all day yesterday

only_lj said:Hallooooo
Im fab thanks!
Erm kinda looking forward to it, i have a heck of a lot of organising lj's things to do. Im hoping to be moving soon so fingers crossed i have the motivation to get stuff sorted this weekend![]()
Hows you? Any plans?
btw you've been missed![]()
and
in advance.