My First Thread

[mattdchef]

oooh and im lady, ive been promoted from girl

little one, you are definitely not a girl.

 

[deputy69]

Offer

Thats an offer i wont refuse

That's an invitation Iain't gonna refuse

 

[only_lj]

well I started by sitting comfortably.
but then you began
and I ended up squirming with delight
so that's all to the good.

Maybe i can make you squirm a bit more with these...

 

[Vancouverite]

Maybe i can make you squirm a bit more with these...

*checks pulse*

maybe a bit of gasping

certainly more squirming

good job I've got a swivel chair here.

Is BP of 200 / 150 a good thing?

 

[mattdchef]

Maybe i can make you squirm a bit more with these...

squirming because my pants suddenly became very uncomfortable

 

[only_lj]

little one, you are definitely not a girl.

Aww thanks im all excited now just cos im a lady

 

[Vancouverite]

a lady, but lets not forget:

enchantress, flirt, seductress, siren, temptress!

 

[only_lj]

That's an invitation Iain't gonna refuse

 

[only_lj]

*checks pulse*

maybe a bit of gasping

certainly more squirming

good job I've got a swivel chair here.

Is BP of 200 / 150 a good thing?

Oooh im not sure, let me grab my nurses outfit and check...

 

[only_lj]

squirming because my pants suddenly became very uncomfortable

twasnt my fault

 

[Vancouverite]

Oooh im not sure, let me grab my nurses outfit and check...

*250 / 200*

*350 / 300*

I think I may be approaching clinical death.

I may need the kiss of life.

 

[only_lj]

a lady, but lets not forget:

enchantress, flirt, seductress, siren, temptress!

oooh thankyou and good choice of words ill add them to my C.V for when i next need a job

 

[Vancouverite]

oooh thankyou and good choice of words ill add them to my C.V for when i next need a job

i cringed when I read that. You're going to get so many offers to perform jobs for men now.

but yes, all good words.

 

[mattdchef]

twasnt my fault

take the credit little one...it was

 

[only_lj]

i cringed when I read that. You're going to get so many offers to perform jobs for men now.

but yes, all good words.

hahaha i never even thought of that but oh well - i can make this announcement - dont ask me to do jobs for you unless you pay in diamonds

 

[Kain__Thornn]

Maybe i can make you squirm a bit more with these...

*squirms*

 

[only_lj]

take the credit little one...it was

well ok if you insist

 

[Vancouverite]

hahaha i never even thought of that but oh well - i can make this announcement - dont ask me to do jobs for you unless you pay in diamonds

you'll be offered pearls instead.

 

[only_lj]

*squirms*

bit more squirming?

 

[Vancouverite]

bit more squirming?

fidget, flounder, shift, skew, squiggle, toss, twist, wind, worm, wriggle, writhe!

 

[vwnut]

bit more squirming?

How did you know?

 

[only_lj]

fidget, flounder, shift, skew, squiggle, toss, twist, wind, worm, wriggle, writhe!

Wow its like poetry, written just for me

 

[only_lj]

How did you know?

Im an amazingly accurate psychic
(disclaimer - i wish i was lol)

 

[Vancouverite]

Wow its like poetry, written just for me

I'm good with words
better with my hands
best with my tongue.

 

[only_lj]

I'm good with words
better with my hands
best with my tongue.

Tongue poetry... that'd be new! but im willing to offer myself as your experimental person