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only_lj said:maybe my road signs werent big enough that pointed to lj's thread![]()
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only_lj said:maybe my road signs werent big enough that pointed to lj's thread![]()
only_lj said:aww thats a great story!
only thing i was missing was you telling it in person and doing the actions![]()
only_lj said:glad you appreciate them.
watering is good but i can think of other things your mouth could be doing that are much more useful![]()

mmm hirable and desirable?x_y_zed said:You need a better PR agent. I am for hire![]()
oooh im cute? yey i dont think ive been cute since i was about 7 lolninefe2dg said:I do a great "Mai Tung" impersonation....the story is much better when it's acted out.....he has a sidekick, too......cute red-haired English girl. I understand she knows no fear as well.....![]()

hiya,heavyproducer said:Hello lj ty for you comments on my new pics, this is v addictive isnt it!!
ur pics are great! nice treat looking at them b4 work, yes i did look at them all![]()
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hmmm let me think,scoot3816 said:i can think of at least 3 things......how many can you think of?
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impeccable timingdeputy69 said:Oooooooooh I've cum here at the right time![]()
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Nah nowhere special i was just wardrobe over hauling and wondering why i ignored that top, i still have no idea!Glyndwr said:Hi lj
Gorgeous pics, are you dressed for somewhere special?
I think I may be turning into a magpie due to this attraction to shiny material![]()
only_lj said:Nah nowhere special i was just wardrobe over hauling and wondering why i ignored that top, i still have no idea!
how soon can you magpie over the fens to the hills and mountains![]()

maybe ill have to give it another overhaul when i have nowt to do againGlyndwr said:I'm glad you found it again, anything else in the cupboard that needs an outing in public?
I'll google the average speed of a magpie in flight, allow for wind velocity, estimate the distance involved and then let you know![]()

Im goood tonight, hows you?mr mtx said:hey sexy how are ya ??

only_lj said:maybe ill have to give it another overhaul when i have nowt to do again![]()
wow that sounds complicated, cant you just become a homing pigeon and pretend you know the way already![]()
hehehe but corronation street brings you a bit closer to meGlyndwr said:~lol~ Hmmmm not sure if a homing pigeon sounds like a good option. I could end up somewhere like Coronation St!!!!
only_lj said:hehehe but corronation street brings you a bit closer to me![]()
are you scared of deirdes neck too?Glyndwr said:Oh Oh caught between a rock and a hard place![]()
I'm sure my desire for you would conquer my fear of 'the Street' ~lol~

only_lj said:are you scared of deirdes neck too?![]()
heck yes shes like unkillable!Glyndwr said:It's the big glasses that freak me out....
....you're taking me into a pit of despair
I have a confession, I haven't watched it for ages, is deidre still in it?