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raphael2007
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i'm good ty
Been ages since we talked... anything exciting happening in LJworld?
A big hug for you
i'm good ty
Been ages since we talked... anything exciting happening in LJworld?
A big hug for you
Erm ... oooh yeah there are a few new things going on you havent heard about. None i want to broadcast to the lit world though (i need to retain a slight air of mystery
).*steals hug, shares it with the penguins*
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Erm ... oooh yeah there are a few new things going on you havent heard about. None i want to broadcast to the lit world though (i need to retain a slight air of mystery
*steals hug, shares it with the penguins*
oh really!!! In that case i will test various other means of communication
oh really!!! In that case i will test various other means of communication
Telepathy is good
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You need only ask . . .
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you can get a sucking whenever you want it, dear fruit.
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Only the bedroom? I want a guided tour
Hmm i was thinking of a comedic Jurassic park style death. Like the guy who was on the toilet...
I have another due friday that i havent yet started on. Why do i have such a fabulous ability to procrastinate? When god was handing out qualities i was meant to be at the front of the preplanning queue, maybe i got a little lost
Hmmm i cant remember what i was wearing that night but tonight is pretty cold so i have a tshirt thats way too big and a pair of pj bottoms. Still warm in your room? Maybe i can lose the bottoms on the way
That is where the most fun will happen
I will give you a full tour..LOL Does your life insurance cover these type of things? HaHa
*Fingers crossed* It sounds like a skill you must have developed over time, either that or you just have a natural talent sweetie
Ahh *Big Hug* I will keep you nice and warm you don't have to worry about that & you won't need either the T or bottoms
Did you have a good weekend? I went to the Isle of Wight this weekend and it rocked, next week Glasto Wahoo!
Kiwi or banana? Kiwis are a little fuzzier and nicer to cuddle (if your into cuddling fruit) but bananas are super foods and a good source of potasium.
Hmm but which is nicer to suck?
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aha! its the old fruit!
I'd leave you to eat the fruit
I'll just suck you.
I'd leave you to eat the fruit
I'll just suck you.
That is where the most fun will happen
LOL Does your life insurance cover these type of things? HaHa
*Fingers crossed* It sounds like a skill you must have developed over time, either that or you just have a natural talent sweetie
Ahh *Big Hug* I will keep you nice and warm you don't have to worry about that & you won't need either the T or bottoms
Did you have a good weekend? I went to the Isle of Wight this weekend and it rocked, next week Glasto Wahoo!
But kitchens and stairs can be fun too!
Ha life insurance? I dont think i could afford the premiums!
I probably developed the natural talent. If only awards were given for this type of skill...
ohh i am almost jealous! I love music festivals but im not too keen on the hygeine and food issues that get raised there. The Isle of Wight is lovely, Ive never been to the festival though - did the nice weather hold out for you?
Have you got your funky wellies and distinctive tent ready for Glastenbury?
Not at the same time i hope.
My mind may wander, id hate to have "choked on kiwi while engaging in oral pleasures" written on my COD
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Not at the same time i hope.
My mind may wander, id hate to have "choked on kiwi while engaging in oral pleasures" written on my COD
you can only have that sort of epitaph if you are a Conservative MP or a Radio 1 Breakfast DJ
Then i need to call Radio 1 because there is no way on earth the other would ever happen!
Wanna be my guest caller for the first show?
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Then i need to call Radio 1 because there is no way on earth the other would ever happen!
Wanna be my guest caller for the first show?
"Vancouverite from Dagenham, long time listener, first time caller, and with his own kiwi fruit, is on line 2."
Haha you want to be from Dagenham? I was going to place you on the Wirral
psst its my bedtime night night
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Haha you want to be from Dagenham? I was going to place you on the Wirral
psst its my bedtime night night
well I can think of another peninsula I wouldn't mind placing you atop.
Or is that too stretched for a sexual innuendo?
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I need to ask? Dont you have that telepathic "lj needs" device installed yet?
The distance is too far, only works in relatively close proximity.
Maybe we should go back the drawing board and do a few of the obvious inuendos for a change?
How close? Touching distance?
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Not that close, although the homing instinct takes over then and I'd soon be within reach.
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I could probably hold you tight against a drawing board and run my ruler over you.
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