My First Thread

[only_lj]

you know, I didn't really think you would.

I reckon with the right stimulus you could probably get 3 or 4 if I'm lucky

I think you were right with the tumbleweed, unfortunately

Maybe theres a market for them - do a little research and hit the dragons den with it

Oh and what is this "right stimulus? Is it a certain thing or things or does it vary?

Aww tumbleweed can be useful. If your thinking of buying a house and you see tumbleweed blow by near to it, dont buy that house!
Everything in life has a purpose even the humble weed of tumblingness

 

[only_lj]

Nothing exciting. Been on vacation all last week. Must go to work tomorrow

Ewww work is so wrong!
Ring them up and tell them you got stuck on vacation and wont be back for a few more days - i dare you

 

[daveg85]

Because its sunday and all thoughts are heading back to monday morning and work, i thought id distract those monday thoughts and replace them with naked lj images instead

I have more distractionary material if its needed

Mmm, what an unexpected and most welcome distraction

I've lost so much of this weekend through the application of alcohol to my bloodstream. Damn Scotland having remembered how to be good at football! Has your weekend been fun?

 

[rootsfan]

And it does rhyme! I hadnt noticed i was too busy imagining your skill in my underwear (innocently of course)

If there's an innocent way to think of my skills in your underwear, please banish it from your thoughts.

 

[gottscheer]

Ewww work is so wrong!
Ring them up and tell them you got stuck on vacation and wont be back for a few more days - i dare you

No don't dare me! I like my job! True! But if I do can I spend my free time with you?

 

[Surfin]

Maybe theres a market for them - do a little research and hit the dragons den with it

Oh and what is this "right stimulus? Is it a certain thing or things or does it vary?

Aww tumbleweed can be useful. If your thinking of buying a house and you see tumbleweed blow by near to it, dont buy that house!
Everything in life has a purpose even the humble weed of tumblingness

I guess if I went in asking for a couple of quid it may just work.

generally it involves naked girls, think you're up for the task?

tumbling can be fun (rude thoughts have just shot through my head, not sure why)

 

[only_lj]

Mmm, what an unexpected and most welcome distraction

I've lost so much of this weekend through the application of alcohol to my bloodstream. Damn Scotland having remembered how to be good at football! Has your weekend been fun?

Lol most scottish men would be glad of that point!
And many scottish women too, the beauty of drunk men at bars willing to buy drinks is very underrated

My weekend has been eventless and pretty

 

[only_lj]

If there's an innocent way to think of my skills in your underwear, please banish it from your thoughts.

Oooooh ok its banished.
Now i get to start the thinking of your skills out of my underwear (if im no longer innocent the underwear can beggar off )

 

[only_lj]

No don't dare me! I like my job! True! But if I do can I spend my free time with you?

Course but dont expect sun or nice waiters and stuff.
Its rain and a mad hive of people here. Kinda like Ibiza without the constantly drunk feeling or the sun or beach.

 

[only_lj]

I guess if I went in asking for a couple of quid it may just work.

generally it involves naked girls, think you're up for the task?

tumbling can be fun (rude thoughts have just shot through my head, not sure why)

It might! But up the ask to a few thousand, tell them you have to make prototypes and buy lots of underwear to research your idea. Then be sure to buy all bras in a 36b thanks

Yeah i can do naked girls - shall i ring a few people or is one enough?

Tumble weed makes you horny? *calls freak police*

 

[Surfin]

Mmm, what an unexpected and most welcome distraction

I've lost so much of this weekend through the application of alcohol to my bloodstream. Damn Scotland having remembered how to be good at football! Has your weekend been fun?

sorry to hijack your thread for a sec lj but how good has this weekend been, 3 - 1, I can't remember scores like this since Kenny Dalglish's day

 

[Surfin]

It might! But up the ask to a few thousand, tell them you have to make prototypes and buy lots of underwear to research your idea. Then be sure to buy all bras in a 36b thanks

Yeah i can do naked girls - shall i ring a few people or is one enough?

Tumble weed makes you horny? *calls freak police*

for you darlin', I can do that.

One is probably enough, got any ideas?

I'm a bloke, everything makes me horny

 

[rootsfan]

Oooooh ok its banished.
Now i get to start the thinking of your skills out of my underwear (if im no longer innocent the underwear can beggar off )

Yes, please, let's just get it out of the way.

 

[Glyndwr]

Because its sunday and all thoughts are heading back to monday morning and work, i thought id distract those monday thoughts and replace them with naked lj images instead

I have more distractionary material if its needed

Hi lj

I was just thinking to myself how very hard I had been concentrating and needed a distraction... voila!!

The photos of your shoulder & collarbone are too damn sexy

 

[only_lj]

for you darlin', I can do that.

One is probably enough, got any ideas?

I'm a bloke, everything makes me horny

Yay bring on the bra'age!

On if one is enough erm nope lol Unless you meant stimulating ideas in general, in which case heck yeah im a born stimulation idea creator me

Ahh tis true but im still calling the freak police

 

[only_lj]

Yes, please, let's just get it out of the way.

:O Dont you want to make a slow, seductive art of removing my clothing?


Nah me either

 

[only_lj]

Hi lj

I was just thinking to myself how very hard I had been concentrating and needed a distraction... voila!!

The photos of your shoulder & collarbone are too damn sexy

Hi - did you see the english men in short shorts are in the final! Yay short shorts!

And yep thats me always thinking of others distractionary needs.

Thanks i kinda liked how they came out. I had to rush the photography as i had a deadline of invasion approaching lol

 

[Glyndwr]

Hi - did you see the english men in short shorts are in the final! Yay short shorts!

And yep thats me always thinking of others distractionary needs.

Thanks i kinda liked how they came out. I had to rush the photography as i had a deadline of invasion approaching lol

I did spot that the England team had made the final, difficult to miss it really!!
Who's invading? It's not the french is it looking for revenge after saturday?

I can always be distracted by you without any effort at all.

 

[only_lj]

I did spot that the England team had made the final, difficult to miss it really!!
Who's invading? It's not the french is it looking for revenge after saturday?

I can always be distracted by you without any effort at all.

It is the french!
And they brought garlic :O:O:O

Ooooh thats fun to know i dont have to work on being distracting from now on

 

[Surfin]

Yay bring on the bra'age!

On if one is enough erm nope lol Unless you meant stimulating ideas in general, in which case heck yeah im a born stimulation idea creator me

Ahh tis true but im still calling the freak police

you mean there's more than 2 girls like you, cool

ok, I'll come quietly

 

[Glyndwr]

It is the french!
And they brought garlic :O:O:O

Ooooh thats fun to know i dont have to work on being distracting from now on

Did they have onions, berets & poodles as well?

You make distracting seem effortless..... but don't stop

 

[rootsfan]

:O Dont you want to make a slow, seductive art of removing my clothing?


Nah me either

Not the first time.

 

[only_lj]

you mean there's more than 2 girls like you, cool

ok, I'll come quietly

Im not sure there is, even my friends find me strange most of the time

Quietly? I wanted you to shout, scream my name and make a huge deal about it

 

[only_lj]

Did they have onions, berets & poodles as well?

You make distracting seem effortless..... but don't stop

No to the poodles (well they did when they arrived i stole them all they were too cute to bark frenchly) but yes berets and onions and garlic - they even threatend me with :O Snails :O

Distracting is much easier with a tool, ill have to think of one for such a purpose

 

[only_lj]

Not the first time.

Ohh theres going to be multiples?