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only_lj said:
Maybe if you ask her really, really nicely she will :)

*asks really nicely*

(and I'm sure that M&S are always right)

(I was once in there while my GF was being measured and the other side of the screen three assistants were talking about their breasts in great detail, quite funny when one of them came out and realised that I had been sitting there all along)
 
OGME said:
Is that why you want to come back? to find the flasher again? :eek:
Well i wasn't going to word it quite like that but.. you know me too well :p
 
Glyndwr said:
He,he you've never been flashed by me!! ~lol~

Chocolate is always good to cheer you up. I've rediscovered Frys turkish delight this week mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Oh turkish delight is like chocolate orgasms! Although suprisingly the Cadbury version is totally minging :S
And how true that it! Ive never been flashed by you, wana try it?;)
 
alspals69 said:
i will zip my lips and simply put on my specs in that case ;)

and if my lips do part, i promise it will not be to pass comment!!!
Yeah do put your specs on theres something about a bloke in glasses - omg i have more freaky turn ons than i realised - creasote, glasses, hairiness etc :p
 
rootsfan said:
Ah, OK. I was briefly afraid the lovely red had been altered, that's all. :kiss:
Well it has been sort of altered but mainly its red, its just that the red hides under the blonde :D
I have an over zealous sister as a hairdresser. I think she has this plan to turn me into marylin monroe as i sleep :rolleyes:
 
In Anticipation said:
*asks really nicely*

(and I'm sure that M&S are always right)

(I was once in there while my GF was being measured and the other side of the screen three assistants were talking about their breasts in great detail, quite funny when one of them came out and realised that I had been sitting there all along)
Lol the bra measuring women in M&S are freaky! The one i saw kept going on about how much better my bussom looked in a c cup i was like "please woman let me out, i only came in to escape the rain" lol
RE your request for the fairy - shes working on it :D
 
*Sprinkling fairy dust*


A picture delivery to help you through the weekend!

:)
 
only_lj said:
*Sprinkling fairy dust*


A picture delivery to help you through the weekend!

:)
nice pink hard nipple you got there does it need some lovin
 
only_lj said:
Yeah do put your specs on theres something about a bloke in glasses - omg i have more freaky turn ons than i realised - creasote, glasses, hairiness etc :p

I have glasses, am hairy, but creosote brings me out in a rash. I believe it is a banned substance now anyway.

Have you perhaps got an over zealous hairdresser for a sister though?
 
only_lj said:
Yeah do put your specs on theres something about a bloke in glasses - omg i have more freaky turn ons than i realised - creasote, glasses, hairiness etc :p

well i was going to wash the hair off that got stuck to the creasote on my glasses but maybe its worth keeping on after all ;)
 
only_lj said:
*Sprinkling fairy dust*


A picture delivery to help you through the weekend!

:)

oh and thats not so much a radio 1 tuning, more of a classics FM :cool:

i was just gonna say nice tits, but i am far too polite.

Pardon me.

I told you i was far to polite, if i hadn't said that, you'd never have known i had trumped :)
 
only_lj said:
Oh turkish delight is like chocolate orgasms! Although suprisingly the Cadbury version is totally minging :S
And how true that it! Ive never been flashed by you, wana try it?;)

Hi lj

Well I'd be up for it, if you were :devil:

I'm sure they're making the bars smaller, they are virtually bite-size now ;)
 
only_lj said:
Well it has been sort of altered but mainly its red, its just that the red hides under the blonde :D
I have an over zealous sister as a hairdresser. I think she has this plan to turn me into marylin monroe as i sleep :rolleyes:
Ah, I see. Tell your sister to calm down, you're doing great as your own kind of sexy. :kiss:

And thanks to the picture fairy--such a lovely, suckable nipple. :p
 
refinman said:
nice pink hard nipple you got there does it need some lovin
You know what? ATM it really does!
Its nipple appreciator is kinda in retirement lol
 
In Anticipation said:
I have glasses, am hairy, but creosote brings me out in a rash. I believe it is a banned substance now anyway.

Have you perhaps got an over zealous hairdresser for a sister though?
Shhh if you let me know its banned i cant keep playing in it but while i know nothing im not doing anything wrong ;)
And heck yes that too!
 
alspals69 said:
oh and thats not so much a radio 1 tuning, more of a classics FM :cool:

i was just gonna say nice tits, but i am far too polite.

Pardon me.

I told you i was far to polite, if i hadn't said that, you'd never have known i had trumped :)
Lol i think you may actually be crazier than me :eek:
I know you thought it wasnt possible but who in their right mind puts creasote on their glasses? :p
 
Glyndwr said:
Hi lj

Well I'd be up for it, if you were :devil:

I'm sure they're making the bars smaller, they are virtually bite-size now ;)
Ahh you see thats where having an unusally small mouth comes in useful!
I have a tiny mouth so the bars are still massive to me lol
Well we cant plan the flashing or it wouldnt be a flashing as such, it would be more of an agreed nakedness, i guess you'll have to take my by suprise ;)
 
rootsfan said:
Ah, I see. Tell your sister to calm down, you're doing great as your own kind of sexy. :kiss:

And thanks to the picture fairy--such a lovely, suckable nipple. :p
Hahaha i spend my whole life telling her and her scissor and colour happy hands to calm down. Im just thankful i persuaded her not to dye my hair brown :O
 
only_lj said:
Ahh you see thats where having an unusally small mouth comes in useful!
I have a tiny mouth so the bars are still massive to me lol
Well we cant plan the flashing or it wouldnt be a flashing as such, it would be more of an agreed nakedness, i guess you'll have to take me by suprise ;)


Well miss lj, I don't get offers like that everyday
 
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