My first thread......

[NightFlier]

I just registered and for my first thread I thought I would ask what other users like and/or dislike most about Literotica.com.

Me, I first came here(hmm...I think I just made a pun) while surfing for porn. Love the stories, but the boards are what convinced me to register. So thanks to all of you for making this such a fun and diverse place to hang out. Looking forward to getting to know you better.

 

[Spinaroonie]

The search part of the board won't search for words under four letters, making string searches (phrase searches) impossible.

Plus you can't search for "e" or "sex"

 

[alexandraaah]

Just know that in the latter stages of your life here at lit., this post will be bumped up to haunt you.

Welcome!

 

[naudiz]

Draaah brings up a good point.

I bet Sillyman's going to be the one to do it, too. Oh, I just want to squeeze him till he turns blue!

Welcome.

 

[NightFlier]

Just know that in the latter stages of your life here at lit., this post will be bumped up to haunt you.

Welcome!

If this is the worst thing that ever comes back to haunt me I'll be doing pretty good. And thanks, it's nice to be here>

 

[mig]

Welcome.

You should have considered that lunacy is a viable option.

Still,as long as you're having fun.

 

[alexandraaah]

If this is the worst thing that ever comes back to haunt me I'll be doing pretty good. And thanks, it's nice to be here>

Yeah, well as first posts go, you're doing alright.

I wasn't so lucky.

Mine was full of emoticons.

I'm still trying to get that taste out of my mouth.

 

[glamorilla]

i swallow.

 

[lavender]

 

[NightFlier]

Yeah, well as first posts go, you're doing alright.

I wasn't so lucky.

Mine was full of emoticons.

I'm still trying to get that taste out of my mouth.

please define emoticons, and describe the taste if possible. nice av, is it ok to ask if it's you?


and greetings to all

 

[Debbie]

Welcome to lit.

emoticons are truly evil addictive creatures that lurk and haunt you.

 

[NightFlier]

i swallow.

Is that a response to alexandraaah, or just your way of saying hello?

 

[bluespoke]

Welcome.

You should have considered that lunacy is a viable option.

Still,as long as you're having fun.

Mig, lunacy is not an option, you know it's compulsory!

Welcome nightflier, have fun.

 

[Riles]

Is that a response to alexandraaah, or just your way of saying hello?

OMG. I laughed my ass of when I read that. I'm sure you didn't mean to be sarcastic...but DAMN!

 

[SkyBluAngelEyes]

Welcum NightFlier. You'll enjoy your stay. It's quite addicting here also.

I swallow too

 

[NightFlier]

OMG. I laughed my ass of when I read that. I'm sure you didn't mean to be sarcastic...but DAMN!

Always happy to give a lady a laugh. And take a look at my profile, we have sometihg in common.

 

[Riles]

~grin~

I already sneaked a peek, Night...I beat you to it, but wanted to see if you would pick up on it.

How fortuitous that you just signed up now, well within time to celebrate together. ~wink~

Now, the question is...just how old will you be?



The Laughing Lady Riley

 

[NightFlier]

~grin~

I already sneaked a peek, Night...I beat you to it, but wanted to see if you would pick up on it.

How fortuitous that you just signed up now, well within time to celebrate together. ~wink~

Now, the question is...just how old will you be?



The Laughing Lady Riley

Older than 35, younger than 37.

 

[NightFlier]

Welcum NightFlier. You'll enjoy your stay. It's quite addicting here also.

I swallow too

Just don't forget to save a little for a snowball.

 

[Riles]

Older than 35, younger than 37.

By my brilliant powers of deduction, I'm going to place you at 36!

~curtsey~

Thank you, thank you...it's a gift, really.

 

[mig]

Mig, lunacy is not an option, you know it's compulsory!

Welcome nightflier, have fun.

Damn,now you tell me.

 

[NightFlier]

By my brilliant powers of deduction, I'm going to place you at 36!

~curtsey~

Thank you, thank you...it's a gift, really.

And the kewpie doll goes to the Lady of the North.

 

[Riles]

That's IT? That's ALL I get?!?!

Well HUMPH!

~the princess stalks off~

 

[NightFlier]

That's IT? That's ALL I get?!?!

Well HUMPH!

~the princess stalks off~

Well, if you had lifted up her skirt and read the note tucked between her legs, you would have found your real prize.

 

[Riles]

~blushes furiously~