My first picture thread

[hatlover123]

Well Jehovah didn't know what to do.

He was on Literotica trying to sex up all the ladies.

He tried playing it cool but his arch enemy (every other man) kept cockblocking him.

He tried being horny but came off too desperate and the women ran away like a flock of sheep in a meadow getting spooked by random gusts of wind with their howl (oooo.....tried to get all deep there but failed).


Finally!!

Jehovah found one woman who took pity on him and decided to cyber sex him. He was clumsy and bumbling and she helped him in the ways of the text porn.
It was going along smoothly until Jehovah got a sudden rush down in the groin...


Was it? Was it really? Yes...it was COCKPOWER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Knowing instinctively what to do. Jehovah ran over and stole Cepillins sombrero to demonstrate his COCKPOWER gifts.

Behold the power of COCKPOWER!!!!!

 

[hatlover123]

Fuck this long typing shit.

I'm Jehovah and I got COCKPOWER!!

 

[hatlover123]

Ladies now swoon with lust at the power of COCKPOWER!!

You are powerless to withstand this awesome power coming (pun intended) at you.


(last pic)

 

[sereneone4u]

Loving the hat!

Does Hello Kitty know you are showing the goods to other kitties?

 

[hatlover123]

Loving the hat!

Does Hello Kitty know you are showing the goods to other kitties?

Yes. we've had a long discussion about this. She knows I need to sow the wild oats. And it took just as long to explain how you sow an oat instead of roasting it.

 

[Thandi]

Ladies now swoon with lust at the power of COCKPOWER!!

You are powerless to withstand this awesome power coming (pun intended) at you.


(last pic)

Congratulations to you and your new power....be very careful with it as every woman on Lit will now want you!

 

[hatlover123]

Congratulations to you and your new power....be very careful with it as every woman on Lit will now want you!

Unfortunately with the kind of luck and stamina I have, the power only lasted 3 mins.

 

[livnmylife]

Unfortunately with the kind of luck and stamina I have, the power only lasted 3 mins.

So your a 3 minute man.

 

[hatlover123]

So your a 3 minute man.

Shhhhhhhh

Don't say it out loud. You might scare away the desperate ladies dumb enough to be attracted to me and want sexual liaisons.

Of course I haven't found any...but they might be out there still....

 

[livnmylife]

Shhhhhhhh

Don't say it out loud. You might scare away the desperate ladies dumb enough to be attracted to me and want sexual liaisons.

Of course I haven't found any...but they might be out there still....

Us ladies stick together. Its my duty to spread the word . In fact I am posting this on the blurting thread next.

 

[Thandi]

Us ladies stick together. Its my duty to spread the word . In fact I am posting this on the blurting thread next.

Ohhh...evil!

 

[hatlover123]

Us ladies stick together. Its my duty to spread the word . In fact I am posting this on the blurting thread next.

Damn!

Thats the biggest cockblock I've ever experienced!

 

[livnmylife]

Damn!

Thats the biggest cockblock I've ever experienced!

Lmao....
The other day you called me crazy. Today I am cock blocking.

Hmmmmm your not getting on my good side.

 

[hatlover123]

Lmao....
The other day you called me crazy. Today I am cock blocking.

Hmmmmm your not getting on my good side.

I'll bribe you with red M&Ms
How's that?

 

[Thandi]

I'll bribe you with red M&Ms
How's that?

Uh huh...not on my rider.

 

[hatlover123]

Everyone underestimates the power of red M&Ms.

 

[livnmylife]

I'll bribe you with red M&Ms
How's that?

Oh sweetie I thought you knew me better. Its going to take more then M&Ms.

 

[hatlover123]

Oh sweetie I thought you knew me better. Its going to take more then M&Ms.

What else?

My budget is similar to a Mexican desert cactus budget.

 

[livnmylife]

What else?

My budget is similar to a Mexican desert cactus budget.

Throw in a bottle of wine, that's a good start.

 

[hatlover123]

Throw in a bottle of wine, that's a good start.

I got box wine from Walmart.

Does that work?

 

[livnmylife]

I got box wine from Walmart.

Does that work?

Your every girls dream guy.

 

[hatlover123]

Your every girls dream guy.

I never wanted to brag about my romanticism. So thank you for advertising it for me.

 

[livnmylife]

I never wanted to brag about my romanticism. So thank you for advertising it for me.

Your welcome.

 

[hatlover123]

Your welcome.

 

[kissntell43]

Ladies now swoon with lust at the power of COCKPOWER!!

You are powerless to withstand this awesome power coming (pun intended) at you.


(last pic)

Nice hat. That made me smile! Believe me, I needed it!