My first picture thread

[hatlover123]

I'm not very inspired with Brendan at this point.

He fought a mummy FFS!

I yell "Dude, what are we going to do? We can't keep screaming and not do anything else."

Brendan replies with:
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_m_yEp4yvWQY/SJHpF1KTLuI/AAAAAAAAKzw/TnY3YyfRWRk/s1600/0.jpg

....

....

......sigh

 

[hatlover123]

I'm getting pretty frustrated at this point.

The mummy is coming after us still.

Brendan in total fear hides in the clothes hamper behind the mummy. You can totally see his clothes sticking out of the side.

Damn actors!

P.S. The evidence is there, just gotta look real close.

 

[hatlover123]

With Brendan acting like a little wuss I had to take action.

Fortunately I had a few friends from the mid 90s that could help me.

They came in, ate some pizza, said some cliche hero dialogue and beat up the mummy.

Yay!

Lets give a round of applause for my badass crew!

 

[hatlover123]

The next 2 pics are not pictures of me but a little insight into who I am.

This first picture is my porn collection:

 

[hatlover123]

And this 2nd picture is my girlfriend.

Well...I'd like her to be my girlfriend but she's playing hard to get.

Just look at that saucy little minx!

 

[livnmylife]

You crack me up!!!

But I am beginning to think you have to much time on your hands.

 

[SpecialKay62]

You're cute

Now pour a drink and take your shirt off. : )

 

[hatlover123]

You crack me up!!!

But I am beginning to think you have to much time on your hands.

Ironically I get to do those and work at the same time.

When you work the job I do, you have enormous amounts of freedom so I can work and play.

 

[hatlover123]

Now pour a drink and take your shirt off. : )

lol
Is that a request?
Yes ma'am!

 

[livnmylife]

Ironically I get to do those and work at the same time.

When you work the job I do, you have enormous amounts of freedom so I can work and play.

A job where you can work and play!!:

I am so jealous and envious of you.

 

[Thandi]

Damn, you are funny!
So...we can see you have many hats...just how many Hello Kitties are there?

 

[hatlover123]

A job where you can work and play!!:

I am so jealous and envious of you.

My job is in recreation.
I get paid to have fun and provide it.
But my job does have a dark side unfortunately.

 

[hatlover123]

Damn, you are funny!
So...we can see you have many hats...just how many Hello Kitties are there?

Well there is only the one true Hello Kitty. The others have been provided to me by my friends at Hallmark.

 

[hatlover123]

Due to my personal life and appropriateness.
I won't be doing the pics I said I would tonight. It will be either friday night (tomorrow) or late sat or sunday.
Depends on circumstances.

But stay tuned. Same Bat Time...same Bat Channel.

 

[viskalvaere]

*runs in* Maple Leafs Suck!! *runs out*

 

[Thandi]

*runs in* Maple Leafs Suck!! *runs out*

https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS6du2E919JK8J39WXdv2tVxH-YRHaFBLAUuJr14hEky4wt1tly

This man ^^^ does NOT suck!

 

[hatlover123]

*runs in* Maple Leafs Suck!! *runs out*

Thanks!

You dropped this thread from a 5 star to a 4 star thread for your erroneous comments.

Methinks revenge is in the works.....

 

[hatlover123]

We got an awesome goalie combo of Reimer and Bernier.

 

[viskalvaere]

https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS6du2E919JK8J39WXdv2tVxH-YRHaFBLAUuJr14hEky4wt1tly

This man ^^^ does NOT suck!

I'd watch more often if he did though.

Thanks!

You dropped this thread from a 5 star to a 4 star thread for your erroneous comments.

Methinks revenge is in the works.....

Oh bring it!

 

[hatlover123]

Alright, I'd like to introduce you to my next 2 themed pic extravaganzas!

1. Mexican Clown

2. Superhero abilities

 

[hatlover123]

I would like everyone to meet Cepillin ("little brush") in Spanish.

He is a wandering clown from the downtrodden streets of Tijuana.
He is hear to brighten your lives with whiskey laced balloon animals in the shape of Clare Danes

Here he is...brightening all our lives.

 

[hatlover123]

Cepillin likes to pose for the camera.

...Oh that Cepillin, what a crazy coot. Parents just love sending their kids to a Cepllin clown party!

 

[hatlover123]

Y'know ladies. Cepillin is single and very available to the ladies.

He likes to dance and often entertains Mexican housewives during the long dreary hours of the day.

....look, there is Cepillin posing in the Flamenco style of dance

 

[hatlover123]

Cepillin is such a latin lover as well as child entertainer and occasional grave digger.

Here he is doing the cha cha cha

Cepillin is booking private 1 hour bookings for you ladies in case you were needed some hot clown lovin'

 

[hatlover123]

Ok this is the story of WonderPenis.

One day a cocky brash youth named Jehovah was walking through his bathroom when along came PenisSmurf.

Now think of PenisSmurf as Gazoo from the Flintstones. He magically appeared on Jehovah's shoulder. Well Jehovah was very surprised (as seen in picture). And said (In Hebrew)
'OMG! There is a smurf on my shoulder!"

PenisSmurf: "Hello Jehovah. I am PenisSmurf. I am here to grant you special powers of the penis. Do you accept this offereing?"

Jehovah: "Y-Y-yes magic PenisSmurf."

PenisSmurf: "BEHOLD!!!! (he waved his penis in the air) I have granted you special gifts in the form of "COCKPOWER!!""

Jehovah: "Wow, thanks PenisSmuf. What does COCKPOWER do?"

PenisSmurf: "Well Jehovah, COCKPOWER gives your penis the strength equivalent of 6 Catholic giggling school girls. But be warned...your powers are only good when the penis is in an erect state."

Jehovah: "But PenisSmurf. I'm on an porn site called Literotica where I can't even get girls online to have sex with me or show me nudes. How will I get erect to show my powers?"

PenisSmurf pats Jehovah on the shoulder and sagely states. "You will find a way my son, you will find a way"
And with that PenisSmurf disappears in a cloud of blue haze provided courtesy of Neil Patrick Harris.




.......What will happen to Jehovah?

........Will he manage to use his COCKPOWER?


.......Stay tuned for the next episode.