My first picture thread

There is no theme to these pictures. But they are known as the vault.
Old pictures that I haven't posted since it was during the 'dark times'.
Anyway. Here is the first one.

I use that bottle to store my semen and I think the label is self explanatory.
 
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This is a special treat for those that know me and think I don't cook.

I have with me my special friend on my apron.
His name is Juan Pablo Sanchez Gonzalez Vaccherio III
 
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This is me and the Energizer bunny.
Note we are both flashing gang signs.
 
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That's it for the vault.
Closing it up because...well...my pics are on a hard drive at work and it was more lame posting them then I thought.

Tomorrow I'll be doing some new ones though...
 
Superhero Series Part II

We look at the overall life of the Superhero.

The next few pics in this series will outline the various things a superhero gets to enjoy and be part of....
 
The superhero must always be ready to don his battlegear and fight evil wherever it may be....
 
Every superhero must always practice his chosen weapons to combat evildoers (not Al-Qaeda).
 
And of course, Superheros must always practice their special abilities...

Mine are:
1. Animal infatuation
And
2. Breathing underwater while throwing out "rock on" hand signals.
 
Of course. Being a Superhero has its perks.

You get to:
1. Be a king for a day

2. Hang out with celebrities

3. And drink alcohol out of the horn of a living animal (when in England)
 
And at last....when our duties are complete. It's time for some R&R.

This superhero likes to

1. Have a soother
and
2. Relax by a beach with James Rollins while being slightly overweight (old pic)
 
Now...in these pictures. It should be noted that the uniform is my Team Ontario practice outfit. And the hat...well...I lost the original hat so you'll have to settle for what I have.

In these 2 pictures I give you a sample of just how cool :rolleyes: and erotic :rolleyes: playing baseball really is...
 
This is the typical baseball player look when he approaches some available women.

This looks says "Hey baby....want to see how big my bat is?"

:rolleyes:
 
For those of you with 3D monitors. Please enjoy this special 3D baseball experience...
 
As a pitcher...we definitely have some poses when we pitch.

This just makes all the women weak in the knees and have them throw bra and panties at us....
 
And finally....what you have come to expect from every baseball player.

The prototypical sign that yes he does play baseball....
 
Hope you enjoyed both themes today. I am done.
Stay tuned for more themed picture sets.
 
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