My first crush on Literotica...

[Butch Welder]

... is Rubyfruit


I think I am going to like it here


Who was your first crush on Lit and why?

Is that person still here and posting?
Did you ever get to know that person?
Do you still have a "thing" for that person?

 

[April]

Why is it always Rubyfruit? What am I? Chopped liver?

Hmph. *sigh*

 

[bknight2602]

Why is it always Rubyfruit? What am I? Chopped liver?

Hmph. *sigh*

ummmmmmmmmm

Not chopped liver, you prolly overlooked.

 

[Butch Welder]

My second crush is April

Because I love chopped liver
And her AV makes me all... um... proud

Pass the crackers, please

 

[watergirl]

I've had a few crushes.

Some I am still sitting on, quietly, and some I've spoken up about. I find a well-timed statement of adoration can lead to marvelous fun and enjoyable things.

Was it Guilty Pleasure or Gilly Bean, I forget who - someone said crushes are like "love-lite" - and I really really liked that thought.

 

[Todd-'o'-Vision]

Why is it always Rubyfruit? What am I? Chopped liver?

Hmph. *sigh*

I try to have crushes on ytou but you brush me off for expertise, and everyother man on lit sniffles

 

[Smiley777]

Was it Guilty Pleasure or Gilly Bean, I forget who - someone said crushes are like "love-lite" - and I really really liked that thought.

GP

 

[curious2c]

Well...I have never had a crush on a girl at lit. nope. Nada. Never. If I'm lying I'm dying. *cough* excuse me...heh heh *cough cough* ULP! heh...*choke* Uh-oh...GASP

 

[watergirl]

Thanks, Smiley.

 

[christcat69]

Hmmm?
Ruby got you too?

Curious has a crush on me.

 

[Bob_Bytchin]

Meet me at my locker after 4th period and I'll tell you who I have a crush on.

 

[Butch Welder]

Well...I have never had a crush on a girl at lit. nope. Nada. Never. If I'm lying I'm dying. *cough* excuse me...heh heh *cough cough* ULP! heh...*choke* Uh-oh...GASP

So?

Going to share?

Does she know?



And I like the thought of crushes as love-lite

Wasn't that a Neil Diamond song?
Is he here on Lit?
What's his handle here?
Though I don't know that I would want to be intimate with Neil Diamond's handle...

 

[Butch Welder]

Meet me at my locker after 4th period and I'll tell you who I have a crush on.

Me?
You'll tell me?
Cool!


Wait... this doesn't involve my being crushed, does it?
I'm kinda sensitive and allergic to pain

 

[Guest]

 

[April]

I remember my first crush here. Yeah, we still talk. It can be sporadic, but it's nice to hear from him. I've had a couple of other crushes. Even met one. But he doesn't come here anymore.

 

[Smiley777]

Thanks, Smiley.

You are quite welcome. It was a good quote, I wrote it down when I saw it.

 

[Nora]

May I be the first one to say that I absolutely, positively, do NOT have a crush on Rubyfruit.

 

[watergirl]

EE, of course they do. I did, I was just to shy to say so.

 

[Bob_Bytchin]

Me?
You'll tell me?
Cool!


Wait... this doesn't involve my being crushed, does it?
I'm kinda sensitive and allergic to pain

Sorry, but I just have to let you in on the Rubyfruit secret. She...is really a he. Yes, Rubyfruit used to live in Las Vegas where he was the premier female impersonator. He definitely has the look down doesn't he? It's not surprising that you were fooled though. Many of the new guys are. Oh wait, you knew this already didn't you?

Ahhhh...now it makes sense.

 

[Butch Welder]

newbies NEVER crush on me



little fuckers

My third crush is on Emerald_eyed
She has a great smile
And I like women who pout

 

[bknight2602]

newbies NEVER crush on me



little fuckers

Just the oldies? LOL

 

[bknight2602]

EE, of course they do. I did, I was just to shy to say so.

Come out of your shyness.

 

[Butch Welder]

Sorry, but I just have to let you in on the Rubyfruit secret. She...is really a he. Yes, Rubyfruit used to live in Las Vegas where he was the premier female impersonator. He definitely has the look down doesn't he? It's not surprising that you were fooled though. Many of the new guys are. Oh wait, you knew this already didn't you?

Ahhhh...now it makes sense.

It was that weekend in Vegas...

I told him not to do it

But DAMN, his genetics for great skin worked in his favor

 

[Butch Welder]

May I be the first one to say that I absolutely, positively, do NOT have a crush on Rubyfruit.

Check's in the mail?

 

[Linedrive]

BK's list of crushes looks like a phone book