My family touched my duck vibrator...

[WickedEve]

... and I'm now traumatized. A gentleman sent me this cute yellow duck. Despite it's childish appearance it gives me a buzz like those damn long island teas I can't handle. Anyway, it's waterproof with an innocent appearance and a wicked vibration that spins my head when I use it.
Recently, I was out with my mom and my dad stayed at my house to watch my 3 and 5 year-old. When I got back home I opened the door and saw my father on the sofa with my duck and the duck was turned on. Well, you know what I mean -- it was buzzing. The kids were laughing and grabbing his yellow plastic body and sitting him on the floor so they could watch him vibrate across the hardwood floor to where I was standing -- frozen.

My question: Should I ever be intimate with my duck again?

 

[LukkyKnight]

Bring it to me and I'll help you get over the incident.

 

[RastaPope]

... and I'm now traumatized. A gentleman sent me this cute yellow duck. Despite it's childish appearance it gives me a buzz like those damn long island teas I can't handle. Anyway, it's waterproof with an innocent appearance and a wicked vibration that spins my head when I use it.
Recently, I was out with my mom and my dad stayed at my house to watch my 3 and 5 year-old. When I got back home I opened the door and saw my father on the sofa with my duck and the duck was turned on. Well, you know what I mean -- it was buzzing. The kids were laughing and grabbing his yellow plastic body and sitting him on the floor so they could watch him vibrate across the hardwood floor to where I was standing -- frozen.

My question: Should I ever be intimate with my duck again?

My child,

It should never have been used for such purposes in the first place. I blame Sesame Street and their glorification of the homosexual relationship between Bert, Ernie, Rubber Ducky, and the paper clip collection.

Jim Henson roasts in hell now.

Love,

RastaPope

 

[WickedEve]

Bring it to me and I'll help you get over the incident.

You are so sweet and giving. I can just tell.

 

[P. B. Walker]

Heh.

Wierd.

Well, physically I don't see the problem.

It's all a matter of mental. Can you use it again without having negative images pop into your brain... or rather, not negative images but images you would rather not have while you are pleasing your intimate regions with said object.

Only you can answer that question.

PBW

 

[perks]

I have the same one... a good wash, and it doesn't stop me.

 

[RastaPope]

And let us not forget Bert's bestiality fetish.

Poor, poor pigeons.

Not to mention Cookie Monster.

 

[WickedEve]

Heh.

Wierd.

Well, physically I don't see the problem.

It's all a matter of mental. Can you use it again without having negative images pop into your brain... or rather, not negative images but images you would rather not have while you are pleasing your intimate regions with said object.

Only you can answer that question.

PBW

Well, now I have a purple bunny and he's using the duck's batteries, so...

 

[LukkyKnight]

Well, now I have a purple bunny and he's using the duck's batteries, so...

Now that just ain't natural.

 

[WickedEve]

I have the same one... a good wash, and it doesn't stop me.

You have a duck? Why doesn't that surprise me, perky? lol

 

[WickedEve]

Now that just ain't natural.

It's as kinky as I get.

(Actually, it's not.)

 

[perks]

You have a duck? Why doesn't that surprise me, perky? lol

<grin> I thought you'd appreciate it. How's things, sugah? I'll have to stalk you and check out your latest poetry. I'm sure you're still brilliant.

 

[LukkyKnight]

<grin> I thought you'd appreciate it. How's things, sugah? I'll have to stalk you and check out your latest poetry. I'm sure you're still brilliant.

But she's got a duck issue that needs working out, perks, and I'm thinking you'd make a perfect assistant for what I have in mind...

 

[WickedEve]

<grin> I thought you'd appreciate it. How's things, sugah? I'll have to stalk you and check out your latest poetry. I'm sure you're still brilliant.

I've left brilliant in the dust.
Come visit us on the poetry board again! There's a new post once every 6-8 hours. lol

 

[perks]

But she's got a duck issue that needs working out, perks, and I'm thinking you'd make a perfect assistant for what I have in mind...

*laughing* I seem to make it into a lot of perfect assistant fantasies of yours... not that I mind, Bubs.

 

[superlittlegirl]

How intense is the vibration on the ducky vibe?

I love that it goes incognito. Sneaky!

 

[WickedEve]

How intense is the vibration on the ducky vibe?

I love that it goes incognito. Sneaky!

The duck I have is pretty good, the bunny is better but nothing beats the egg. It takes six batteries and has 10 speeds. You'll still be buzzing after you turn it off. God, I love my toys!