my eyebrow was itchy.

[pointless]

then i scratched it. problem solved. life's amazing like that. the end.

 

[Lancecastor]

I'm guessing the Hashtag Gang doesn't share your view.

 

[pointless]

but that itchy nipple... well, not as easily solved. now i just have a hard, itchy nipple.

 

[StrangeView]

then i scratched it. problem solved. life's amazing like that. the end.

That's incredible!! I would never have thought it would have been that simple.

 

[pointless]

well, i'm glad you learned something today.

 

[yossi]

Teeth are good for an itchy nipple.

 

[StrangeView]

Teeth are good for an itchy nipple.

Tried it, but I don't seem to able to reach

 

[pointless]

i guess i need bigger moobs. someone bring me ice cream!

 

[yossi]

Or a pair of those novelty chattering teeth.

You're welcome.