My ex-wife walks around in sweat pants

[Zamdrist]

She traverses about in these sexy, gray wash worn sweat pants like it's nothing! I mean, I try not to look but I can't help myself, I have to peek. I've tried talking to her but she won't listen. She's turning the head of every man at the little league ball games. It's quite embrassing. I keep having these fantasies of ripping them off her hot bod, bringing them up to my nose and sniffing them.

What can I do?

Help.

Please.

 

[perks]

the only thing that can help you is














bondage

 

[StrawberryPez]

dear lord.


There is no helping you Zammie baby You are too far gone.

 

[Private Vasquez]

I can't help ya, man. I live in gray sweats, and I might be prone to violence if someone ripped them.

 

[Mister Happy]

Ummmm....



Have you considered ripping them off her hot bod, bringing them up to your nose and sniffing them?

 

[foxxxyred]

In Aus we call sweat pants 'trackie dacks'.
Just a useless piece of knowledge for you all!

 

[PepperminTrish]

She traverses about in these sexy, gray wash worn sweat pants like it's nothing! I mean, I try not to look but I can't help myself, I have to peek. I've tried talking to her but she won't listen. She's turning the head of every man at the little league ball games. It's quite embrassing. I keep having these fantasies of ripping them off her hot bod, bringing them up to my nose and sniffing them.

What can I do?

Help.

Please.

I think you're BEYOND help!

 

[hatara]

Have you considered ripping them off her and sniffing them then fucking her senseless?

 

[APhil]

I say pants her, just once, at a game.

She'll be embarrassed as hell, mack you one good time, you'll be pissed off, and everything will return to normal.

 

[ma_guy]

She traverses about in these sexy, gray wash worn sweat pants like it's nothing! I mean, I try not to look but I can't help myself, I have to peek. I've tried talking to her but she won't listen. She's turning the head of every man at the little league ball games...

Where did you say those ball games were played again???

 

[Zamdrist]

Re: Re: My ex-wife walks around in sweat pants

Where did you say those ball games were played again???

Trust me, it's not worth your time.

33 year-old lives at home, now toothless. No, I'm not kidding.

 

[StrawberryPez]

Ewww!!

 

[Zamdrist]

Ewww!!

Yup. A mother only a child could love. Bless her heart.

 

[StrawberryPez]

LOL

I bet Zammie...I bet.

 

[ma_guy]

Re: Re: Re: My ex-wife walks around in sweat pants

Trust me, it's not worth your time.

33 year-old lives at home, now toothless. No, I'm not kidding.

YIKES! Uncle! Uncle! I give! (Ok, so I'm easy! :0 ) I'll take your word for it! LOL

 

[Zamdrist]

Re: Re: Re: Re: My ex-wife walks around in sweat pants

YIKES! Uncle! Uncle! I give! (Ok, so I'm easy! :0 ) I'll take your word for it! LOL

Actually she was partially toothless for the last 1/4 of our marriage. It's one of the reasons, when she said: "I'm leaving", I opened the front door for her.

 

[Monazwx]

Originally post by Zamdrist
When she said, "I'm leaving", I opened the front door for her.

That's so wrong.

You are wayyyyyy beyond help my friend.
Maybe someone else in sweatpants . . .

 

[Zamdrist]

That's so wrong.

You are wayyyyyy beyond help my friend.
Maybe someone else in sweatpants . . .

It was all in context with the whole fake sister stories.

You had to be there.



Good evening Mona!

 

[pete152]

Well I could think of a few things to do with a toothless woman
Peter