My double-sized Gatorade bottle has become heavy with my piss.

[46n2]

Troubadour?

 

[46n2]

Should I upgrade to a "tiny house"?

 

[MILFYMelons]

hm.....

 

[thør]

When sleeping in a very cold situation, pissing into the Gatorade bottle (as long as you have a secure cap for it) is a smart thing to do. You don't have to get out of the sleeping bag and cool off, and the warm bottle of piss is something to snuggle up to.

 

[hobbit.]

.the warm bottle of piss is something to snuggle up to.

not sure I'd post that on any dating site if im being honest. could be a short 'date night'

 

[Saint_Ann]

We used to dig a hole in the dirt in a bare spot in the cornfield. Velvet leaf tp.

 

[rae121452]

Should I upgrade to a "tiny house"?

you could always upgrade to a 2 liter mountain dew.

 

[46n2]

When sleeping in a very cold situation, pissing into the Gatorade bottle (as long as you have a secure cap for it) is a smart thing to do. You don't have to get out of the sleeping bag and cool off, and the warm bottle of piss is something to snuggle up to.

Interesting. I hadn't ever thought to snuggle with it. But there's a warmth, or some sort of security, in knowing it's always there.

"Yup. I'm here. Let's get warm with each other."

You make a strong point.

Fuck. Now I feel bad about my Gatorade bottle. Used and abused.

 

[46n2]

What’s next?

Remember when it was cool to be Grover in a garbage can?

Now I can’t even piss into a plastic container without feeling guilty.

 

[twister947]

you could always upgrade to a 2 liter mountain dew.

Only if you're Needledick the Bug Fucker.

 

[46n2]

Fuckin A.

It's not the size of the bottle that matters so much. It's the Hole.

 

[InternationalFunboy]

When sleeping in a very cold situation, pissing into the Gatorade bottle (as long as you have a secure cap for it) is a smart thing to do. You don't have to get out of the sleeping bag and cool off, and the warm bottle of piss is something to snuggle up to.

I'm thinking no way can I properly pee lying down in a sleeping bag. I've only peed into a bottle once in my life. It's one of those outlier activities that comes up often enough that at some point it was convenient to try, and whyTF not. For the lols! I discovered that I had no concept of the volume involved... so success, then? I think a tidy piss bottle might indicate a cluttered mind. So with a splash of civility, I pee more or less wherever I feel like. That's included out the zipper window of a tent here and there...

 

[Nicefella]

We used to dig a hole in the dirt in a bare spot in the cornfield. Velvet leaf tp.

Now there is a farmer after my very heart.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

The new bottle design is less satisfactory.