My dog has pink yogurt on her muzzle, and other tales from the highchair

[Rubyfruit]

Food is fun to play with!

Yogurt is great for facials and hair treatments. The brighter color the yogurt, the better the treatment is. If you get tired of smearing it in your hair, just sling it onto the dog who is surely sitting under your chair awaiting treats to be dropped.

Macaroni and Cheese should be dumped into your cowboy hat to be eaten out of. When you're tired of the mac and cheese, place said cowboy hat on your head (still filled with the mac and cheese of course) and smoosh it down really good.

When you get to be about 2-1/2, you'll discover that you have a really good throwing arm. You'll amaze your siblings and friends by how far you can throw a sippy cup. You'll astonish your parents with your ability to hide utinsils under couches with one flick of the wrist.

Yes, food is fun.

 

[Bindii]

Poor thing, sounds like you are having one of those days....

 

[alltherage]

Food is fun to play with!

Yogurt is great for facials and hair treatments. The brighter color the yogurt, the better the treatment is. If you get tired of smearing it in your hair, just sling it onto the dog who is surely sitting under your chair awaiting treats to be dropped.

Macaroni and Cheese should be dumped into your cowboy hat to be eaten out of. When you're tired of the mac and cheese, place said cowboy hat on your head (still filled with the mac and cheese of course) and smoosh it down really good.

When you get to be about 2-1/2, you'll discover that you have a really good throwing arm. You'll amaze your siblings and friends by how far you can throw a sippy cup. You'll astonish your parents with your ability to hide utinsils under couches with one flick of the wrist.

Yes, food is fun.

LMAO hello mom! My favorite were the peas. They are so easy to blow our of you mouth into moms face. lol. I always tried to be rational with my kids but the pea thing just about had me loopy. lol. It always amazed me just how completely dirty my kids could get from dinner. One time I was bathing my son. He was somewhere around two. I was washing his hair. I noticed this while glod of running cheese textured stuff in his ear. I lost it. I felt like screaming. I thought it was tumor or something. It turned out to be mashed potatos. I asked him like a fool,"what is this," pointing to his ear. "Ear." he said. Playing dumb no doubt. lol. thanks for the smile ruby.

 

[freakygirl]

What amazes me.. is how a kid can get everything in the house dirty.. but his/her bib is always clean... underneath the bib.. shirt is a mess.. back of shirt is a mess.. the couch upstairs far away from the highchair has tonights dinner on it.. but the damn bib is clean.. anyone know how this happens? or was it just my kids that did that?

when my daughter was about 5 months old.. i decided breast milk wasn't enough.. she was a cranky baby and always wanted to eat.. i'd nurse her first then feed her a little baby cereal or baby food. We had done the fruits and moved on to the vegetables.. I made my own baby food.. so i took some fresh/frozen peas and some carrots out of the freezer.. defrosted them slightly.. pureed them.. and warmed them to the perfect tempature.. she loved carrots.. hated peas.. so i thought i'd out smart her and put a little bit of peas on the spoon and cover them with carrots.. ah ha.. peas would be swallowed and she wouldn't know it.. all went fine until spoonful #3 entered her mouth.. she moved her tongue around.. gagged.. and spit out all the peas.. not a drop of carrot was left.. only kid i know that could suck pureed carrots clean off of pureed peas.. I stopped feeding her the peas.. she will eat them now, but only if they are fresh from Papas garden...

 

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[patient1]

He thought it very funny. We, however, did not. Especially when we found the rusk he'd shoved into the VCR *before* he locked said cabinet.

"rusk"?

 

[Guest]