My Diary

[Corbal]

I like my cultivated FUPA. I worked hard on it.

For the 'tards, that is an acronym for 'Fat Upper Pussy Area'.

Clowns has two of these.

One right above his cunt, the other near his face. Some call it a chin.

 

[IhateClowns]

For the 'tards, that is an acronym for 'Fat Upper Pussy Area'.

Clowns has two of these.

One right above his cunt, the other near his face. Some call it a chin.

I actually have three of you count the back of my neck as well. Ladies, I am dreamy.

 

[Corbal]

I actually have three of you count the back of my neck as well. Ladies, I am dreamy.

He also has large stretch marks around his mouth.

He's a giver.

 

[IhateClowns]

He also has large stretch marks around his mouth.

He's a giver.

I am into large meaty vaginas. There is something so sexy about a catcher's mitt between a woman's thighs.

 

[Corbal]

I am into large meaty vaginas. There is something so sexy about a catcher's mitt between a woman's thighs.

Vacuum cleaners to the vadge give the same effect. I have a Dyson.

 

[IhateClowns]

Vacuum cleaners to the vadge give the same effect. I have a Dyson.

Nice. I am surprised you don't use a shop vac due to the wetness and tacks.

 

[Corbal]

Nice. I am surprised you don't use a shop vac due to the wetness and tacks.

I keep the shop vac for anal sadism.

Wanna see my throat through my asshole?

 

[IhateClowns]

I keep the shop vac for anal sadism.

Wanna see my throat through my asshole?

Wow look at that. Please tell me you had sausage for lunch and that isn't your ex boyfriend.

 

[Corbal]

Wow look at that. Please tell me you had sausage for lunch and that isn't your ex boyfriend.

I don't eat sausage!

 

[IhateClowns]

I don't eat sausage!

Biggest clit residue I have ever seen.

 

[Ellafun]

(is it wrong that I'm gloriously happy reading IHC's diary? I feel so dirty now. But it's my favorite girl crush Corballs beating him up & it's like a guilty pleasure... )

 

[Corbal]

Biggest clit residue I have ever seen.

I had fish tacos for lunch.
They're now on my floor.

 

[Corbal]

(is it wrong that I'm gloriously happy reading IHC's diary? I feel so dirty now. But it's my favorite girl crush Corballs beating him up & it's like a guilty pleasure... )

Omg! Corballs?

Where is Disgustipated? That fucker.

 

[IhateClowns]

I had fish tacos for lunch.
They're now on my floor.

Bulimia is a bitch.

 

[IhateClowns]

(is it wrong that I'm gloriously happy reading IHC's diary? I feel so dirty now. But it's my favorite girl crush Corballs beating him up & it's like a guilty pleasure... )

Hey stranger. Hope all is well. Yes she is kicking my ass. She always does.

 

[Ellafun]

Omg! Corballs?

Where is Disgustipated? That fucker.

I couldn't help it. It just slipped out. Too much lube, I guess.

Hey stranger. Hope all is well. Yes she is kicking my ass. She always does.

If you bribe her with Skittles you might be able to distract her for a second. But her rebound is a bitch.

All is well. Just trying to get my groove back.

 

[Corbal]

I couldn't help it. It just slipped out. Too much lube, I guess.

If you bribe her with Skittles you might be able to distract her for a second. But her rebound is a bitch.

All is well. Just trying to get my groove back.

Ah, Skittles. Yum. The yellow ones are my fav. Haven't had them in ages. Got to watch my fat figure.

 

[IhateClowns]

I couldn't help it. It just slipped out. Too much lube, I guess.

If you bribe her with Skittles you might be able to distract her for a second. But her rebound is a bitch.

All is well. Just trying to get my groove back.

Skittles huh? Sorta like E.T.???

 

[Ellafun]

Skittles huh? Sorta like E.T.???

Only if you sprinkle them around the right places, if you know what I mean.
*wink, wink*

 

[Corbal]

I am not in the room apparently.

This is a first.

 

[IhateClowns]

Only if you sprinkle them around the right places, if you know what I mean.
*wink, wink*

Like the kitchen? I am not hungry though.