my desk chair

[stonedfox]

someday soon, when i can afford to get a new, better chair that doesn't have wheels that fall off, i will take this old shitty chair outside and burn it. before burning it, mister stoney will probably shoot it several times and i may piss on it as well.

 

[gravyrug]

You should get a desk chair sturdy enough to fuck in. <nods>

 

[Telafio]

someday soon, when i can afford to get a new, better chair that doesn't have wheels that fall off, i will take this old shitty chair outside and burn it. before burning it, mister stoney will probably shoot it several times and i may piss on it as well.

Sell it on e-bay.
Some sniff freak will pay top dollar. Specially when he learns you have been sitting on it whilst chatting on lit.

 

[SweetSurrendered1]

You should get a desk chair sturdy enough to fuck in. <nods>

No arms either. They just get in the way.

 

[bptalt]

http://www.sforh.com/images/furniture/sitright-loop.gif

 

[Doctor Who]

Here is my chair, don't mind the mess.

 

[gravyrug]

http://www.sforh.com/images/furniture/sitright-loop.gif

Looks like the ones we have at work. If so, the arms are removable. Just sayin'.

 

[SweetSurrendered1]

Looks like the ones we have at work. If so, the arms are removable. Just sayin'.

Lucky chairs.

 

[stonedfox]

Sell it on e-bay.
Some sniff freak will pay top dollar. Specially when he learns you have been sitting on it whilst chatting on lit.

That's part of the reason the chair needs to be burned. There's a huge pussy juice stain on the seat. I could deal with that, but I can NO LONGER deal with falling out of the fucking bastard asshole chair when the wheel falls off. I have sentenced this chair to death by firing squad, and fire too. I guess piss as well, but I don't think you can die from piss.

God, I rambled...I am tired.

 

[bptalt]

Looks like the ones we have at work. If so, the arms are removable. Just sayin'.

I have had the same one for about 10 years. It was a pricey ergo thing the company bought for me way back when, and I kept it. IT is like the one in the pic, but black and with a higher back. Very comfortable.

 

[gravyrug]

I have had the same one for about 10 years. It was a pricey ergo thing the company bought for me way back when, and I kept it. IT is like the one in the pic, but black and with a higher back. Very comfortable.

The ones we have at home were looted (with permission) from my workplace when we moved the office.

 

[Sallad]

That's part of the reason the chair needs to be burned. There's a huge pussy juice stain on the seat. I could deal with that, but I can NO LONGER deal with falling out of the fucking bastard asshole chair when the wheel falls off. I have sentenced this chair to death by firing squad, and fire too. I guess piss as well, but I don't think you can die from piss.

God, I rambled...I am tired.

Take a UV light to it and see if any of mister stoney's stains show up.

 

[NaughtyLil1]

My chair is a 1936 model. It's so damn uncomfortable but it has sentimental value.

 

[-- Zoey--]

Take a UV light to it and see if any of mister stoney's stains show up.

Heh, or someone elses.

 

[Wok]

My desk chair is a $2.00 special from a garage sale.

It looks shitty.

 

[Little Tighty]

my friend has a drunk chair. It's made out of a shop stool with wheels, and a four point race harness car seat bolted together.

The fun is to strap yourself in and roll around crashing or trying not to tip over.

Well it's aparently fun for drunk guys, but it doesn't interest me.

 

[Lushisss]

*pees on stoney's chair*

 

[Telafio]

That's part of the reason the chair needs to be burned. There's a huge pussy juice stain on the seat. I could deal with that, but I can NO LONGER deal with falling out of the fucking bastard asshole chair when the wheel falls off. I have sentenced this chair to death by firing squad, and fire too. I guess piss as well, but I don't think you can die from piss.

God, I rambled...I am tired.

Pussy juice stains!!

Make the reserve at least $100.

 

[Doctor Who]

You can't see it in my picture but I actually ripped the seat off a desk chair and strapped it on an old wooden chair. Some ducttape was involved in the project.

 

[HappyMisha]

I bougth this nice, expensive chair about a year ago... Of course, since I'm not very handy at "building stuff", bolts kept falling there and everywhere and, being a true woman, I kept tossing them away thinking: "Meh. It's nothing."

Until the back of the chair fell out and I nearly followed in a spectacular fashion.

Now I can't lean back anymore... How am I supposed to cam with a shitty chair? I feel for you Stoney...

 

[topale]

I'd recommend the Dream Love Chair but this thing looks dangerous.

http://dreamlovechair.com/img/001sitedlc.jpg

 

[HappyMisha]

I'd recommend the Dream Love Chair but this thing looks dangerous.

http://dreamlovechair.com/img/001sitedlc.jpg

I just got an instant headache trying to imagine the instructions guide.

 

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[poony]

someday soon, when i can afford to get a new, better chair that doesn't have wheels that fall off, i will take this old shitty chair outside and burn it. before burning it, mister stoney will probably shoot it several times and i may piss on it as well.

You can also take my notebook out too!

 

[stonedfox]

I just added to the desk chair stain. And I only almost fell once.