My crappy poem

[April]

The letter I sent you,
Unread for a week.
Is now deleted.
Why?

 

[Never]

I'm going to feel foolish if this wasn't to me

You sent me some mail?
I'd have never thought it,
It musta been lost,
Cause I never got it.
Oh whoa,
That blows.
Most majorly.

 

[April]

Sorry, Never, sweetie. It isn't about you. But I did mail you a couple days ago. The freakin' Lit mail must have eaten it. It's been screwing me over too.

 

[Cheri]

Because you're a dick
As much as I like the poem, most men would be hard pressed to answer that it...

 

[Never]

I knew this would end with me feeling foolish.

 

[MADDOG]

The letter I sent you,
Unread for a week.
Is now deleted.
Why?

Hey... that's not so crap.

 

[Isabella Thorne]

Oh oh what if it was sent to me??

The mail you sent me
must be the key
to a new mystery
perhaps a clue .. oh gee!
sooooooo sorreeeeee!

is this payback time for the Sally Field thing??? lmao .. no seriously?

 

[April]

Maybe I should explain a little. But then you all would leave and not comment on my crappy little poem. Well I'll take that chance.

This is about an e-mail I sent somebody on AOL. The mail system there lets you check the status of mail you send within AOL. Like if it's been read, when, and if it's been deleted.

Hence the poem. It's my first, and I don't think it's much good, but there it is.

And yes, Cheri. Guys can be dicks. You weren't referring to me and I just didn't get it, were you? Never hurts to make sure of these things.

 

[MADDOG]

This is about an e-mail I sent somebody on AOL.

Oh April. I'm sorry. I hope I didn't hurt you by being so flip. Are you OK?

MADDOG

 

[April]

Thanks, Maddog. The feelings are already hurt, but not by anybody here. Thank you for asking, though. I'll be all right. I've been hurt much worse, and survived.

Anyway, piss on him. It's his loss!

 

[MADDOG]

It's nothing you want to share? I'm always here if you do, and I'm sure everyone else would be too.

MADDOG

 

[April]

It's just sad when a friendship or relationship or whatever finally dies, and there's the realization that it's over. You're never gonna see or communicate with that person again. Maybe sometimes it's better to just pull the plug abruptly and move on. Oh, well. 'Nuff said. Thanks again, Maddog.

Now about that crappy little poem. Maybe it's not that bad? *said in a hopeful tone* At least it's short!

 

[Svedish_Chef]

April.... you crappy... Never! (Yeah she aint either)

Da chef

 

[Siren]

OK APRIL

 

[Firesprite]

the roses are wilted
the violets are dead
the sugarbowls empty
and so is his head

how rude to just delete mail like that.. just nick over to my recent thread and see if you can pick up a couple of good curses for him hmm?

 

[SimplySouthern]

I must speak up for Firesprite's most recent thread and the inteligent and well thought out name calling within. Hell, I even wrote some of those down to use at a later date.

But about you, Ms. April. That man is very obviously a fool. All men are not idiots, but this one is. To think, he had a chance with MS. Nancy Drew. Well, as I always say...revenge is the best policy. One of these days, when he emails you...leave it unopened for a few weeks and then respond by telling him you are much too busy to be annoyed with his silly shit at this time (insert Firesprite's verbage here) and that you will respond to him when you have time (and hell freezes over)

Failing all that, we could get a Lit women posse together and beat his ass.

Either one...you pick!

 

[Cheri]

And yes, Cheri. Guys can be dicks. You weren't referring to me and I just didn't get it, were you? Never hurts to make sure of these things.

Oh April, I feel so bad that you would even think that. I did not mean you at all...I figured you were talking about a guy in your life, so I mad that comment. I read somewhere that all men were assholes, just some less than others...and he must have a higher asshole content than others.

Maddog, I don't think you have much asshole at all, if any. Then again you did start the thread "who's your daddy bitch" so you may have a tad where it matters most...

 

[Cheri]

Beat His Ass! Please Beat His Ass...

Come on April, physically assaulting him may be cathatric! At the very least it will get some of the aggression out! I'll bring along the super ball for his gas tank!

 

[Cheyenne]

I think I already know the answer, but I'll ask anyway. Having been through a few communication problems in email recently myself, there may be another possibility. Is there any way that he didn't mean to skip reading it and he just deleted it accidently? I try to give the benefit of the doubt- even to asshole men when they don't necessarily deserve it.

Email him your poem? If he doens't open that, you have your answer. If he does, and asks what the hell you're talking about, there's an answer, too.

 

[Isabella Thorne]

Where do I sign up for the posse, Ms. Drew?

awwwwwwwwwww dammit April ... that jerk didn't reply to your email and deleted it after a week???? men suck .. seriously.

when you say it wasn't anyone here .. do you mean it wasn't anyone on this thread or that it wasn't anyone here in literotica?

if this jerk is a literotican ... well i just hope i haven't misinterpreted your integration of me yesterday ... is it that person? was that a clue, Ms. Drew?

Please be happy, darling ..
__________________________________
Buck a truck
Chuck a puck
Fuck a duck
Men suck.

 

[April]

LOL at you all. And thank you all for caring. Feeling better today.

Never, what can I say? You crack me up, you irreverent little, umm, Never person you. LOL

Cheri, like I said, it never hurts to ask.

Maddog, thanks for being concerned. It's sweet.

Svedish Chef, thanks for saying I'm not crappy! LOL A girl can't be told that often enough. LOL

Siren, umm, I really don't know what to say. Your poem makes me laugh, though.

Firesprite, I am in awe of your cursing ability. I just limit myself to unimaginative, conventional phrases, repeated often.

Simply Southern and Cheyenne, I am taking him off all my lists. This isn't the first letter this happened with, but it is the last. He doesn't even get to be blocked. Just gone. I'm not expending any more effort on him.

Isabella, it's not anybody from Lit at all. And as for that interrogation yesterday, well. Some men are simply yummy! LOL

 

[Expertise]

Since no letter was ever sent to me I can only assume ... there is someone else *whimper*

April people usually get what they deserve. This just proves that you deserve something better than a tool.

Cheer up cutie

 

[April]

Why, thank you, Expertise. You're sweet.
You see that last line in my post above?
I was referring to you!
*looking down shyly and shuffling feet*