My Condolences

[Ezarc]

My condolences to myself on my early passing. It is a true shame that I passed on. Joke over.
You sorry ass piece shit, don't fuck with me or any of my friends ever again. You have been warned.
Take Care,
Ezarc

 

[lobito]

you will be missed E. I'm sorry to hear of your earlier passing. Have a my friend.

 

[T.H. Oughts]

Ezarc

You tell'em babe

 

[Guest]

 

[Chuckus]

what'd I miss? Damnit to hell for my having to work today!

Whatever it was, I know it was NOT good.

 

[Kitte]

Funny, I never knew I was into necrophelia....strange the things you learn about yourself. Babe, even dead you are the best I love you.

 

[LukkyKnight]

Reports of his death were premature

My condolences to myself on my early passing. It is a true shame that I passed on. Joke over.
You sorry ass piece shit, don't fuck with me or any of my friends ever again. You have been warned.
Take Care,
Ezarc

I'm not sure what the policy is on this one, but I'd say that it came damn close to "personal information" and possibly Laurel would consider matching the IP address up to see if it correlates to somebody who posts regularly under a real name (virtually a 100% certainty) to consider making the point.

In spite of dubious credibility, there was harm instead of humor.

 

[Guest]

 

[freakygirl]

Ezarc is dead?


See what happens when I spend less time here. I miss out on all the cool shit. Well not that his death is cool.. but you know what I meant.. right?


Hey.. If Ezarc is dead.. then who is posting as Ezarc?

And Kitte..I'm disappointed. I thought I was your back up lover..









Now will someone tell me what the hell is going on? Please.

 

[Guest]

 

[Kitte]

Net relationships make my skin crawl


The reaper fucked up this time

but not next time

You know I am not really into the net thing either...that is why his gorgeous 6'4 self is standing right next to me waiting to be thrown on to my bed and ravaged, see that is what happens to Real men like Ezarc...not that you would know anything about that little dick.

 

[LukkyKnight]

Do you ever study criminal investigations? Often when they start closing in the guilty person (or people), who can't stay away from the scene, realizes they're in deep shit and starts trying to come up with credible alternative explanations. It's like they're begging to get caught.

They often are.

 

[Guest]

 

[Guest]

 

[curious2c]

Hey ezarc, for a dead guy you rock in your posts. Hmmmm. died, back to life...wow, uh, should I call you sir? Christ?

 

[freakygirl]

*shakes head*

 

[Ezarc]

Relax all. Death is just a door to a new life I guess. Who knew? Anyway, back to the job of living.
Take Care and Lust Always,
Ezarc

 

[Guest]

 

[unclej]

hey ezarc...what's your favorite beer. i'm not gonna call off a perfectly good wake with minor details like you're still alive.

 

[alexandraaah]

Ezarc is dead?


See what happens when I spend less time here. I miss out on all the cool shit.




Now will someone tell me what the hell is going on? Please.

Freaky, is this your mantra? It's like morningirl's lit. welcome. Now, I want you back in the mix so YOU can tell ME what's going on.

No more shortcuts for you, missy.

 

[Barely__There]

I thought people only came back to life on "Days of our lives"?



Nice seeing you here healthy Ez, we all knew it was a piece of shit making a terrible joke.

LOL EE. it was only a dream. Ezarc was actually in the shower

 

[QuickDuck]

Ummm Ezarc, i hope i get invited to your wake... god knows it will be one hell of a piss up

Oh by the way, can i have your CD collection?

 

[Ezarc]

The rumors of my demise was premature. But I guess the wake can be held Tonight. Bring lots of Moosehead beer and Single Malt Irish Whiskey. As to my cd collection I think I would like each of you to draw lots and each get at least one.(When I actually die)
Take Care and Lust Always,
Ezarc

 

[dragonhearted]

meeeeeeeeeeeee YOW!

You know I am not really into the net thing either...that is why his gorgeous 6'4 self is standing right next to me waiting to be thrown on to my bed and ravaged, see that is what happens to Real men like Ezarc...not that you would know anything about that little dick.

mmrrrrrrrrroooooooooowwwwwwwwwwwwllllllllllllllllll

give it to him Baby!

 

[Kitte]

Re: meeeeeeeeeeeee YOW!

mmrrrrrrrrroooooooooowwwwwwwwwwwwllllllllllllllllll

give it to him Baby!