My cat is the anti christ

[Aquila]

I swear that little fat bastard worships satan in the walk in closet.
and that laying on my chest staring at me until I wake up bit is creepy. Ever wake up to a satan worshiping cat just staring at you?

 

[Coca~Cola]

I swear that little fat bastard worships satan in the walk in closet.
and that laying on my chest staring at me until I wake up bit is creepy. Ever wake up to a satan worshiping cat just staring at you?

Actually, yes

and our cats must be related somehow

 

[Aquila]

Re: Re: My cat is the anti christ

Actually, yes

and our cats must be related somehow

Its a sinister plan by the dark lord himself impregnating strays then having the kittens go to homes like ours.

How many people don't truly realize they have the spawn of the devil as pets?

 

[Diablogrl]

ahem...why do you think I named her diablo?

 

[Guest]

Mine communes with Satan at night......the howls are blood-curdling.

That "staring 'til you wake up" thing is just an effort to steal your soul but you have a built-in safety device tha wakes you just in time.

There's also the projectile fur-ball vomit. Quite diabolical.

 

[WynEternal]

Mine's a satan spawn as well. LOL. Why else would he sleep under my nose, on my chest every single night? In an attempt to kill me for his dark master is why.

 

[peachykeen]

Our cat worshipped Mr Keen. No shit. Absolutely adored him. She liked me well enough, but she was just head over heels (sometimes literally) for him. Followed him from room to room, sat outside the shower and waited for him, curled up next to his head at night.