``my butt is stuck to my chair !!! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEK*

Gusty Wind

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and my eyes are glued to the computer screen


please somebody come peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeelllllll

meeeeeeeeeeeeee oOoOfffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff*

Aww,,,,,

What do you do when you are like me ???????????? :(

Will you tell me ?

What should I DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ?

ting*

:devil:

:heart:

:devil:

ooohh.. awww..... ooooohhhh.....
 
Zmey said:
Did you try crowbar? heh
hahahahahahahhahahahahahaha LOLOLOLOLOL

Cute !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

mmuuahhh```:kiss:

:( I don't own one .

blink*
 
phrodeau said:
You just need to break the suction.

Try bearing down.
Aaaahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahah

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL very very vert funny........LOL

Gees I ... oo Shit ! :eek:

ahh.. Just <rip> my pant.... LOL GIGLES

HAHAHA.. YOU ARE VERY cute !!!

Blink**
 
fucky thread....

fucky thread !!!!

NOT BODY KNOW HOW.

OR the don't give a fuck !!

And If they KNEW ...

there Would'nt be here .

What A fucking joke !

After I *click* for New thread ...

Immediately ....I REGET * Right a wayyyyyyyy FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF*

NOT a FUN FUNNY thread ! SOunds Like THe "KNOW HOW" type..

And Just NO fucking NO body care if I fucking STUCK...
 
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Here's how you get un-stuck.

You need to slide your hand into your pants, and let your fingers find your pussy. Commence playing, and the juices will get the chair all wet and it will un-stick you.

You should always keep a vibrator nearby for just such an occasion.
 
:eek: Done that too ...NO use !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :eek:

try again !

Bing *

muahhhhhhhh:heart:sexyyyyy man alwayss* ~wink~*
 
Count backwards from 10 to 0, quickly closing all the windows you have on your computer. When you hit zero shut down your computer. It's easy to start the count, tough part is making sure you finish, but just view the count as something completely unstoppable :)
 
hahahahaaa.,,

ClaudiusMaximus said:
Count backwards from 10 to 0, quickly closing all the windows you have on your computer. When you hit zero shut down your computer. It's easy to start the count, tough part is making sure you finish, but just view the count as something completely unstoppable :)

hhehehehehheeeeeee :(:(.. I CAN"T :(

THis the HARD part !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I Am really glue to my seat ! :devil:
 
hahaha```

storm1969 said:
Here's how you get un-stuck.

You need to slide your hand into your pants, and let your fingers find your pussy. Commence playing, and the juices will get the chair all wet and it will un-stick you.

You should always keep a vibrator nearby for just such an occasion.
Very funny STROM...

i NEED SOME TO LICK ME OFF MY SEAT !!:p:p

you want to help ??:devil:
 
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