My butt check is having a muscle spasm!!!!!!!!

[Starfish]

My butt cheek(edited because I am dumb) is having a muscle spasm!!!!!!!!

(butt checks are for those with cheek prosthetics in need of a place to hold onto their attachments, while shopping. A lot like coat checks. )






This is the weirdest shit.......

You know when your lower eyelid twitches........


My ass cheek is doing that!!!!!!!!!

I kind of like it... it is like butt Shiatzu(sp?)




Has anyone had a painless muscle spasm in an odd local?

 

[Never]

Okay, don't tell anyone this, it's freaky.
However, sometimes I have these strange muscle spasms... between my legs.

I don't know what causes them but I always feel really dirty afterwards.

 

[Juspar Emvan]

Sometimes my pecs (one at a time) will start twitching and jumping, looks and feels bizzare.

 

[bluntforcemama]

lol.... there's a muscle in my thigh that does that, it IS weird. But if I stretch it, it stops.

 

[Laurel]

What's a butt check?

 

[Starfish]

Never....... naughty dirty slut... You need to cool off!



I wonder if there is any luck in this happening in my vagina with out anyhelp.

*twich*

 

[Starfish]

AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!


Laurel, It is like a butt for.

 

[Laurel]

LOL! Don't tell the buttfor joke. That nearly killed me in the South Park movie. It still makes me laugh.

I've got a very silly sense of humor. I ended up watching that Eddie Murphy movie on cable last night - the Nutty Professor 2 or whatever it's called - and I laughed and laughed. Manu just smiles at me. He knows I'm silly.

 

[Starfish]

I won't unless someone is stupid enough to ask "what is a butt for?"


I have yet to see that, but am going to have to.

That and Doctor Doolittle 2.


I kind of gathered you were as flakey as I am because of the Crusty Girdlesniffer thread.

 

[Laurel]

I kind of gathered you were as flakey as I am because of the Crusty Girdlesniffer thread.

LOL! I'm so transparent. I want you to think I'm sexy, sophisticated, and well-mannered, but the truth always shines through...

 

[Siren]

I know what that is....

 

[Starfish]

I suddenly can't remember anything but that you are sexy, sophisticated, and well mannered.


I thought there was more, but I can't remember anything.

It is like my mind has been...


huh? What were we talking about.


Oh, butts.

Your butt is a fine butt, I am told.

 

[Never]

Okay.. I never saw that movie.

What is a butt for?

 

[Starfish]

*in a very drawn out french accent*



For pooping silly!

 

[Angel]

I think you should post pictures of these butt spasms.

 

[Never]

Oh.
I didn't think that was funny.
That's okay, I don't get all humor.


~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~
I'm off to fuck a chicken.

 

[Weird Harold]

A possible cure?

I get random muscle twitches occasionally, usually when I'm dehydrated. Either Bananas and lots of water, or Gatorade(tm) is enough to raise my potassium level back up to where they stop. (Gatorade works faster.)

 

[Starfish]

Angel, don't worry I am not ignoring you.. Do you know how hard it is to take a good pic of ones own ass?

Cool Harold, I am a bit parched... That is an interesting correlation. I am drinking the agua and having a nanner.


Never. It isn't funny. It is in the context of when and by whom it is said. The Mole never loved you.

 

[Bob Peale]

Re: My butt cheek(edited because I am dumb) is having a muscle spasm!!!!!!!!

Has anyone had a painless muscle spasm in an odd local?

I can't do it; it's too easy!

 

[Starfish]

What Bob??? What's too easy???


It wouldn't happen to be this kind of muscle spasm would it??

That is the only kind I condone.

 

[Guest]

Uahhhh!!!!

After that pic from Starfish, I got a serious twitch going through both butt cheeks and my spear that just trusted out of hibernation!